BRANDON CARTER BACK WITH TEXAS TECH AS LINKIN PARK SONG
quiet part of the song, ticking drum machines, one lonely keyboard, pointless scritching of a DJ in the back
so much lies beneath the surface
in my abyss
consuming me
dragging me down to the bottom
because nothing i do is
good enough for u
i’m falling short and stumbling
falling short because i couldn’t please youuuuuuu
Rappin’ verse guy:
Every day
Coach took away
His right to play
Couldn’t stand to face the day
Carter: But now I’m baaaaaaccckk…
tick tick tick tick tick buliding guitar LOUD PART OF THE SONG
Carter (screaming): BUT NOW I’M BACK WITH THE TEAAAAAAM!!!
Rappin’ guy: He’s back with the team/Couldn’t block without him/couldn’t rock without him
Carter: (still screaming: BACK WITH THE TEAM! HOW COULD YOU EVER DOUBT ME? SUCKAS GAVE UP FIVE SACKS WITHOUT ME!!!
BACK!
WITH!
THE TEAM!
quiet part of the song part 2, break involving screaming, repeat chorus fade.












1
Ruck'em Horns says:
Back to give out more cases of Raider Rash to the unsuspecting women folk of Lubbock.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:14 am
2
Oops Pow Surprise says:
Every day, I wait for LP’s latest album, “Linkin Park Is Torn to Shreds in the Middle of the Studio by Ravenous Jackals on Cocaine While the Microphones Were Still Rolling So We’ll Just Play That For Fifty Minutes and See If Anybody Notices a Difference.” So far, they have disappointed in taking that next step with their music.
Someday, I tell myself. Someday.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:16 am
3
JD says:
Does someone on the equipment staff bore holes in the top of Mr. Carter’s helmet so his hair spikes can stick out?
October 6th, 2009 at 11:17 am
4
ohiodawg says:
The goodwill I feel toward the Pirate Captain evaporates when I see that kid. It warmed my heart when Ole Miss schooled them.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:24 am
5
wfguiteau says:
Gwar would’ve been more appropriate source material.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:41 am
6
RAW says:
Leach: “Its time for pre-game warm-ups”
BC: “LET ME DO MY MAKEUP!!!! I HAVE TO EXPRESS MYSELF!!!!!”
/getsbeatbyc-usateam
October 6th, 2009 at 11:48 am
7
TheDeuce69 says:
Looks like Lattimer (the roided up douchebag) from that shitty movie “The Program”
http://blogs.insidelacrosse.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lattimer_the_program_face_paint.jpg
October 6th, 2009 at 11:51 am
8
chg says:
Never realized that guy was the stupid twitterer. Never would have expected a guy like that to have problems with authority or threaten team chemistry by making a losing streak all about himself. I see a long and prosperous NFL career in this gentleman’s future.
October 6th, 2009 at 11:56 am
9
boondoggle says:
@wfguiteau #5:
Gwar wouldn’t be appropriate because Gwar actually has talent. (Or at least more talent than Linkin Park).
October 6th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
10
Gus Mitchem says:
Happened to be on at least one All-American team last year
October 6th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
11
Irwin Fletcher says:
@BD-
You are setting the bar pretty low when your benchmark for talent is Gwar.
October 6th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
12
der schatten says:
The only thing more overrated than Linkn Park is a Big 12 o-lineman.
October 6th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
13
Brizzle says:
That would be a hit single, O. You’ve found your new career: ghostwriter for shitty nu metal bands.
October 6th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
14
Beergut says:
Usually when you give up 5 sacks, the offensive guards are not the first people you look to as the culprits.
Carter is trying to be a modern day Brian Bosworth, except The Boz actually had some talent,
October 7th, 2009 at 7:52 am
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atlantadomer says:
This kid is awful – I mean this is exactly what would happen if Kyle Turley and Elvira had a child.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:41 am