BLOGS WITH BALLS: MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BE DRUNK ON STAGE ME ME ME!

by Orson on Oct 6, 2009 1:20 PM EDT

If you're around in Las Vegas next week, feel free to come down, plonk down some coin, and watch us mix vodka with brain at Blogs with Balls 2.0: Vegas Edition. What happens when you do that on stage? This, of course:

What You Missed at BwB 1.0: On Blogging with Spencer Hall from HHR on Vimeo.

Tickets may be purchased here. Prices may seem steep, but remember that they come with free booze, free booze, the promise of AJ Daulerio being pistol-whipped on stage by a drunken Sean Salisbury (GUARANTEED!), party passes, and yours truly doing his damnedest to derail any serious conversation as coordinator of the "State of the Union" panel.

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Don’t forget the part where we recreate Jeremy Shockey’s Hard Rock Rampageathon, complete with collapsing unconscious on the outdoor pool deck at two in the afternoon.

by Holly on Oct 6, 2009 1:40 PM EDT reply actions

KING AMONG MEN!

by Philip on Oct 6, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions

Damn…..Now I really really wish I could go to Bloggin Las Vegas… I sent you a pithy email of my desires to be the female EDSBS and begged you to be my mentor, but did I get a reply? This would have been my moment!!

by jhadleyconrad on Oct 6, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

Suggestion Box Dept:

Memo to the Orson Swindle Marketing Dept:

If you want to sell tickets above double figures, adverstise that Ms. Holly A. will make an appearance and rock the house.

(Then, make sure you hire enough security to keep the stalkers at bay from her.)

by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Oct 6, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions

Suggestion Box Cont’d:

Hire a little, old, fat bald guy (Don Rickles look-alike) to roast the various bloggers during introductions, blah, blah, blah.

by Stacy Kiebler Luvs Me on Oct 6, 2009 2:10 PM EDT reply actions

I’m the biggest EDSBS fan there is within ten miles of the northwest I-4/SR408 Interchange in Orlando and I have fallen for Orson’s loquaciousness to an unhealthy degree… but damn his public speaking sucks. This bodes well for the future of EDSBS.

by Jean Short on Oct 6, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

I’ll be at McCarran for about an hour Friday. Does that count?

by Harris on Oct 6, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

@SKLM — I’m not speaking or anything. Just going to drank & gamble & get in fistfights.

by Holly on Oct 6, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

@ #6
not so fast my friend, I’m right off the Princeton St. I-4 exit, and with a 100 cocktails under my belt, will give you a run for the biggest EDSBS fan within ten miles of the northwest I-4/SR408 Interchange in Orlando.
In fact with a 100 cocktails under my belt, I would even fight Mike Tyson

by RayCom Roy on Oct 6, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

jhadleyconrad-

There already IS a female EDSBS; her name is Holly and she writes for this site.

by TCOAN on Oct 6, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

Holy living fuck that’s a lot of money to watch a bunch of drunken honkeys talk about how important their dick-joke websites are.

by ESMjr. on Oct 6, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions

@11… not like anyone is putting a gun to your head… unless you ask them to…

personally I’m a big fan of speaking at conventions… although the kind conventions I go to aren’t nearly as entertaining as this sounds like it’ll be…

have fun!

by iggy on Oct 15, 2009 12:48 PM EDT reply actions