EDSBS THE MAGAZINE | VOL. 2 ISSUE 5

Dear Charlie Weis,

&^@#&^#*&^#&^@# you bit^.

Sincerely,
Husky Fans

That Bejeweled is a hell of a game.

Whoever traded that Sunday contraband Chick-Fil-A biscuit got ripped off. I don’t even know if Ponder is competent enough to work in a Chick-Fil-A at this point.

Fine work Holly.

When I win the lottery, I’m going to buy a Chick-fil-A franchise just to have access to chicken biscuits on Sundays.

4 – I do not want to imagine the horrors that corporate chick-fil-a would inflict upon you should they ever find out. They’d probably document a dozen tortures, all perpetrated by men in cow costumes, and make it the theme of a year’s calender.

Houston… UTEP? Really? WTF? And before that Virginia gets UNC… what in the hell is happening this year?

It’s just whistling in the dark on my part (not to mention overlooking the point of the joke), but I think Rennie should get an only valuable player award too. Maybe one for defense and one for offense?

4 – That’s frivolous spending that I could get behind.

@3-

Ponder is just about the only good thing going for FSU right now…..he had another good passing day, with no running game to speak of. The defense is bad, but Ponder has kept them in all their losses this year- the fumbles got them against USF, not the passing game

/wakes up from a serious purple drank bender…

whoa…did I dream the results of the TN-Auburn game or did it really happen?…. man, I hate it when I forget the night before

To: Officiating Crew in Athens
Re: Your shaft-deep throat suckage
Cc: Mike Slive, COTG

Fuck. You.

XXOO

-Uga

You know what Georgia fans, shut up. The celebration penalty didn’t give up a 40 yard return. And it didn’t give up a 30 yard TD run. And it didn’t make your QB throw the ball right at an LSU defender. You didn’t lose the game because of the penalty (which sure, was bullshit) you lost because you got flat beat. If that flag hadn’t been thrown, it would have been a 45 yard TD run instead of a 30 yarder.

Forgot to add:

All the penalty gave Georgia was something to whine about. Poor, perpetually persecuted Georgia.

Willingham would have had his revenge against Notre Dame on Saturday – he wouldn’t have blown 47 chances to score from inside the one yard line – if those racists from Washington hadn’t fired him.

Will Kiffykins get to 5 wins this season? Memphis, Vandy, maybe, who’s #5? It took Big Phil a while before his first 5 win season, and he-who-will-not-be-named’s worst was 7 wins. GENIUS!!!

Billy, if you think that penalty didn’t affect the last 90 seconds of that game, you must not watch much football.

I read Billy’s comment at #12 and thought, “Ehh, whatever, he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.” But then he had to go and add TWO MORE SENTENCES in a whole new comment. Those two sentences made all the difference. I am so, so very sorry that Georgia’s whining has offended you, and I hope this meager apology is worth the 30 minutes you had to take out of your life to bang out those two additional sentences.

UT is really bad. I mean really. Bad. Sucks ass. Like a lot of ass. Jesus, they are bad. They made an auburn team running a high school offense look like the Colts.

UGA LSU were pretty evenly matched. Both have QB’s that probably wouldn’t be starting at other established programs but do have an athlete or two to bail them out. LSU will get spanked by UF Saturday.

To: Billy
Re: Apology

Billy, I’d like to introduce you to my two friends, Bono and Sandra Day O’Conner. F*ck and You were both busy putting my foot so far up your a$$ that you’re tying my shoelaces with your tongue, so you’ll have to meet them the next time you say something so dumb I get violently angry at a keyboard.

Oh these friendly SEC conversations…

USC gets a bye this week before going to south bend. Prediction: Trojans 34, fat fuck weis 3

@SYIHW

Notre Dame also has a bye week before the game. Just sayin’.

If the clebration penalty against Georgia gave LSU such great field position, then why didn’t the celebration penalty against LSU do the same for Georgia?

/confusednotreally

Repeal all forms of celebration penalty, excessive and otherwise. Anything is permitted that does not involve a concealed firearm.

When a touchdown is signaled, a 60-second Play Clock of Doom commences. If delay of game is called, the celebrant is forced at gunpoint to perform his excessive celebration schtick on top of a 55-gallon drum for 8 hours in full pads without stopping, while a recording of Bear Bryant saying “Act like you’ve been there before” plays on an endless loop as the show is streamed live over ESPN360.

Re: Celebration Penalty

It ruined the end of an otherwise great game. Couldn’t care less about whether it “cost” UGA the game.

Also, since Billy is going to be an ass – USC 2003 National Champions.

Repeal all forms of celebration penalty, excessive and otherwise. Anything is permitted that does not involve a concealed firearm.

This is the best argument on the subject I’ve ever heard. I’m not kidding. Make it happen.

i for one will not take this elevated UGA-LSU hate thing lying down….nobody out hates us Alabamians. To that extent, here goes:

- Nick Saban cheats
- Kentucky should have won on Saturday
- Bama alum paid off the officials
- Julio Jones is actually Randy Moss moonlighting
- NCAA is investigating the athletic dorm lunchroom for serving ‘steroid stew’
- Alabama players are PAID to smoke pot at Alabama
- Finebaum is printed on every sheet of my toilet paper
- I am pretty sure I saw McElroy slip one of the refs a twenty between plays on Sat
- Bama cheerleaders are Wafflehouse waitress rejects

and of course to end it all….

- Saban came begging for the Auburn job last December, but was rejected and told we wanted someone who could win more than one SEC championship

alright…bring it on ‘Bama boys…i’m right here

Bourbon Dawgwalker (#24),

Okay, that I can agree with.

Also, I’m not an LSU fan, so you can’t make me angry because the AP didn’t pick LSU in 03. However, as a ND fan, I am filled with rage that the AP did pick USC. Completely different anger though.

WarChiziken, you make Bama sound really fun! Paid to smoke pot? Where can I sing up?

I agree w Billy.
He’s an assclown.
(the smell of corndog makes me ill)

But the Dawgs let us down.
No offense in the first half?
No defense in the last 2:00?
That bS call should’ve incited a defensive riot.
Instead we slept-walk LSU’s pitiful O into our endzzzzone.

-Foot, meet horrible firearm accident.

@28
If you got to Bama, you may want to learn to sing in the prison quartet. They don’t know how to tell cops from coke heads. You’d think it’d be kinda obvious.

Hehindeedy, Georgia! Suck it! That’ll teach ya to mess with the Pennmeister! You’re gonna get a load of me and my boy Urbs in Jacksonville, too, ya damn dirty mutts! Maybe I’ll get one of your players hurt, too! Don’t think I won’t do it!

Screwing Georgia: It’s the SEC way, baby!

The motivation behind the whole excessive celebration penalty was to stop players from
taunting the players of the other team. That’s the spirit of the law. However, the execution of that
law leaves much to be desired.

 For instance, there was no call on the graceless, classless, immature, asshat Boise State player
who got up in LeGarrett Blount’s face after the game and taunted him. For a player who’d just seen
a whole season and potential Heisman trophy run go up in smoke, it was snide provocation. I’m
not supporting Blount here, I believe he should stay suspended through the season.

But that asshat Boise State player deserved an excessive celebration penalty, if ever anyone did.
That’s what the rule was designed to prevent. If you’re not going to call it on that guy, well, don’t
call it on anyone, really. POINTLESS. RULE FAIL!
Consider it an obsolete rule.

Apples / Oranges dept.

How do you give a penalty to an asshat after the game is over???

I dare the SEc refs to call an excessive celebration penalty every time Tebow jumps up from a run. After I see that, I may actually support the dumbass rule.

how does not getting a celebration penalty make Georgia suck any less? Maybe Georgia should have completed
more than 1 first down in the first half?

in other words, penalties are the least of your problems. oh yeah, enjoy your tasty shit sandwich.

Just had to say, this midwesterner had the first Chick-Fil-A of his life this past Thursday. It was a 55minute trip one way, and forced me to actually set foot in Ohio (where the nearest CFA happens to be located). However, based on the solid CFA propaganda put forth by this fine website, it was an easy decision to make, and I haven’t been this happy with a Thursday since the invention of The Great Thursday Big East Rodeo and Crapshoot.

/ignoring all comments related to the UGA-LSU what have you

My $.02: The call was terrible and did affect the outcome, but the first half offensive struggles and the defense’s inability to make a stop in the fourth quarter were the deciding factors. But hey, they may have found a running back who can both stand up and not fumble. If not, well, riding AJ Green to seven or eight wins isn’t the worst thing in the world.

“Repeal all forms of celebration penalty, excessive and otherwise. Anything is permitted that does not involve a concealed firearm”

Does this mean open carry is okay? Sweet!!

Georgia fans:

Celebration penalties shouldn’t be called, etc. etc. Don’t get me wrong, it is a call that shouldn’t be in the rule books. But it is. Look at the video on YouTube and posted in EDSBS Curious Index today. At about 2:29-2:30, Green looks into the stands and pounds his right fist on his chest. That’s the “all eyes on me” that gave rise to the penalty. If you run to your team and high five or chest-bump, you don’t get called. It’s Green’s fault.

See previous posters re: Georgia’s inability to run its offense in the first half, tackle C.Scott on the TD, or Holliday on the kickoff — or Jefferson on the 20+ yard scramble, or not throw an INT to end the game, etc. etc.

And two final words: Oklahome State.

My $.02: The call was terrible and did affect the outcome, but the first half offensive struggles and the defense’s inability to make a stop in the fourth quarter were the deciding factors. But hey, they may have found a running back who can both stand up and not fumble. If not, well, riding AJ Green to seven or eight wins isn’t the worst thing in the world.

Ted Ginn wishes there was no excessive celebration.