OVERNIGHT THREAD, DEDICATED TO JACORY HARRIS' HAIR

Utep is crushing Houston right now. 58-34 late in the 4th. Another pretender dies.

   The big question is what Titty bar Mike Price is going to celebrate at tonight?

@1, Whichever one it is, he’ll still end the night with the same line as always:

“Why sure, honey, order anything you want from room service,…. just put it on my card.”

Sullivan013

Goddamn Orson, you are hilarious.

by the way, are you sitting at home eating cheeseburgers this weekend?

Oregon is SERIOUS now. Watching them crush Washington State 42-0 by half-time
and then 52-6 with the second/third/fourth stringers almost made up for Stupid Stupid
Sarkisian’s gamecalling earlier today. Almost.

Masoli looked sharp, and was pulled in the first half itself (shaky knee). Yeah, that’s about
right – team is looking like it could crush pretty much anyone in the frigging country, moving
up the polls (despite the idiocies and injustices of the mega-broken polling system) – so of
course it’s time for YET ANOTHER DEVASTATING INJURY THAT KILLS OUR SEASON.
Naturally. First we lose our best offensive player (Blount). Then we lose our best remaining
defensive/offensive/special teams player (Walter Thurmond). Glad Kelly and co had the
sense to pull Masoli immediately.

No, I’m not cynical.

Looks like Houston should have just gone ahead and crossed over to Juarez and taken their chances down there. The same thing basically happened against UTEP.

UTEP put up more points on UH than yards against UT last week.

The prospect of using that picture tonight was the only thing that got me through this week.

I can’t wait to see the Dragonballz Sooner video about the game.

Damn, Idaho won again. This really is the weirdest year ever.

quote- Jesus says:

Goddamn Orson, you are hilarious.

Orson is God. You have blasphemed. repent, or suffer as the Ginger Ninja did, in the Saturday afternoon sun.

I just got back from Joe RObbie./Land Shark STadium and it is starting to fel like a home-field advantage. I look forward to Sebastian lighting a whole bunch of other opponents’ crappy gimmicks on fiyah.

Lot of great games, but the real start of the day is Mark May imitating fellatio on Jimmy Clausen

http://bloguin.com/college/articles/mark-may-either-really-crudehilarious-or-bad-at-pretending-to-yawn.html

Verne’s face looked like a butter fed post prandial mr potato head. and i think the fat’s infected his thinking lobe.

If rain is your kryptonite, ye might want to drop the entire “Canes” thing.

@8 – Dragon Ballz Boi has already posted his mea culpa here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrAnvQArx14

Funny how people always get so contrite when they get their Dragon Ballz kicked in the dirt.

Viva La Chapeau!.

Golden Tate wins the Thighsman this week. Sucks for him that his harem consists of ND girls.

@12, that’s the frontrunner for clip of the year. Seriously, has Orson seen this yet?

Also, why the hell is Jimmy Clausen getting credit for Golden Tate’s work? I would love to see his YAC totals from yesterday…

@12 – I’ve never cared much for Mark May, but that clip is as golden as Golden Tate’s YAC. Gracias.

@16 – “She’s really funny.”

 “Let’s hope so.”

Completely overlooked is Tate’s game ending karate kick at the beginning of that spin leap. #8 was out on the turf.

Half way through he 4th quarter, the Houston defensive line realized they couldn’t tackle anyone! Anyone at all! So they just said, fuck it, “Where’s that chick who gives handjobs on the hillside?”

On a side note, the bars in Juarez are crazy-scary. The police chief is 28 years. His predecessors have all been murdered. Juarez was uglier than Houston’s defense!

If Mike Price wants to go to bars in Juarez for sex he’s batshit crazy.

Oh Mr. Wizard I don’t want to be in El Paso anymore!

are we sure mark may wasn’t trying to drown out the leprechaun by fantasizing of himself hiding under pete carrol’s desk?