Oh, you’ve done it now: Sam Bradford will not start against Miami, yielding the way for Landry Jones to step forward, unleash mustache hell on the Hurricanes, and then triumphantly ride his President Camacho motortrike to South Beach for a case of Busch Light and a six pack of ladies to finish the night off right.
Wassup, ’scro. Don’t be a pussy and pass me a beer.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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chaimy4life says:
Mijito, joo reellle theenk Da U eess goeeng to be scare of a frechmeng wif a mustash? Bro, Canes don’t play dat shit, bro.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:11 pm
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Red Dawg says:
Wow Orson, I hope the new sponsors are paying by the truckload. These new ads SUCK!
October 1st, 2009 at 3:17 pm
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ameed says:
The obsession with Idiocracy here is refreshing.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
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tecmo says:
Love President Camacho. I have very few videos uploaded to my Youtube profile, but one of them is the 10-second or so clip of Camacho giving the double bird.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReY4LRruAU
Have yet to find the video of him giving the finger when Beef Supreme is coming out.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
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meatybob says:
Wow, its like the 2 quarterbacks on Saturday will be mathematical inverses of each other. Except for the chicks, they are a constant.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:27 pm
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sb says:
…so porn-star mustaches are now cool? Who’da thought?
October 1st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
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She Blinded Me With Violence says:
@4
Porn stars.
October 1st, 2009 at 3:35 pm
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She Blinded Me With Violence says:
@Me
Or @6. Stupid sexy comment approvals…
October 1st, 2009 at 3:39 pm
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wegherbombs says:
Landry Jones grows his lip carpet with Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator, because it’s got electrolytes.
-Brought to you by Carl’s Junior
October 1st, 2009 at 4:02 pm
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Brizzle says:
I’ve been reading this fantabulous blog for a couple years now, and I gotta ask what’s the deal with the obsession with moustaches?
October 1st, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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I'm A Lasagna Hog says:
2, you mean you DON’T want to innovate and advertise with style?
October 1st, 2009 at 4:21 pm
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Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts says:
“Shit!….I know shit’s bad right now and all…”
Haven’t seen that kind of eloquence in starting a presidential address since Lincoln at Gettysburg.
October 1st, 2009 at 4:41 pm
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Beerbaron says:
Considering the recent need for birth coaches, my powers of deduction lead me to one of two possible conclusions:
the new edsbs sponsors are not paying orson in condoms, or more likely, condoms don’t work.
HOUSE OF REPRESENT!!!
October 1st, 2009 at 5:38 pm
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Canesbaby says:
The canes will upset oklahoma
October 1st, 2009 at 9:22 pm
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BullGator says:
Ya bro.
October 2nd, 2009 at 6:22 am
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Afletic Dawg says:
What does ’scro mean?
October 2nd, 2009 at 9:35 am
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petarded king says:
doctor: jacory, your shit’s all fucked up, and you talk like a fag. don’t worry, lots of ‘tards live pretty kick-ass lives!
jacory harris: not now, ‘batin!
randy shannon: ow my balls!
October 2nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm