MIAMI HURRICANES TO DIE IN HAIL OF MUSTACHE FIRE

by Orson on Oct 1, 2009 3:57 PM EDT

Oh, you've done it now: Sam Bradford will not start against Miami, yielding the way for Landry Jones to step forward, unleash mustache hell on the Hurricanes, and then triumphantly ride his President Camacho motortrike to South Beach for a case of Busch Light and a six pack of ladies to finish the night off right.

Wassup, 'scro. Don't be a pussy and pass me a beer.

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Mijito, joo reellle theenk Da U eess goeeng to be scare of a frechmeng wif a mustash? Bro, Canes don’t play dat shit, bro.

by chaimy4life on Oct 1, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions

Wow Orson, I hope the new sponsors are paying by the truckload. These new ads SUCK!

by Red Dawg on Oct 1, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions

The obsession with Idiocracy here is refreshing.

by ameed on Oct 1, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions

Love President Camacho. I have very few videos uploaded to my Youtube profile, but one of them is the 10-second or so clip of Camacho giving the double bird.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReY4LRruAU

Have yet to find the video of him giving the finger when Beef Supreme is coming out.

by tecmo on Oct 1, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, its like the 2 quarterbacks on Saturday will be mathematical inverses of each other. Except for the chicks, they are a constant.

by meatybob on Oct 1, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions

…so porn-star mustaches are now cool? Who’da thought?

by sb on Oct 1, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions

Porn stars.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 1, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions

@Me

Or @6. Stupid sexy comment approvals…

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Oct 1, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions

Landry Jones grows his lip carpet with Brawndo – The Thirst Mutilator, because it’s got electrolytes.

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by wegherbombs on Oct 1, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions

I’ve been reading this fantabulous blog for a couple years now, and I gotta ask what’s the deal with the obsession with moustaches?

by Brizzle on Oct 1, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions

2, you mean you DON’T want to innovate and advertise with style?

by I'm A Lasagna Hog on Oct 1, 2009 5:21 PM EDT reply actions

“Shit!….I know shit’s bad right now and all…”

Haven’t seen that kind of eloquence in starting a presidential address since Lincoln at Gettysburg.

by Terry Bowdens Shoe Lifts on Oct 1, 2009 5:41 PM EDT reply actions

Considering the recent need for birth coaches, my powers of deduction lead me to one of two possible conclusions:
the new edsbs sponsors are not paying orson in condoms, or more likely, condoms don’t work.

HOUSE OF REPRESENT!!!

by Beerbaron on Oct 1, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions