CURIOUS INDEX, 10/1/09
by Orson on Oct 1, 2009 10:27 AM EDT
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Pony boys. We're not even sure what to do with that photo but stand aside in awe of it and point. So, yeah: pointing and staring with mouth open. The Pony Boys of SMU would like you to know that they came to this fine blog by way of a Dallas bath house Barking Carnival, and that BC has a fine viewing guide ready and waiting for this week if you care for some humorous distraction this morning. If it's a pony you're wanting, well, they're happy to deliver, evidently. He loves Bo now. Don't fight it. Don't let the dazzling graphics fool you: hypnotizing Bluetick hounds is pretty easy, as long as you have something covered in fur or feathers and can shake it at them. (Like Ed Orgeron, they're quite excited by animal pelts.) Clay suggests Malzahn is the coordinator hire of the year thus far, and arguing would be difficult, especially in light of Tennessee's defense already being pretty good when Monte Kiffin took over. The Blaine Crapper-t. The most gorgeous toilet a Mizzou fan could ever see, now available in the name of charity. Terrifying Baileys: Miami's Allen Bailey doesn't look all that terrifying here until you notice the size of his hands relative to the frying pan, and consider that the pan is an edible plate for him. USF's Pierre Bailey (no relation) is terrifying in more obvious ways: he is 6'6" and can execute a perfect backflip from a standing position, is just starting to learn the game of football, and appears to be on the verge of attacking in the photo included in the article. Greauxss Underachievers LSU's offense: full of vitamin struggle. |
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I admit I’m old and way, way out of touch. But c’mon Allen, pull your pants up. Is that a fashion statement that will ever go out of style? Please?
by hobeg8r on Oct 1, 2009 10:43 AM EDT reply actions
Who leaves a school packed with ponies to come to a non-pony school? It doesn’t make sense.. am I wrong?
by Bunkie Perkins on Oct 1, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions
That picture of Allen Bailey’s kitchen is just more proof the Canes are far from being ‘back.’
Do you think Chris Rainey’s apartment has a cramped kitchen? F no. Doesn’t even look like Bailey has real
granite.
by Codge on Oct 1, 2009 11:11 AM EDT reply actions
I’m over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and it’s B.S. – excuse my language.
by TJ on Oct 1, 2009 11:15 AM EDT reply actions
“T-Bob Hebert”??? How had I not noticed that glorious moniker sooner?
by ajl on Oct 1, 2009 11:16 AM EDT reply actions
That picture reminds me of how happy Jim and I were the first time we DP’d a pony.
by Biggus Rickus on Oct 1, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
I’m here for the pony show. Where is the hot chick?………….Oh, I see. Not what I expcected at all.
by This is bullshit on Oct 1, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
@8, you apparently haven’t read “Meat Market” yet. T-Bob was covered in quite a few chapters, being the son of Saints QB Bobby. Orgeron was really after this kid.
by the ex-croominator on Oct 1, 2009 11:25 AM EDT reply actions
Please don’t tell me there is a competition at SMU to be a “Pony Boy”
by blazin on Oct 1, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions
Nothing wrong with LSU’s offense that Willie M. can’t help them with. Combine that with an afternoon kick for the Ninja, and that line is wrong-er than those two smiling dudes running a train on that horse.
by WillieMIsCheeseCloth on Oct 1, 2009 11:43 AM EDT reply actions
Dat hosses’ name be PERUNA.
As for LSD’s offense, they scored 2 TDs & a FG against MSU, and one of the TDs was a 58 yd pass on blown coverage. They averaged about 1 yd/rush on 30+ carries. Most of that was on planned bootlegs by Russell Shepherd. Pretty weak.
by yoyofutbawl on Oct 1, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
Ah, so THAT’s what Fritz Hansel and Fritz Gretel are up to these days.
by Golden Hand on Oct 1, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
I guess SMU’s plan for beating TCU this weekend is to circulate that picture as widely as possible and hope the Frogs are laughing at them too hard to execute the game plan.
by JD on Oct 1, 2009 12:29 PM EDT reply actions
Yo Clay,
I’m da greatest Auburn Oh-See evaaaahh. I’ll show youts mah videos.
Signed,
Tony Franklin
xoxo
by Big Head on Oct 1, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions
LSU’s offense has two main problems – first, there is an unprecendented level of predictability in our play calling based on personnel and formation. Everybody on the field knows what play we are calling. Keiland is off tackle, Chuck the truck is up the gut, Trindon is around the edge. And, we either can’t or won’t throw down field enough to get guys out of the box and take the pressure off the run game. Jefferson won’t check to a hot/go route when the box is stacked. Second, are we a spread option team or a power run play action team? Cuz we can’t be both and be effective. I want to say that we play down to our competition but that would imply that we can play better but just don’t. I don’t think that is the case. As for the defense, Holly never told me about third and Chavis. In our defense, other than the tigerdroppings folks, nobody ever said that nine wins wasn’t this teams ceiling.
by haveagreatday on Oct 1, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
Uhhhhh, Orson, there’s no Pierre Bailey on the USF team. That’s Jason Pierre-Paul in the article you linked to.
by JD on Oct 1, 2009 1:07 PM EDT reply actions
@15
There is. You have to give a 5 minute oral presentation on a Robert Frost poem
@25
I’m sure Orson has a tendency to forget names that involve “Pierre” after UF’s spectacular experiment with Wondy Pierre-Louis.
by UFmegood on Oct 1, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions
Not to pick nits…but the USF player is Jason Paul-Pierre(Bailey?). I was there for the backflip at his juco. He was always pulling stuff like that. What a great kid. Hope to watch him on Sunday’s. But Saturday’s are still better.
by BigWill on Oct 1, 2009 1:42 PM EDT reply actions
It’s OK. After the gay pony romp picture, I’m surprised I can spell anything correctly.
by JD on Oct 1, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions
@ 23
Thank you. Her name’s Ruby. She’s 10. Her primary job now is keeping the rats out of my backyard here in Baltimore.
by J.M. on Oct 1, 2009 2:29 PM EDT reply actions
They’re called ‘Peruna Handlers’ not ‘Pony Boys’ and they’re student volunteers, they didn’t win that position—and yes, those are two of the gayest facial expressions the earth has ever known, both meanings. Still, before you bash Peruna you should check out his record:
-killed the Fordham Ram with a kick to the head when he came too close
-tried to mount Misty, Texas Tech’s black horse
-kicked Bevo to the ground with a kick to the side
-defecated on TCU’s new FieldTurf
-Miraculously survived multiple kidnapping attempts
How many mascots can can better that?
by Christopher on Oct 1, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions
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