MANNERS ARE ALIVE AND WELL ON THE INTERNET
No, leave the Dragonball-Z and Pokemon posters on the wall behind you in your smack-talking video to Miami fans. They'll be too distracted by your blazing commentary and the acid burn of your caustic LAUGH OF DEEP KNOWING SARCASM, right?
No?
hahaahhaahahah.... nice dragonball poster buddy... go jack off to a pokemon
"Michigan's defense can't stop a VCR" great quote you fucking tool bag, go beat off to some more anime porn.
only a fag from oklahoma would do this, you have probably never thrown a football in your life. stick to pokemon and dragon ball z dickhead.
I find it ironic you're calling people pathetic, when you're sitting alone in your bedroom on a Saturday night, video taping yourself with your super sweet Dragon Ball Z posters in the background.
hahaha you talk such big shit on the internet u little puss. come say that at the U if u have the balls. ur little dragonballz poster says that ur virgin self wouldnt have the guts to speak up in person.
NIce Dragon Ball Z posters on your wall, faggot.
Faggot with your Dragon Ball Z cartoons, nerd
At 217 comments and running, a tally of 17 "fags" or variations thereof, four "homo"s and only six "gay"s is extremely weak for any Youtube thread, much less one frequented by Hurricane fans. They are coming off a loss, however, so the week of mourning is some pardon for their lack of usual vibrant, stunning homophobia. At least they are polite, though, when they do it:
"You sir are a fucking homo."
Manners are alive and well on the internet after all. (HT: The Great Barstoolio.)
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Now I have to re-shoot my Nebraska smack talk video.
by ChasingMizzou on Sep 29, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions
I was hoping that Oklahoma would win, just so I could watch them make it to the BCS for no real reason, and lose again. Now, I want to see da U win just to see more fat band girls in tears. God bless you, random DragonBall Z sooner douche!
by Not You on Sep 29, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions
I’m going to have to say that the commenters are a little ghey for having ever heard of Dragon Ball Z or being able to recognize the poster.
by rtr on Sep 29, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
You Sir, are no Philip DeFranco, youtube talking head extrodinaire.
He’s like a bad amalgamation of the cobra commander, gargamel from smurfs, krang from the ninja turtles, and any other trite villain you can name. - Just sticking with the super sweet cartoons theme.
Believe me, when the ladies get a taste of those sweet posters, panties:off.
by Brian on Sep 29, 2009 3:36 PM EDT reply actions
Rtr, did you just outflank the homophobes by doubling down and pointing out their gayness for knowing the posters?
Bama is back, baby. We’re in awe.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 29, 2009 3:39 PM EDT reply actions
Nope, wait, I figured it out. His speech has the same tone as father after his son gets caught doing something really stupid and embarrassing, like getting caught having sex in a car by the police, that type of thing.
Very condescending and only humorous to the guy doing the talking.
by Brian on Sep 29, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions
The more I see of this movie, the more soul-crushingly depressing it seems. This is a new Big Fan trailer, right?
by TJ on Sep 29, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions
So like.. who’s he supposed to be talking to? The football team, coach, athletic building, fans?
by ALGator on Sep 29, 2009 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
At 217 comments and running, a tally of 17 "fags" or variations thereof, four "homo"s and only six "gay"s is extremely weak for any Youtube thread, much less one frequented by Hurricane fans.
That was my first thought. Being called out via sexual-orientation slur by a Miami fan is essentially the same as good-natured “Hello, Friend.” everywhere else.
by CincySooner on Sep 29, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions
So like.. who’s he supposed to be talking to? The football team, coach, athletic building, fans?
seems like an awful lot of effort to go to just to piss of 157 people.
by CincySooner on Sep 29, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
I always like the anonymous internet manhood challenges. I dream of one day seeing two people go back and forth in an endless thread of say-that-shit-to-my-face-mother-fucker comments.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 29, 2009 3:55 PM EDT reply actions
Clearly this was directed exclusively to Donna Shalala…it’s a video response to her starmaking turn in the “It’s all about da U” halftime commercial.
by zzgator on Sep 29, 2009 3:57 PM EDT reply actions
Biggus I’d like to see you say that shit about your dream to my face mother fucker!
by zzgator on Sep 29, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions
His biggest moment is life isbeing featured on EDSBS. Congrats you fine gentleman.
by cbs5090 on Sep 29, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
zzgator – that’s what I was thinking. She was about as comfortable on that commercial as Joe Buck is on his own HBO show.
Also – why is this dude talking trash in an “official” BCS Title Game jersey – a game they lost?
by Husker4MU on Sep 29, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions
Kige Ramsey thinks this Sooner fan is a gay.
by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Sep 29, 2009 4:03 PM EDT reply actions
Attack of the Clones Dept:
That dude sounds like a Jim Rome caller.
by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 29, 2009 4:05 PM EDT reply actions
zz,
I’d like to see you bring that pussy ass shit to the 904!
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 29, 2009 4:07 PM EDT reply actions
SKLU,
He certainly has a take, but could be said to have brought it?
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 29, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
I’d like to see you say that weak ass shit to my face, Biggus! I’ll meet you anywhere any damn time!
(Okay…not really…and as a girl, this level of cursing is actually difficult to sustain…I feel VERY unladylike!)
by zzgator on Sep 29, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
Well they don’t call it “Oklahomo” for nothin, amirite?
by Brizzle on Sep 29, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions
zz,
A really lady knows how to drop a good string of f-bombs.
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 29, 2009 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
If anyone can tell me what his walls are made from I will be amazed. My guess is that he has not washed nor taken “this jersey” off since his mom bought it for him….well besides that one weekend when the anime convention was at the local super 8.
by Vicki Vallencourt on Sep 29, 2009 4:49 PM EDT reply actions
Dragon Ball Z is the new “3 Wolves” t-shirt. Only the realest, hardest brothas know dis, man.
I think Dragon Ball Z is a clever way of saying " Dragonballz" for some obscure, nerdcore humor.
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 29, 2009 4:52 PM EDT reply actions
Geez. What a sad little man. Not a great idea to badmouth him though, he seems like the type of guy who keeps a list of his enemies written in lipstick like Steve Buscemi in Billy Madison.
by NOLAcane on Sep 29, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
dude, please do something about this vid… this is hilarious. and they call GT fans “nerds.”
by dj on Sep 29, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
I’d always wondered what happened to Patrick Fugit from “Almost Famous”…
by worstfan on Sep 29, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions
sigh…..well every fanbase has one or two guys (at least) that are that kinda obnoxious….this guy kinda reminds me of the guy from the movie “Big Fan” who could do nothing but love on the giants and then gets beaten up by a giants linebacker.
I sure hope if any sooner football player beats him up its mike balogun.
by BradH on Sep 29, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
What’s behind the door that he has barricaded with his unmade bed. I bet it’s not at all fucking creepy.
by Gshamgod on Sep 29, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions
If you’re gonna make a YouTube video talking shit about another team, straighten your place up a bit. It won’t seem so…I don’t know…masturbatey?
by Gshamgod on Sep 29, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions
His post BCS video brings out his true internet tough guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhEuQLhZdUg
epic bitchfest begins at 320
by the rob on Sep 29, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions
I’m a Hokies fan, and I want to punch that guy in the face. His voice is that annoying….
by BobDCousy on Sep 29, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions
It’s not his room…..it’s a young boys he met on the net.
by Steve on Sep 30, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions
Most Sooner fans have class… Not this guy.
If youtube existed when Oklahoma sucked horribly in the 90s, I would never have made this kind of video, because I respect the Sooners. This kid is just sad.
by Red Matt on Sep 30, 2009 4:53 AM EDT reply actions
wanna know why i’m not gay? I have no idea what dragonball z is. all those UM fans calling this kid out are just as gay for knowing what that shit is.
by vteazy on Sep 30, 2009 5:47 AM EDT reply actions
This guy does talk pretty tough about a team that beat Tulsa AND Idaho St.
So what if they lost to BYU, in Dallas, why would anyone bring that up?
I didn’t care before about Miami-OU but now I so want to watch him cry.
by karasz411 on Sep 30, 2009 6:26 AM EDT reply actions
Hey yo queers, if you really want to see some dragonballzzzzzz come down to the 305!
by 305MiamiSami on Sep 30, 2009 7:12 AM EDT reply actions
For those of you who can’t get past the Dragonballz in your face poster…
He’s talking to the 10 or so Miami fans that will admit to being a Miami Fan that is.
Hope that helps.
by StoopTroup on Sep 30, 2009 7:30 AM EDT reply actions
Sooner Future: One day, he will grow up, marry a skinny, mediocre looking chick who is smart, but still a virgin. He will have an IT job that earns him a nice check, but requires alot of overtime. She will become lonely and soon discover make up and fake boobies, become hot, and crave men with experience. She will make him buy her a convertible and not allow him to call her on the weekends. This is your future dude, wake up now, or this will happen to you.
by EDSBS Dawg on Sep 30, 2009 9:27 AM EDT reply actions
Two questions:
- What’s with the purple wallpaper?
- Why did he need 8 minutes to say what should have taken 8 seconds?
by Touchdown74 on Sep 30, 2009 2:00 PM EDT reply actions
@42
- - I’m pretty sure that’s sponge paint. That he applied when he was 8.
by TJ on Sep 30, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions
I’m still waiting for his mom to yell in the background that the macaroni and cheese is ready. No, not that easy mac shit, but the real deal. The cheesiest.
by my cock is no longer smelley on Sep 30, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions
I’m a Sooner fan and I want to punch him the face. Thug U isn’t worth 8 minutes.
by Fraggle145 on Sep 30, 2009 6:56 PM EDT reply actions
Fraggle145 says:
“I’m a Sooner fan and I want to punch him the face. Thug U isn’t worth 8 minutes.”
THAT is why I love Sooner fans. Thank you, Fraggle145. Much love from the Huskers.
by JerseyHusker on Oct 1, 2009 2:12 AM EDT reply actions
Dude is a moron to put this video up BEFORE OU play Miami. “You might score on us….maybe!”
From the youtube comments:
Miami fans: He will be sitting in
Section: 414
Row: 14
at the game saturday. have fun with that info.
by Florida Football is the Truth on Oct 1, 2009 1:56 PM EDT reply actions
I think the majority of Sooners that know about this want to beat this guy down, simply because he is an embarrassment to Sooners everywhere. The anime posters, the purple wall paper, THE JERSEY FROM LAST SEASON’S MNC LOSS? Why has he not burned that jersey, yet?
I said last week that Miami deserved a throat punch. Now that Va Tech has delivered it, I think this guy deserves one.
by Desert Sapper on Oct 1, 2009 3:51 PM EDT reply actions

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