EDSBS LIVE: LATE NIGHT TOO MUSCULAR EDITION

I may have totally misinterpreted that, but ……….Congratulations!

Topic for discussion on EDSBS Live: If you have a strong opinion and then Gregg Doyel comes along and parrots your opinion, can you possibly be right?

http://www.cbssports.com/print/columns/story/12284407

Oh, and congrats babby-daddy.

Do you think Tebow’s parents had a birth coach? Hell no!!

They popped him out, had him preform his own circumcision, and put a pigskin in his hands.

i await the pitter-patter of tiny swindle feet padding their way to the Fisher Price Baby’s First Bacon Fryer

Birth coach? Seriously? Isn’t that like have a digestion coach…or a sweating coach…isn’t this just a natural process?

Oh wait…is the coach for Orson?

Nevermind.

Wow, first Travis, now you? The bloggers are breeding like rabbits (and yet, the Mannings keep dragging their feet…and no, Cooper doesn’t count). Congrats, Daddy-O.

Oh, and speedy recovery to Stafon.

Stay away from birth coaches named Igor. Just sayin’……

I’m pretty sure Tebow performed his own circumcision in the womb with nothing more than half eaten potato chip..

probably golden flake dip style.. just a guess though.

I don’t understand the coaching?

needle in back..
half body paralysis
cut open stomach
out comes baby..

Hey bigthirsty…you do realize there’s a natural opening already designed for birthing babies, right?

Congratulations on spawning! You got the wife, the house, and now the baby. You, sir, are winning at the game of LIFE.

not sure why the Land of Nevermore needs those kinds of disruptions.. not sure why anyone would sign up for taint tear..

I’m going with God on this one.. he invented C-sections to cover up his god awful design flaw..

Gotcha bitch!

Congrats to both TCOAN & O.S. Since I live in Roswell, I’ll just say that it has many reasons to be here, but birth coaches never crossed my mind before.

For tonights topic, late hit/hard hit suspensions after review by conferences. Is this double jeopardy after a penalty or justified?

I agree with Crabapple, but was too ashamed to mention that it is the most important item in my day. Also, how about Evil Tressel showing up with a public rebuke/acceptance of the suspension.

Swindle Baby Name Dept:

Congratulations on the baby and all that….

…Suggestion for the name of the new baby Swindle :

“Crash Swindle”

Won’t be there to rep da Vols tonight, In Flames is in Knoxville and I’m gonna go bang my head ’til I wake the dead.

GBO

name the baby…Tebow Shammtebow

Rich Brooks would never let that guy out of the womb.

This is probably a dumb question, but is there an active podcast feed for EDSBS live? I used to have one from nowlive, I think, but it hasn’t been updated in forever.

Dan Hawkins will be available as a potential birth coach candidate in < 3 months.

…would the mutha-fucka that came up the roll-over internet ads….specifically the cock-sucker that thought up that God damned Axe ad please raise their hand? I have a one helluva kick for your nuts, which is better than what you deserve…. to be drawn and quartered.

….on second thought, maybe that’s how Orson is paying for the birth coach. Never mind. {….wondering if he needed a conseption coach}

If they are still there, check out the certified nurse-midwife group in Douglasville and Decatur. They didn’t do any home births, and they were backed up by an ob-gyn in case the birth wasn’t one of the 90% no-material-issues normal births. Based on a journal article http://www.journals.elsevierhealth.com/periodicals/jnm/article/PII0091218282900374/abstract they were above average (probably because at the time mothers with the best pre-natal care were seeking them out). Also, I understand that since the article was published medical schools have backed off from the cut-first-ask-questions-later approach to childbirth. One of the Douglasville nurse-midwives (they typically delivered thousands of babies each, believe it or not) delivered at least one child of one of UGA’s starting QB’s in the mid-1980’s.

birth coach. I’m guessing that they are all proponents of the “spread”
(as opposed to Tresselball)

25 – I dunno. I suspect that some birth coaches prefer a power oriented, up-the-middle type of delivery. In fact, their might be a wide variety of philosophies and styles.

Mrs. Leach might practice a set of contractions to perfection, while Mrs. Miles works on tricking the doctor (“My contractions just started. Oh, look, it’s ALREADY OUT!”). Mrs. Johnson can’t decide between an abortion, a natural delivery, or a c-section. Mrs. Carrol gives birth on a surfboard. Mrs. Meyer wins awards. Mrs. Groh miscarries.

Show link added to post above. Come on in.

Where is the link to this mutha sucka?

nevermind

Although belated, many congratulations to you and TCOAN, O. Don’t forget to put helmets on the baby registry (one for the baby, one for you), and the appropriate luxury item for TCOAN (I don’t know her, so this could probably be anything from a spa day to a Rick Neuheisel Vermont white cheddar cheese sculpture. I know either of those would do it for me).

Also, you might want to look into getting a little Tebow jersey for your impending spawn. My husband is of the belief that eating heathen babies is how Tebow fuels himself, so we have taken to labeling our niece, nephew, several other wee ones from Tampa to Minnesota with said shirts. None of them have disappeared… yet.

Congrats O and TCOAN; just trying to back-date the conception to the Gators winning another NC and Tebow’s whereabouts. Not that there’s a connection, so to speak.

Re: Baby names-

I am betting on Reggie Nelson if a boy and Regina Nell if a girl.

Just out of curiousity, what questions are asked of a birthing coach?

1. How do you feel about the spread option?
2. Will the dawgs ever win a NC?
3. Would you ever let Mike Leach babysit your child?
4. If you were going to play catch with the baby, (as in throw the baby), would you chose AJ Green or Julio Jones?

Possible names:
Barkevious
[Name Redacted]
Baby Rhino