Cornell @ Yale, until
LSU @ Mizzippi State
Hawgs @ Tide
Florida @ Kentucky
Ttitties @ Houston, until
Washington State @ USCw

At home, making Yales, Aviations, and Sazeracs (since if you go into a bar in Gainesville and ask for any of those, the bartend looks at you like you just asked him to bugger Tim Tebow’s pet goat), grilling NY Strips and lobster tails.

I shall be in Kennesaw waiting for the second flood. already whiskey drunk and Athens later tonight wearing a Florida jersey. (PF Flyers will be worn.)

Displaced Gator:

Athens, night game, whiskey drunk, Florida jersey. I’m sure that will all work out just fine.

Already deep within the football bunker/man cave.

Drink: Maker’s and Coke. Check.
Food: Wings. Check
Georgia kicking ass and holding the ASU offense to under 21: umm…we’ll see.

In my hottie’s den, dining on a couple of “who sucks less” Big Televen match-ups. Hey, Indiana looked good their first drive in The Big House. Oops….there goes Michigan. Looks like a track meet….

Looks like it’s not quite so monsoonish there at the CorndogU – Miserysippi State game.

yeah, its always good times in Athens when you wear the Blue, Orson , you gonna wear florida gear in Athens?

Corndogs @ Bulldogs
Da U @ Va. Tech
UF @ UK
AU vs Ball State
TTU @ UH
That should take me from 11:30 am to 11:30 pm, just like this handle of Jim Beam and two-liter Diet Coke.

USF @ FSU
Miami @ VaTech
UF @ Kentucky

with glances at LSU, Penn State, and Cincy if I can find it.

Heels @ Paul Johnson, professional curmudgeon.
TJ Yates must have hamthrax halucinations because he’s throwing everywhere his receivers aren’t. Bring on the whiskey, forget the coke.

Watching UNC @ GTU; a couple days past the fever, but carrying residual weakness and cough; trying to will myself into heading to Athens to flirt with a relapse in a rainy Sanford.

Welcome to Athens, Orson and Holly. Hope you’re enjoying Seattle’s weather.

Where has Carlos Brown been all my life?

Miss St rising from the ashes! Holy Beejeeebus at the size of that Big Screen in the end zone…….

From LSU-Mississippi State: “The crowd making some noise.”

Well, they’re ringing the cowbells. I guess that counts, but couldn’t one really argue it’s the prime mover?

I will put aside my man-crush on a certain Texas Tech head football coach (he has the dreamiest eyes) to cheer on my Coogs in the 3rd Ward of Houston! Prior to the game, this 50 year old will be getting “thug-life” tattooed on the chest by the chicken stand and the “war-sha-teria” / crack store!
Oh inner city Houston, you are the Feta cheese to my Greek Salad! Go Coogs!

….trying to decide which is more amusing. Indiana spankin’ Michigan (while making Tate look like a tot), Miss St. taking it to LSU (on ESPN 360), or the loud sucking sound coming from Tallahassee

Wow, GT was driving with no timeouts, appeared to get a first down AND step out of bounds, and the terrible refs let the clock continue to run. Lame.

Andre Ware just criticized the MSU QB for forcing the ball on 4th and 5. Apparently, he prefers throwing the ball away and giving LSU the ball at their own 44.

No one criticized the LSU defender for catching it on his knees instead of knocking it down at the 17. Costing your team 27 yards is not a good thing.

I am still trying to figure out the deal with the elimination of the 5 yard facemask penalty? Did they do away with the 5 yard penalty, as in what was previously a 5 yarder is no longer a penalty? Or is any and all facemask touching now a 15 yarder? Seems like it is the latter, which is silly but consistent with the soft touch that the NCAA seems to be moving towards.

Speaking of officiating, does anyone know when Ron Cherry plays today? I was hoping that the Ron Cherry game was at 3:30 in Virginia today, so I could tune in for that and not miss anything.

An utterly screwed-up day:

Wisconsin-MSU
Fulham-Arsenal
Hours and hours of CERT refresher training for when the quake comes
Vandy – Rice on Gamecast, hopefully
Cal – UNike on DVR

And then tomorrow’s Redskins misery. At least I will be drinking at dawn.

@1 – outstanding preferences. When in the Bay Area, I commend you to Bourbon and Branch, the finest purveyor of cocktails on Earth.

I just came here to say that I want to do any number of possibly illegal, certainly immoral things to Wendy Nix. That is all.

Indiana is in the game with Michigan because they have a plan and an identity and they’re executing pretty solidly against a much more talented team.

Mississippi State is doing a great job at containing LSU, but continues not to win because of sudden bullshit attacks on offense.

The cowbells can win this one. They won’t because they know who they are, but they could.

@22: She’s wearing the glasses today, isn’t she?

Yes. Yes, she is. And it is glorious.

One more thought: Indiana’s not Kellen Lewis QB has a freaking master’s degree in holding onto the football too long. The key to the quick screen during an all-out blitz? THROW THE FOOTBALL FAST FOR YARDS.

wonder where the sudden urge to go to Athens came from for Holly and Swindle. Hope they do not jinx the awesomeness o9of the gnger ninja.

How’s that Miss St. command looking now?

If the Skunk Bears lose this game, some offensive players are getting beating with bars of soap. Indiana has only scored one TD on five trips inside the Michigan 30, including two trips inside the 5, but they’re taking a lead into the fourth quarter.

Wow, how was UNC ranked in the top 25? 154 TOTAL yards for the game, against a GT D which is well short of the steel curtain.

Spread-attack w/ G&T and Cerveza @LaZBoy

MSU/LSU

FSU/USF

UM/VT

URK/AL

FL/UK

TT/HOU

All via LASTPIPSWAPMOVEINEEDANOTHERTVDADGUMMIT

Why does this Michigan vs. Indiana game have to be sullied by Pam strapon-fuckin’ Ward? I’m getting an ear infection listening to her/him.

@16: I am intrigued by your use of the verb “spankin’.” Did that mean something different in the Florida public schools?

Watching Everton-Portsmouth since the damn TiVo recorded that instead of the Liverpool or Manchester United games that I thought I’d set it for.

Then I’m off for an afternoon of tailgating to get ready for USC taking out a whole lot of frustration out on the poor Cougers of Washington State.

Epic gum toss in the Indiana-Mich game.

Further rage after the interception call.

Wherever he is, I hope Singlet Guy is being lifted into the air. Go Bulls!

Looks like Meeeeeeechigan get’s the Official’s win.

Florida St. just passed Maryland as the most inexplicable team in the land. At about Warp 9.

Anyone else getting screwed on Miami/VT not being in HD? Second week in a row a VT home game isn’t in HD. No idea whom to blame: Comcast, ESPN, or living in the Midwest….

Am I the only one with a keg of chipsanddip and a couple cases of beer ready for the Bama game? How did we manage to fall out of favor? Roll Damn Tide.

Jeebus H. Christ! Miss. State’s QB extends his arm and they beat LSU; guess they remembered who they were.

Matt Millen FTW:

“What do they call that down here? Beamerball?”

Shank you very much, Arkansaw.

Damn, Arkansaw. You might want to think about wrapping up. Richardson bounced out of of four tackles and ran away from a fifth on a 52-yard TD run

Mississippi State: We manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory more than any other team. Swindle, I told you to take us & the points.

Looks like Arky-saw’s OL is taking Aubarn lessons when it comes to blocking low.

Uncle Vern on Mark Ingram (Bama): “His father incarcerated at the moment…”

WHY, WHY COTG hath thou forsaken us with a 5’6" qb and special teams that won’t tackle? WHY?!?!

Ronald McDonald introduced the bands in the TSU-FAMU game and it was as horrifying as anything I’ve ever seen. Ronald must have agreed because he was shaking with fear from being completely surrounded by negroes.

Jacory Harris is so poised he doesn’t even have to complete passes. He looked really poised getting blown up on that first possession.

UTEP, we will not let you disgrace the honor or integrity of college footbaw by receiving handy’s on televised games. This here is retribution.

The Jeff Tedford effect seems alive and well. So much for it being their year. It’s just like any year before this.

BTW, way to go USF. You’ll be all warm and fuzzy until the Rochambeau you receive from either Rutgers or UConn. Don’t know which one, but one of them will murder them.

/Yes, I am a USF alum, dammit. It happens every fucking year.

Oregon 32 Cal 3

COTG will not be denied.

Quick summary of the USF/Florida State game:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Now it’s time to watch Noles fans frantically make excuses and move the goal line on us.

Jaysus, this Mallett qb for Arkansas has the biggest pocket I’ve ever seen. (insert witty comment about huge pockets here)

Rich Brooks thinks that not having enough players on the field is BULLSHIT!

Sitting here in Denver, and the Indiana coach’s gum just came flying through my yard, on its way to the west coast, no doubt.

This is BULLSHIT. These penalties are BULLSHIT. Tebow’s flu?! BULLSHIT!

I already have my two front teeth, so all I want for Christmas is for Rich Brooks to be mic’d up RIGHT NOW.

Miami – you are not back.

California – you are supplying the butt today.

Wannstache – you are about to fulfill your destiny and lose to NC State.

Poor, poor wildcats- having to play Florida after a game in which the Gators felt embarrassed.

Oh, and respiratory illness my ass- Tebow rips the longest run of his career.

Finally, its starting to look like that whole “flu” thing might’ve had something to it.

NC State gets the 1st….Wannstache’s destiny has been fulfilled.

Florida-Bama looks at this point like its going to be epic.

You think it’s any coincidence that Oregon puts away their horseshit uniforms for a day and they go out and beat Cal like a drum?

Someone should mail Pouncey vomit to Kiffin- I mean Meyer made it up right, I didn’t just see a starting lineman blow chunks right?!

Can somebody PLEASE explain the Pac-10 to me???

Middle-aged white men chuckling about riding Tim Tebow like a horse is making my genitals crawl back into my body cavity.

What is Arkansas’s helmet sticker?

It looks like an epic destruction of Kentucky while stricken with flu/respiratory infection will join The Pledge as part of the legendarium that accompanies ESPN’s apotheosis of Tim Tebow at the end of the season.

Damn you Orson for revealing COTG’s judgment yesterday. What the hell was I doing getting my hopes up for…

Kentucky does have one thing going for them. Their band sounds GREAT.

GO GATORS!

“This will not be 63-5, but the talent differential should crush any chance of Kentucky surprising Florida with the UFIA of an upset.”- Orson

No, it will be 163-5.

Gayest thing seen in CFB game today: Florida fan wearing blue- and orange-striped overalls with no shirt on.

He’s a Gaytor

ESPN:

Can you please implement a full-game Rich Brooks Cam?

its pouring rain at the Arizona State/UGA game also…

Irony = Oregon having the only sunny game I’ve seen today

@RBrooks: Get your head out of your ass! /points to head and then to ass

Ah man the first team’s going to have to punt.

A Clean Kick to the Facemask
You must assume there is also nothing being worn under those overalls, you say, except maybe…!

Illness is nothing to the Tebow only its opposite the Berry can slow it down, other that it marches on with lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.

Brandon Spikes looking off today. Could be the tendon/flu?

Good play call by Kentucky

14-7 Ohio. TD off of a……guess…….Crompton pick.

See what I mean about UK fans? Down 31-0, their team scores and it’s like they just won an OT thriller.

Also, Willie Martinez sucks. That is all (for now).

@78 – and the field turns red, and despite all the pounding and the hollerin’ he comes in and….rips ya to pieces.

Don’t like the fact we are kind of flat right now. Seems like we ran out of motivation.

Cal football exists for the sole purpose of fulfilling the comedy needs of COTG. And that was true long before Tedford arrived.

Ohio has 14 points on 39 yards in the 1st quarter.

IT’s all part of Kiffykins plan – play conservative and throw off Ohio’s game plan. He knows what he is doing. He’s gaining respect around the country.

@Roaminggator- Agree they seem worn out and slooooowing down. Was hoping we could get a larger lead, then put in second string…dunno if they lack motivation, so much as simple physical energy. Must suck something awful to be playing sick.

Two back to back WR penalties….

This is how Tennessee just took the lead, I swear:

3rd and 29 for Ohio at the 10-yard line, middle screen, pick-six.

We’re starting to look like Kentucky with the penalties.

Ohio has an inordinate number of fatties for a football team, even the punter is a fat kid.

WTF? This shit happened with Tennessee. Get in the red zone and then stall out with penalties.

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*ck me. what a nightmare! he should have been out of the game long ago…

Real asshole move by the referee – all the Gators come out on the field to check on Tebow, for good reason, and he’s the one who comes along and shoos them all back to the sideline.

and that call on Hernandez for holding was bullshit, btw. should have been on the 2 yard line, and let Rainey run it in. wtf? put Brantley in, and let’s GO Gators. end this shit, and go heal up. ARGH

For all the talk about Penn State’s great student section/atmosphere, wow is this quite lame:

They started off the game alternately blaring Rock You and Zombie Nation through the pa every couple plays including their touchdown and an interception

The band finally started playing, but practically every single down they are playing 7 Nation Army.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time for the Gators to rally behind Tebow. Get fired up and put this thing away.

Tebow needs to be kept out of the game. That hit he took on the way down, hitting the blocking lineman’s knee looked SCARY, as in head snapped way too much. he was sucking wind trying to breathe before that. god, this is buzz killing

@ 98 yeah because the students really totally choose the music selection!

It appears they’re asking him the standard concussion questions:

“What is your name?”
“Do you know where you are?”
“Who is your Lord and Savior?”

Mark Jones bringing up Jessica Simpson a full minute after they’d stopped talking about the Cowboys game and even though it wasn’t in the least bit topical… now that’s why ESPN is the Worldwide Leader. Coming up next, another edition of Davie Jones’s Locker!!!!

The bible verse on Tebow’s no-glare strips ends in “and they shall walk, and not faint.”

Seems like he fainted just a little bit after taking that hit…

Thanks JD; needed that laugh and humor right about now. that interception helped too. know these guys are in great physical condition, but this playing through something like the flu just bites. ok, back to the game.
We Are The Boys of Old Florida…

Lets go Brantley! Gator Nation is behind you! Put it away!

Just heard on ESPN2 that Florida thinks Tebow “got his bell rung” but that he wasn’t seriously injured, so that’s good news.

Whatever trainer let that quote out must have really misdiagnosed, as they just had a shot of Tebow vomiting and being carted off the sidelines. Don’t know if that’s from his earlier sickness, but head injury+vomiting is pretty worrying.

idk, they just carted Tebow off to the locker room and he was puking his guts out. this is ridiculous! these kids are SO ill. they are going to end up so damn dehydrated- Tebow is going to end up in Shands. and how the hell is he going to be okay to fly? unreal.

You can really see the illness affecting them. Spikes has looked slow, several players puking. This is a gutsy performance by my Gators.

At least Florida has a week off. I’m fine seeing Tebow boot as long as he can still move his arms and legs. I think he’ll be all right.

In other news, the AIRRAID is about to commence…

Auburn has scored more points in 3 1/2 games than they did in 9 games last year.

can’t stand to listen to these asshat anymore; where’s the remote and the mute button. please! maybe it’s a blessing in disguise that we have a week off? inanity. Good job Gators. Heal up, be well soon.

^ Yeah, and “Tim Tebow would have converted that 1st down”. Shut up please. Brantley is a player! These guys are lost and don’t have a script to work with anymore.

yes, in other news, surprised to see the GA vs. Az State game so close in the 3rd quarter…another whacky Saturday in college futbaw

THE MAJOR! -—SALUTE!

TD Yeah!

yeah Roaminggator, and now they love John! time to put them both in Davie Jones’ locker, and send it back to bottom of sea! jeebus. ruining my imbibing…grumble. grumble. ha!

I’ve never been so excited about an upcoming bye week.

Jonathan Crompton is amazing, truly.

Lane Kiffin and Jonathan Crompton share a retard gene.

Auburn has now completed four more touchdown passes than all of last season. Mal-zany!!

I think the Vols are averaging about 7 yards a carry, and yet have thrown 35+ times.

Looks like 2007 all over again where Meyer feels compelled to see just how much punishment Tebow can take, f he survives it will be Garden of Gethsemane time in the SEC Championship Game

holy shit! anyone watching this GA game?

@ TampaGatorGal

Yep, how’d you like the AZ State LB who used the ump as a battering ram to go through GA’s O-line?

Announcer during GA-AZ State game: “He played with Joe Cox…”; shoulda left the Joe out.

1. LOL! that was odd to say the least…never expected GA to fail on fourth on the next play. never expected to be staying with this game, rather than channel surfing, either.

Tebow died on the way to the hospital, per ESPN3

@ TampaGatorGal

Yeah, well it’s better than watchin the 10-5 PennSt-Iowa slugfest!

oh man I cant wait for the pick-fest that will be Crompton vs Cox

Texas Tech v. Houston going as advertised so far, as well…

…and then they play “Ants Marching” ((shakes off 1996 flashback)) heads back to GA game

Damn it! Hit a freakin Field Goal

Ginger Ninja is on the move!

Someone needs to remind Auburn that giving up 24 points to Ball State is not real impressive, even if you’ve scored 47 on them.

Correction: make that giving up 27 points to Ball State.

if brock huard says ‘tackles him in space’ one more time i’m going to hunt him down and shove a saturn 5 past his O ring. obtw, AJ green. woof.

Sun Devils missing Thomas Webber right about now…and it is down to a field goal

ESPN-U is reporting that Meyer said Tebow has a concussion. shit.

DAMN IT! Come on ASU, can’t you hit a frickin FG? I’ll always love ya because you gave us Courtney Simpson.

Uhhhh, I can think of a lot worse things. He’ll be alright. The coaches know what they are doing. Brantley is a good quarterback.

Now rinse and repeat.

@Grady, you are so right – it could’ve been much worse. Just torn by feeling these kids were too sick to play a full game. I think Brantley could have come in earlier. Hope Tim and all the Gators are feeling better soon. Go Gators! (and rinse, and repeat, and repeat)

Gal,

Understand your feelings…..they are big boys and we’ll be fine!

11-10 halfway thru the 2nd half of the WNBA playoff game that is Iowa and Penn State

Purdue is hanging around against the Domers….

@#142- thanks Grady; true dat! (i worry about the kids, i do!)
and, meanwhile, Purdue scores to take it to 14 vs. Notre Dame’s 17, with 13 or so minutes left in the fourth. glad these other contests are on, to divert my mother hen attention. huge third down- and they hold Jesus’ fav team (and everyone gives us Gator fans a hard time!) we’ll see what develops here…

Heard Tbow he is going to have to a frontal lobotomy due to swelling but they anticipate he’ll be back to 100% in two weeks for the LSU game.

The Detestable Mr. Leach flexing mental muscle in the Air Raid game…

“Coach, what did you do to ignite the running game?”

“Um, just ran it. When you run it, that kind of ignites it.”

Another top 5 goin down…..

I hope AJ Green enjoys the warmth of his harem tonight in Athens. He’s earned it.

If he gets one concussion vs Kentucky, Urban Meyer will get him killed vs Bama if he doesnt learn to protect him and get a real damn RB and running game. The good news is you get a week to recover before going to LSU at nite…..dont know if Tebow will be getting back so soon, that was more like whiplash/concussion combo with the classic symptoms of brain being scrambled and vomiting. I’ve had one- I was out for 10 mins, and it seemed I had only closed my eyes for 5 secs…..couldnt give my name cuz I didnt know it, could read simple words, they were all scrambled and out of order….couldnt write things in order like address and social whilst filling out hospital paper work..I know how Alzheimers patients feel, and it is fucked up totally. It felt like my brain was still going in circles inside my head and the room was spinning, which is what causes the vomiting, its like a ride where you want to get off, except when you want to get past the point of where you would jump off, it seems thats when it gets going the fastest, then you call your boy ralph…..alot…..he is getting a CAT Scan as we speak, and Im guessing he wont be back for LSU….I was out for 3 weeks, and as far as contact goes, you get gun shy cause you dont want to feel that way ever again, and he took a helluva a shot from the back of the head, I dont think his neck will be healed enough….good luck Timmy. Florida wont be the same without ya.

Purdue = fucked themselves.

Why the hell call a timeout to give ND another chance to score? Which they did, and now the media will gloat over it.

and, on cue, the media gloats about the timeout.

A win is a win and I never give one back. But Purdue shat the bed and Weis still needs to go.

Man, Ferentz………COTG is having the Best Week Ever!!! Always bet with God, you cant lose! IF I would have layed the lumber with COTG this week at 100 a shot, I’d be rolling in it vs the spread. …I’ll give him credit for all the top 20 upsets this week…..looks like this TT vs Htown will turn into a track meet in the 2nd half….
So who is the creme of the crop in the Big 10? The Pac 10? How bad will Oregon whoop USC?…….Is Michigan the best team in the Big 10? Can LSU beat a Tebowless Florida team in 2 weeks? All that you thought you knew is at an end, thanks to COTG……..

Washington 10 – 27 Stanford

Pac-10 = ACC West

Today has been a testament as to why there shouldn’t be preseason rankings. Prepare oneself for a 2007-style “Mao!” season where a two-loss team wins the national championship.

Gerhart has 182 already in Palo Alto. Nice work with the film this week, Huskies..

#153: That’s how I imagine life must be all the time for Bama fans. ;)

I love Mike Patrick and Craig James going on and on and on and on and on and on about not kicking kickoffs through the end zone when you’re up at the 45. And then they put the ball on the 25-yard line because it’s 30 yards from the spot of the kick, and they only lost five yards and they look like a couple dumb shits.

@53 – Just a reminder, Pelican Pants, Tebow wasn’t injured on a run, he was injured on a bitz in the passing game where he ended up taking a sack (one of two he took in the game) and it wasn’t the sack that caused the concussion, it was the fluke of having his own lineman’s knee as a landing spot instead of the soft embrace of CM Newton Field.

The Gators had 370 yards in the running game of which 240 belonged to the imaginary running back corps and non-existent running game. Point is, the gators have three real running back and a real running game, right now they don’t have a passing game with Tebow in, and that’s the biggest concern.

Revelations 14:7. Fear God, and give glory to Him, for the hour of His judgement is at hand.

That goes double for Crazy Old Testament God.

The wife still isn’t speaking to me. Maybe “Wow, Cal shat the bed so hard they broke the frame” wasn’t the best thing to say in her hour of distress.

@161

It was prior to Nick Saban……I think yall should be able to handle LSU based on what I saw on the TV…..the Alabama-Auburn game should be fun if everyone stays healthy…we lost a good one today, thanks to the helmet to knee…..
How do you let Ball St. get 30 points?

Every time Houston scores it sounds like someone just broke into a car out in the parking lot.

@Lars

What I meant to say was, a running game inside to pound defenses instead them teeing off on Tebow, since Meyer has no problem letting Tebow play that role. With Harvin, you could throw a 5 yrd out and Harvin could take it to the house. Without Harvin, there is no passing game meaning there is no breakaway threat to keep people honest. That frees up a defender to blitz Tebow. With Meyer getting greedy, this is what you get, an injured Tebow.
An injured Tebow, passing or no passing game, is bad for Florida. And Bama is pretty good on defense this year, alot better than last year. Even with Tebow in there, there is a rhythm that is missing for Florida, maybe even chemistry. Its not as smooth vs decent defenses, and UT had a good defense. The diff between UT and Bama is that Bama can run the ball, and even pass it. It will be EPICin the ATL this year for SECCG. With or without Tebow. We prefer without Tebow. He needs his rest.
Craig James is really a patient man in the booth with Mike “I wonder what Britney is doing with her life” Patrick…….I figured he’d choked him out by now……..
Craig James vs Kirk Herbstreit……who wins in a Deathmatch?

hmm…my money’s on James vs. Beautiful One in a deathmatch. James has that slightly crazy? edge; think it’s the Texan in him.

#161:
Ball State got 30 points with only 250 total yards of offense… Turnovers….

Our D is average at best, and our special teams are sucktacular (except for FGs). We can’t find someone who can catch a punt.

Todd’s arm looks great, though.

Oh, and I forgot two stuffs on 4th down on our side of the field.

@newaztiger

and our second and third string defensive players were playing 2.5 quarters tonight. (but we still should have played better) and Neil Caudle scares me…

Hopefully, McCaleb didn’t hurt himself too much on that stupid fake punt on our side of the field.

Clausen slapped Purdue in the mouth with 9-1/2 inches of limp dick on that final drive. Casey Keenam might be dropping a full 10 inches on Texas Tech.

So why would ye mateys be running a bubble screen with no timeouts and the clock running? Ye be stupid, Captain Leach.

omg! houston. wow.

This is going to be awesome until a big school hires Sumlin away in December. You know it’s coming.

Good for Sumlin then…as it ought to be. and, no matter how the season turns out, Charlie Strong ought to be hired away and lead a big program too. we shall see…

Is it me or does USC look vulnerable, as if they could lose another game this season? I mean, they only put up 27 on Wazzoo, and let them score near the end?

I’m also thinking that Pete threw that game last week against UW. They weren’t looking so hot tonight.

I agree with 158 totally.

I guess COTG was mad at Tebow? Or is there no god? Hmmmm….

@167

I guess it was inevitable that “OMG Urban Heartless Bastard Winning Automaton” was going to become a thing after this injury, but seriously: in what universe was this freak injury Urban’s fault? A man came free on a blitz and hit the QB hard. Out of all football plays, this happens maybe, what, 10 times a year for most teams? Not even that many? And out of those, how often does the QB land on his lineman’s knee?

I don’t quite understand how an inside running game (that we didn’t have in that game?) makes that play any different.

Tebow wasn’t in too long. Urban didn’t put his players in danger for the sake of a win. A freak accident occurred and luckily it looks like Tebow wasn’t permanently injured.

Man, nothing cures the “holy shit newspaper websites attract pure evil” blues like a good Bobby Bowden post-USF loss press conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75Cmxq5wUCg

“They beat the heck out of us today.”

“They whooped us.”

“I gotta look to the film to see: did they use tricks … or were we just beat?”

Until any of you have 2 National Championships and 2 SEC Championships in your first 4 years of coaching any SEC team, me thinks ya’ll should STFU about what Meyer does with his team, his players, and the style of offense being run.

Life is beautiful in Iowa…. even though our QB play is not

:)

1. Mich Placed Gator says:

wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah stomp stomp stomp wah wah wah wah sniff sniff don’t talk bad about my coach. wah wah wah wah.

Florida is overrated. Haven’t played anyone yet. Easiest schedule around. LSU and an SEC title game and a bunch of nobodies. No wonder you win so much.

@183

When did the SEC become “a bunch of nobodies”? Did I miss this press conference?

@ huskerpower: USC could certainly lose more than one more game this year if they don’t play more disciplined . Turnovers and penalties can kill any team and USC still has way too many of both. I’m also frustrated that the offensive line seems unable to overpower opponents on short yardage situations the way a USC team should.

On the bright side, Barkley’s development is coming along nicely. The coaches let him throw down some longer routes and he looked good. He was victimized by a couple of drops and penalties or his numbers would have been even better.

Giving up the touchdown at the end was a cosmetic defect only. Pete had pulled all the starters from the game at that point. The WSU drive began with a Corp fumble and although the backups did allow a score, they made some good plays as well.

….the funniest thing I witnessed all day yesterday. I’m guessing LSUfreek will have tons of material from this guy over the next 4 years. What isn’t shown on this clip is him running down the field after the pass, then remembering to hang the injured wing after 25 yards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNjYHf7DXN0

1. Ruck’em Horns says:

@183

When did the SEC become "a bunch of nobodies"? Did I miss this press conference?

Florida is in the SEC East. Georgia horrible, USC average, Kentucky horrible, Tennessee average, Vanderbilt horrible.

Welcome to the equivalent of the Big 12 North.

#187

….your stupidity doesn’t really even deserve a reply, but if Georgia is so horrible, how did they beat “average” USC?

#188

If Georgia is upgraded to average, then isn’t #187 still right?

sure, oc phil….if you want her to be.

however, historically “average” in the SEC equates to “above average” in most other conferences.

The numbers will show the SEC is the superior conference, anyway you want to look at them. Let’s take for example the BCS Bowls since the BCS was formed.

The SEC is 12-5 (.710), the Big-10 is 8-11 (.421), the Big-12 is 7-9 (.438), the PAC-10 is 9-4 (.692), the Big East is 6-5 (.545), and the ACC is 2-9 (.182).

Unless both of you idiots are saying the Mountian West is the best conference in college football (2-0), both you fuckin’ idiots should shut the fuck up so you don’t look any dumber.

“COTG: YOU SHALL TAKE OREGON OVER CAL.

Orson: I can’t. I know this whole thing is supposed to go badly for me, and the you get to laugh at my mortal
woe, or maybe turn me into a pillar of salt or something, but I can’t bet against Cal here. This is their year. "

Cal’s year?

ROFLMAO!!!!!

You really don’t know yer PAC 10, Orson, do ya…(from an Oregonian)