Q. What is Ray Lewis wearing in this scene from last night’s Dr. Lou segment?
A. The uniform befitting one with the rank of Sergeant-at-Arms in the Imperial Guard of the Republic of Stabachussetts.
(HT: Doc Saturday.)
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Charm Offensive says:
Thank you, Orson….this will be haunting me in my dreams now.
September 24th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
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JD says:
By now we’ve all seen the highlight of him breaking Darren Sproles in half on that fourth-down play last weekend. Lewis was later quoted as thinking to himself before the play, “I’m gonna kill this dude.”
Uhhhhhhh, not a good choice of words there.
September 24th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
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MightyMightyMitzu says:
Ray Lewis has a razorblade stowed away underneath every metallic,,,pod,,,thing
September 25th, 2009 at 12:38 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
He was auditioning for the role of Stabby McStabberson in the slasher film
“Switchblades of Glory: The Final Cut”
September 25th, 2009 at 1:01 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I’ll say this about Ray Lewis, he must smell like Coco Butter Lotion, 24/7, or he sweats alot, ever since that Cribs episode, I refer to him as Shiny Ray Lewis, like he was dipped in a vat of lotion before the cameras got there.
September 25th, 2009 at 1:05 am
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Reformed Droog says:
So, it’s NOT a vest made from Mark Mangino sized Cialis?
September 25th, 2009 at 1:10 am
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MJRuffalo1 says:
Thursday night football. Where ranked teams go on the road to die
Though every week this season a top-5 (at the time of the game) team has lost
This week may offer a two-fer with Penn St on upset alert
Next week I am looking at you CAL.
September 25th, 2009 at 2:22 am
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MrRedDevil says:
Stabachussetts is so beautiful this time of year.
September 25th, 2009 at 4:08 am
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BurritoBrosShits says:
I’d like to think that Lewis is running around the streets of Bawlmer laying people out. Hence the hit vest.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:41 am
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Nate says:
Can a republic have an Imperial Guard?
It can if it’s Stabachusetts.
September 25th, 2009 at 5:47 am
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
It’s his exoskeleton. It’s usually covered by his uniform, so we’re not used to seeing it.
September 25th, 2009 at 6:12 am
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cob says:
Ole’ Ray Ray is reprising his bit role as a “smoker” from Water World. If you squint, and/or do a lot of serious drugs, Ray Lewis sorta looks like a black Dennis Hopper.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:54 am
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john says:
I didn’t kill no mother f***in’ lion. I don’t know who did it. We need to forget about that Simba s*** and focus on this Pittsburgh game. Okay, I saw a f***in’ wildebeest do something man.
September 25th, 2009 at 7:59 am
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They Call me....Jevan Snead's Vagina says:
Lets be sure not to confuse Stabachusetts with Drugachusetts……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDpt9iicEow
September 25th, 2009 at 8:30 am
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Colobama says:
Its always so heartwarming to see how these men have benefited from the liberal arts education obtained from our nation’s institutions of higher learning.
September 25th, 2009 at 8:33 am
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cantcatchuf says:
15 – You have mistaken the University of Miami to be an “institution of higher learning.”
September 25th, 2009 at 9:13 am
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NestMinder says:
It’s his game armor. In each of those individual shells, he keeps the souls of running backs. Zoom in and you can see they are all labeled….Eddie George, Corey Dillon, Fred Taylor, Jerome Bettis, ….and now, Darren Sproles.
September 25th, 2009 at 9:17 am
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I'm A Lasagna Hog says:
But they’re on the move! Creating oceans of knowledge! Donna Shalala talking!
September 25th, 2009 at 9:19 am
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hobeg8r says:
It isalways so heartwarming to see how these men (Ray Lewis & OJ) have benefited from the criminal justice system.
In the OMG department….35 Gators are reported to have the flu – including Major Wright and Joe Haden…and who – might you ask – is Haden’s back-up? Wondy.
http://www.gainesville.com/article/20090924/ARTICLES/909249899/0/opinion
September 25th, 2009 at 9:21 am
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The Gurgling Cod says:
Fall River and New Bedford will be sad they did not think of the Republic of Stabachusetts first.
September 25th, 2009 at 10:30 am
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THEBIGFISH says:
Ray Lewis will kill you then kill himself so he can stab you in hell…
September 25th, 2009 at 2:12 pm