THE EDSBS INTERVIEW WITH URBAN MEYER

OMG – set me up perfect -

RICK BROOKS THINKS THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!

RICH, TOO!

Thanks corch. Go Gator!

There is nothing more aggravating as a fan, then when a coach has a long winded response to a simple question….

Loss for Words Dept:

Urban Meyer gave the short answer because he was still shell-shocked at getting the Sporting News “Coach of the Decade Award”. I am glad he is doing his coaching thing here and not there.

Though, Tebow lost the Sporting News’ “Player of the Decade Award” to Leinart. Can’t win everything.

@3

Classic.

@5 — I’m pretty sure Leinart was Playa’ of the decade. Dude turned down the GDP of a small eastern bloc country to stay for his senior year. There could only be one reason why – because he really was the Playa’ of the decade. Oh wait, you said player – play-ER. My bad…

I’ll sang it with ya one time, Corrine….
One, Two, Three Four Five,
Them the Gatuhh don’t take no jive- HA!

Haters Dept:

Yes, Leinart chased skirts nightly at USC. He even hit that (—->Paris Hilton) one night.

Though, he is now with the pros at Arizona, he is still macking it up with the college coeds. But, you gotta admit that he was the dominant college player and playa of the last decade in the college footbaw world.

CORCH

SKLM…maybe out there on the left coast…after we were all asleep…Leinart seemed dominant.

Snortin’ News Dept:

1. - zzgator: If the Snortin’ News web site says it, it must be true….here is their blurb:

“We (Snortin’ News) say…

He was never a living legend like Tebow—never quite had the same visceral presence—but Leinart had a 37-2 record as a starter, won or shared two national titles and owns a Heisman Trophy. Moreover, he was Pete Carroll’s point man as the Trojans went from rising power to the kings of college football. If not for a historic Vince Young-led drive in one of sports’ greatest championship games ever, the case for Leinart would be crystal clear.

The numbers say…
Leinart: 37-2 record, 10,679 total yards, 109 total TDs, one Heisman, two national titles
Tebow: 25-5 record, 9,115 total yards, 118 total TDs, one Heisman, two national titles*

• Not a starter on first title team."

http://www.sportingnews.com/college-football/article/2009-09-24/sporting-news-college-football-athlete-decade-matt-leinart-qb-us

Clearly a kiss-up to left coast subscribers. We’ll take “living legend” as our consolation.

I don’t know….voting for the player of the decade before the decade is over makes about as much sense as voting for the Heisman before the football season (including bowl games)is over.

True, the numbers say…
Leinart: 37-2 record, 10,679 total yards, 109 total TDs, one Heisman, two national titles
Tebow: 25-5 record, 9,115 total yards, 118 total TDs, one Heisman, two national titles*

• Not a starter on first title team."
  But what they FAIL to say is that Tebow AIN’t done yet!

Meh. You’re having an off day.

SKLM:

That’s a very strong argument, and I have no qualms about TSN’s choice of Leinart, especially since he started the whole “winning the Heisman and staying in school” tradition that seems so in vogue right now. And the statistics are also persuasive. However, you’re forgetting that Tebow still has about another 75% of a season left to play. He’s passing Leinart’s numbers (sans injury) and could very well make it a third MNC in his 4 years at the school. Would that happening perhaps change your answer?

Rational Man Dept:

1. - I agree with the logic…decade is not over…lots of footbaw to go…..Snortin’ News should have waited, blah, blah, blah…But, it is always nice to read some positive USC propaganda, especially after the wicked loss last week.

At best, Leinert gets 1.5 national titles, because they didn’t win the BCS in 2003, only the AP vote. At worst, only one title.

www.ajc.com/sports/college-football-hall-adds-145339.html

college football HOF coming to Atlanta….presumably because South Bend is the taint of America

…….and Tennessee is STILL celebrating their “victory” loss…..dunno how that works, so I guess improvement means having the same record this time last year, but “hanging” tough in little bit closer losses….I like Lane Kiffen’s style….keep losing Lane, keep losing….somehow, somewhere, Phil Fulmer is LOLing with a mouthful of Krispy Kremes jelly donuts, with jelly oozing down his shirt……

Bs-BCS vs AP Title Dept:

1. - Leinart can rightfully claim two titles….

Ideally, both the AP and Bs-BCS should agree on the Mythical National Champ. But, in 2003, before the BsBCS people changed their rules, the AP title has as much or more weight and credibility than the BsBCS “title”. Though, it cracks me up how mad LSU people get when this subject comes up. A playoff system is needed, obviously.

I just want to know who the fuck Stranko Montana is.

Crazy linguistic coincidence alert:

“Ennui” is both a Farsi and Hebrew word meaning: “That guy’s previously bum shoulder will once again be bum, and not the fun Phillips kind of Bum, if you keep running him into the line 24 times a game.” Who knew five letters could convey so much?

I wonder if Lienart will be on the sidelines for the Holiday Bowl this year.

Stranko Montana Dept:

Stranko was one of the greatest connoisseurs of world-class ladies’ delightful bunda.
(Bunda —> A Portuguese word for buttocks. Brazil is a bunda hotspot.)

He disappeared into the great unkown years ago, and only OS knows his wearabouts.

by the way…Leinart will be there on the sidelines…trying to pick up Boise State babes….

@Pelican Pants – that was funny. Plus, Lane Kiffin is Name Redacted 2.0.

I like to think Stranko was hired into the Reef marketing “family” and, as such, has little time for blogs.

After last weekend and Colt McCoy’s anemic frigging performance, Tebow ought to be dusting off his mantel for his second Heisman. (Although the Horns and Gators each had a very uncomfortable ten point win.)

After last weekend and Colt McCoy’s anemic performance, Tebow ought to be keeping an eye on the player who will take what might have been Tebow’s second Heisman, Jahvid Best.

Key word supra being “current”.

The best team in college football calls Tuscaloosa home. Enjoy your post while it lasts. You might not even make it to Atlanta with your offense.

LOST HIS COOL?? I LOST MY COOL!!!!!

And was there ever a more joyous occassion of witnessing another set of Cocks bust a Nutt? Ole Miss is a joke.

ESPN’s breath still smells like Matt Leinarts cock…

Ironic that Leinart is yet again prematurely annointed the king of (insert time frame). It would only be more reminiscant of ESPN’s cock gobbling if they did it the week before Tebow wins this year’s MNC. It is a wee bit too early to call Tebow’s resume complete. Besides, sounds like Leinart slipped the yogurt slinger to someone at the SN to bring his name back up.

Side note: You stay klassy, Kings Island haunted house…
Kings Island Amusement Park’s Halloween Haunt features skeletal renditions of various celebrities, including Heath Ledger surrounded by pill bottles, Farrah Fawcett in her iconic red tank top, pitchman Billy Mays, and a pajama-clad Michael Jackson.

“You’re gonna see Ted Kennedy, Ed McMahon, and there’s still other ones yet to be placed,” Kings Island spokesman Don Helbig told Cincinatti NBC affiliate WLWT.

And this gem….

http://twitpic.com/ivd8g

@21. What? as much or more my ass. ever since the inception of the “bowl alliance/BCS” it has been THE ONLY ONE with any credibility.

BTW this sounds like corch speak…

@ #9: Tim Tebow has hands down locked up the “Player of the Decade” title going away, and is currently angling his legacy towards the “Greatest Player of All Time” title. Here’s hoping the TIgers can cut his run short come 10/10!

@ #21: There is a playoff, and has been one since ‘98. In 2003, LSU and Oklahoma made the playoffs, and SC did not. LSU won it and the National Championship on the field (as real championships always are). But congrats on that Helms/AP/National Football Foundation/International News Service/Miss America/Figure Skating (or whatever kind of voted-on title y’all were handed).

Leinart was haulin’ Burt Reynolds size ’poon…