Once you get past the shock of seeing a guy painted all-white standing in his undies in the middle of Sanford Stadium, you realize: he’s got excellent mike skills, like Shawn Michaels or the Nature Boy himself in his prime. “SPURRIER? GRRRRRRRRRRRR….YOU THINK VISORS ARE COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!”
(HT: Brandon Cox’s Vagina.) (We have the best commenters.)
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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Biggus Rickus says:
I can’t believe people are still doing whitebody routines in this day and age. I hope Cox filed a complaint.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
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Big Jon says:
This weekend in Athens should be fun. The rest of you wear clothes, right?
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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NRBQ says:
Beats essence-of-urine yellow.
Uh, I mean gold.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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Crusher says:
Nice panties on them dawg fans! They must enjoy Cox!
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
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bigjc001 says:
Oh God, I’m so embarrassed. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, just kept skipping to find something I could stomach. Failed.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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Philip says:
That’s one repulsed looking asian chick in the background…
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:58 pm
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Vidal Sassoon says:
Man, the easiest job ever has to be a barber in Athens. All I need is a soup bowl, a pair of scissors and the ability to remember that there are only 2 (maybe 3) possible hairstyles for any male who has ever attended the University of Georgia.
September 22nd, 2009 at 12:59 pm
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gibby says:
Just wait until he plays in the sun. JUST. YOU. WAIT!
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
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Wozzo the Wonder Dog says:
Burr, buzz, and flat-top make at least four, counting the standard bowl cut.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
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Vidal Sassoon says:
Who the shit cares?!?!? They’ll just cover it up with a “Herschel for Heisman” mesh truckers hat.
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:32 pm
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Turd Ferguson says:
Links not workin’ fool
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
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You should go to Vanderbilt, son, you'll make more money says:
This is fucking hilarious.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:04 pm
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You should go to Vanderbilt, son, you'll make more money says:
Also: Orson, what is up with the dearth of content lately? It’s actually fucking college football season and your posting seems to be going to shit. Your team is number 1 in the country. Crow some more or something, goddammit.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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EDSBS Dawg says:
That was 10 times more difficult to watch than 2 girls 1 cup.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:
If Orson is in the same boat as a lot of other Atlantans, he’s probably still wringing out his underwear from all the rain.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
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PIIHB Dawg says:
Coming from a UGA alum, I laughed my ass off. I like the attention to detail and the way he yells “Spurrier!!” like Ogre yells “Nerds!!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJHEdizTyo&feature=related
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
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sevenDs says:
Verbal skills of Ric Flair, arms like Madonna, what’ so funny?
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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souletrain says:
Seeing that McLovin chose my beloved UGA to attend college fills me with great shame. I honestly couldnt watch this the entire clip because it was to painfull
What happened to red pants and sundress wearing coeds?
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
Hey, you get it in quality form and when it comes, or you get it 25 times a day and in crappy shape. We opt for the slower approach, which is still five times a day.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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We're Not All Douchebags, We Promise says:
Wow. As a student, I hope this guy gets abducted by that shady guy in the rape van who’s been preying on our campus the past few years. What an embarrassment to anyone associated with Georgia.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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college football blog says:
probably the scariest yet most intriguing photo I’ve ever seen. i want to look away, but….I can’t….
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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LSU Meathead says:
I could not get past “YEAH!” “THIS IS THE DOOOOOOOGGG……” before I cut it off. I am embarrassed for the UGA nation which is a pretty bid accomplishment since I am embarrassed for the UGA nation just about all the time.
And before some bald dude with a bulldog sticken with bells palsy painted on his head responds that LSU fans are a bunch of inbred swamp thing Bobby Boucher illiterates, I will beat you to the punch. We have our fair share & we are truly ashamed of them, but even our worst would not grunt & yell at the only girl that would ever talk to them in 4 years of college.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
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Sad UGA Fan says:
Maybe… maybe it’s one of those inside jobs, you know? Like, a Gamecocks fan undercover to make us look bad.
I graduate, and then this happens. So much sadness.
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
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Anonymous IV says:
Man, the “white man” really sucks. That was horrible.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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zzgator says:
Orson…I’m assuming that is your life philosphy…not just just a blog-specific musing?
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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zzgator says:
That would be “philosophy”.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 pm
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JoeDawg says:
Still not as bad as the Tebow rap….oh, who am I kidding, it’s way worse. I had hoped that the headline was just a moderately-amusing joke, but hearing the guy say it was sooooooooo much worse.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:28 pm
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boondoggle says:
I loved how he reverted back to “normal” speaking voice at the very end. Reminds me of the “A Day in the life of Lil’ Jon” sketch in Chappelle’s Show, except with Road Warrior Hawk.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
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Quiet Hour Backflips says:
Ugh… I’m going to hope and pray that some reasonable UGA student invited his younger brother up to visit Athens from Georgia Tech. He saw good looking girls for this first time, had his first beer, and decided he
would show his newfound love for UGA the only way he knew how. Awkwardly.
This is seriously the most embarassing thing ever. I’d rather someone our epic losing streak to Florida than this video in a conversation.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
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General Jessop says:
Son, you just weakend Dawgnation today.
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
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General Jessop says:
errrrr … “weakened”
Who misspelled that word. Code red their fucking ass right fucking now!
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:00 pm
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vegas_buckeye says:
I recommend sending all people wishing for a greater quantity of posts to observe the quality of posts and update frequency of a site like, oh, say, 4chan. If you are more concerned with quantity, just go there and press F5 for a few minutes. Then come back to EDSBS and enjoy that home cooked smell.
I have drank the kool aid, and it was good to me.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:15 pm
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jddawg says:
Most days, am generally proud to be a UGA alum. Today is not one of those days. Ugh.
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:34 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
Base coat?…i thought it was a tribute to the ginger ninja’s pasty skin
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
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ColoBama says:
Dear Gawd, the Internets bring us new ways to make a complete and utter fool of oneself in front of the world daily. Next time I’m sitting around drinking beer with my buds and someone comes out with a camera, I’m putting a bag over my head and keeping my mouth shut.
September 22nd, 2009 at 6:23 pm
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CA Dawg says:
Sniper One, do you read? Remove your scope from Mr. Martinez. We have acquired a new target. Sniper Two, Martinez is yours. Over.
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:18 pm
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Will Q says:
Your tag is spot on, Orson. Georgia is most definitely supplying the butt in that clip. [hides head in shame]
September 22nd, 2009 at 7:52 pm
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ClassicCityDawg says:
As a student at UGA, I find this freakin’ hilarious. Everybody knows this isn’t indicative of our entire fan base. It’s just some dumbass freshman who got drunk for the first time.
September 22nd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
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Will Q says:
Your tag is spot on, Orson. Georgia is most definitely supplying the butt in that clip. [hides head in shame]
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:35 am
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MightyMightyMitzu says:
This kids gonna grow up to be the BatDad. DENVERRRRRRRR
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:31 am
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Silverbritches34 says:
Dammit . . . he went full retard . . . he even *looks* like Stiller’s character from Tropic Thunder. Don’t even want to watch the video . . .
September 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 am
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gabe says:
I laughed, I cried.
“it’s the base!!!”
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:41 pm
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Josh M says:
Goddammit, I hate college kids these days. Youtube has made them the worst kind of attention whores.
/uga alum
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm