THE WHITE POPS LIKE RENNIE CURRAN ON A TACKLE

by Orson on Sep 22, 2009 1:35 PM EDT

Once you get past the shock of seeing a guy painted all-white standing in his undies in the middle of Sanford Stadium, you realize: he's got excellent mike skills, like Shawn Michaels or the Nature Boy himself in his prime. "SPURRIER? GRRRRRRRRRRRR....YOU THINK VISORS ARE COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!"

(HT: Brandon Cox's Vagina.) (We have the best commenters.)

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I can’t believe people are still doing whitebody routines in this day and age. I hope Cox filed a complaint.

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 22, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

This weekend in Athens should be fun. The rest of you wear clothes, right?

by Big Jon on Sep 22, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions

Beats essence-of-urine yellow.

Uh, I mean gold.

by NRBQ on Sep 22, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions

Nice panties on them dawg fans! They must enjoy Cox!

by Crusher on Sep 22, 2009 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Oh God, I’m so embarrassed. I couldn’t watch the whole thing, just kept skipping to find something I could stomach. Failed.

by bigjc001 on Sep 22, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

That’s one repulsed looking asian chick in the background…

by Philip on Sep 22, 2009 1:58 PM EDT reply actions

Man, the easiest job ever has to be a barber in Athens. All I need is a soup bowl, a pair of scissors and the ability to remember that there are only 2 (maybe 3) possible hairstyles for any male who has ever attended the University of Georgia.

by Vidal Sassoon on Sep 22, 2009 1:59 PM EDT reply actions

Just wait until he plays in the sun. JUST. YOU. WAIT!

by gibby on Sep 22, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions

Burr, buzz, and flat-top make at least four, counting the standard bowl cut.

by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Sep 22, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

Who the shit cares?!?!? They’ll just cover it up with a “Herschel for Heisman” mesh truckers hat.

by Vidal Sassoon on Sep 22, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions

Links not workin’ fool

by Turd Ferguson on Sep 22, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

This is fucking hilarious.

by You should go to Vanderbilt, son, you'll make more money on Sep 22, 2009 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

Also: Orson, what is up with the dearth of content lately? It’s actually fucking college football season and your posting seems to be going to shit. Your team is number 1 in the country. Crow some more or something, goddammit.

by You should go to Vanderbilt, son, you'll make more money on Sep 22, 2009 3:06 PM EDT reply actions

Hey, you get it in quality form and when it comes, or you get it 25 times a day and in crappy shape. We opt for the slower approach, which is still five times a day.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 22, 2009 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions

That was 10 times more difficult to watch than 2 girls 1 cup.

by EDSBS Dawg on Sep 22, 2009 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

If Orson is in the same boat as a lot of other Atlantans, he’s probably still wringing out his underwear from all the rain.

by Sean Glennon's Jersey on Sep 22, 2009 3:12 PM EDT reply actions

Coming from a UGA alum, I laughed my ass off. I like the attention to detail and the way he yells “Spurrier!!” like Ogre yells “Nerds!!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrJHEdizTyo&feature=related

by PIIHB Dawg on Sep 22, 2009 3:14 PM EDT reply actions

Verbal skills of Ric Flair, arms like Madonna, what’ so funny?

by sevenDs on Sep 22, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

Seeing that McLovin chose my beloved UGA to attend college fills me with great shame. I honestly couldnt watch this the entire clip because it was to painfull
What happened to red pants and sundress wearing coeds?

by souletrain on Sep 22, 2009 3:32 PM EDT reply actions

Wow. As a student, I hope this guy gets abducted by that shady guy in the rape van who’s been preying on our campus the past few years. What an embarrassment to anyone associated with Georgia.

by We're Not All Douchebags, We Promise on Sep 22, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

probably the scariest yet most intriguing photo I’ve ever seen. i want to look away, but….I can’t….

by college football blog on Sep 22, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

I could not get past “YEAH!” “THIS IS THE DOOOOOOOGGG……” before I cut it off. I am embarrassed for the UGA nation which is a pretty bid accomplishment since I am embarrassed for the UGA nation just about all the time.

And before some bald dude with a bulldog sticken with bells palsy painted on his head responds that LSU fans are a bunch of inbred swamp thing Bobby Boucher illiterates, I will beat you to the punch. We have our fair share & we are truly ashamed of them, but even our worst would not grunt & yell at the only girl that would ever talk to them in 4 years of college.

by LSU Meathead on Sep 22, 2009 3:54 PM EDT reply actions

Maybe… maybe it’s one of those inside jobs, you know? Like, a Gamecocks fan undercover to make us look bad.

I graduate, and then this happens. So much sadness.

by Sad UGA Fan on Sep 22, 2009 3:59 PM EDT reply actions

Man, the “white man” really sucks. That was horrible.

by Anonymous IV on Sep 22, 2009 4:00 PM EDT reply actions

Orson…I’m assuming that is your life philosphy…not just just a blog-specific musing?

by zzgator on Sep 22, 2009 4:09 PM EDT reply actions

That would be “philosophy”.

by zzgator on Sep 22, 2009 4:16 PM EDT reply actions

Still not as bad as the Tebow rap….oh, who am I kidding, it’s way worse. I had hoped that the headline was just a moderately-amusing joke, but hearing the guy say it was sooooooooo much worse.

by JoeDawg on Sep 22, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions

I loved how he reverted back to “normal” speaking voice at the very end. Reminds me of the “A Day in the life of Lil’ Jon” sketch in Chappelle’s Show, except with Road Warrior Hawk.

by boondoggle on Sep 22, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions

Ugh… I’m going to hope and pray that some reasonable UGA student invited his younger brother up to visit Athens from Georgia Tech. He saw good looking girls for this first time, had his first beer, and decided he
would show his newfound love for UGA the only way he knew how. Awkwardly.

This is seriously the most embarassing thing ever. I’d rather someone our epic losing streak to Florida than this video in a conversation.

by Quiet Hour Backflips on Sep 22, 2009 4:50 PM EDT reply actions

Son, you just weakend Dawgnation today.

by General Jessop on Sep 22, 2009 4:58 PM EDT reply actions

errrrr … “weakened”
Who misspelled that word. Code red their fucking ass right fucking now!

by General Jessop on Sep 22, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions

I recommend sending all people wishing for a greater quantity of posts to observe the quality of posts and update frequency of a site like, oh, say, 4chan. If you are more concerned with quantity, just go there and press F5 for a few minutes. Then come back to EDSBS and enjoy that home cooked smell.

I have drank the kool aid, and it was good to me.

by vegas_buckeye on Sep 22, 2009 6:15 PM EDT reply actions

Most days, am generally proud to be a UGA alum. Today is not one of those days. Ugh.

by jddawg on Sep 22, 2009 6:34 PM EDT reply actions

Base coat?…i thought it was a tribute to the ginger ninja’s pasty skin

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 22, 2009 6:50 PM EDT reply actions

Dear Gawd, the Internets bring us new ways to make a complete and utter fool of oneself in front of the world daily. Next time I’m sitting around drinking beer with my buds and someone comes out with a camera, I’m putting a bag over my head and keeping my mouth shut.

by ColoBama on Sep 22, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions

Sniper One, do you read? Remove your scope from Mr. Martinez. We have acquired a new target. Sniper Two, Martinez is yours. Over.

by CA Dawg on Sep 22, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions

Your tag is spot on, Orson. Georgia is most definitely supplying the butt in that clip. [hides head in shame]

by Will Q on Sep 22, 2009 8:52 PM EDT reply actions

As a student at UGA, I find this freakin’ hilarious. Everybody knows this isn’t indicative of our entire fan base. It’s just some dumbass freshman who got drunk for the first time.

by ClassicCityDawg on Sep 22, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions

Your tag is spot on, Orson. Georgia is most definitely supplying the butt in that clip. [hides head in shame]
P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

by Will Q on Sep 23, 2009 6:35 AM EDT reply actions