hitmanmonkey

Hitman Monkey doesn’t like doing this, but it is his job: EDSBS Live is off tonight due to circumstances beyond anyone’s control. We promise to make it up to you in several ways.

1. We have a guest for next week’s podcast working who should be spectacular.

2. We’ll buy you a beer if we see you in person. Really, we will, even if you’re into the quadruple-brewed Belgian monk nectar made from hops rolled on the clean, peachy ass-cheeks of Brussels’ finest maidens.

3. We’ll have a show next week of exceptional length and outstandingly mediocre execution. You know, ladies, like most of the really well-hung, good-looking men you’ve ever slept with. (Average men: like Avis, we try harder.)