HITMAN MONKEY DOESN'T LIKE DOING THIS

by Orson on Sep 22, 2009 8:42 PM EDT

Hitman Monkey doesn't like doing this, but it is his job: EDSBS Live is off tonight due to circumstances beyond anyone's control. We promise to make it up to you in several ways.

1. We have a guest for next week's podcast working who should be spectacular.

2. We'll buy you a beer if we see you in person. Really, we will, even if you're into the quadruple-brewed Belgian monk nectar made from hops rolled on the clean, peachy ass-cheeks of Brussels' finest maidens.

3. We'll have a show next week of exceptional length and outstandingly mediocre execution. You know, ladies, like most of the really well-hung, good-looking men you've ever slept with. (Average men: like Avis, we try harder.)

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I blame the rain.

If you can manage to paddle your way up north, I will gladly buy you a beer at the UK/UF game.

by The Fake Gimel Martinez on Sep 22, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions

Would it be correct to assume it has something to do with a good bit of metro atlanta being under water at the present moment?

by kizzak on Sep 22, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions

If this guest isn’t Verne Lundquist I demand 2 beers.

by Chilltown on Sep 22, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions

Dogdamnit Orson. Dancing with the stars is no reason to shirk your responsibilities.

by A drunkards ramblings on Sep 22, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions

but I don’t want to hear Obama mix healthcare talk with college football. He’s already made the rounds to TV, now he’s hitting blog-casts?

/no more political from me, I swear

by vegas_buckeye on Sep 22, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions

I’m sorry if my douche over your fine city has caused any problems.

by Brandon Cox's Vagina on Sep 22, 2009 9:54 PM EDT reply actions

In the meantime, could you provide some youtube links to Belgian breweries?

by chg on Sep 22, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions

The third premise isn’t true.

looks down and shakes head

by Ruck'em Horns on Sep 22, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions

The Alabama State Fair is going on in Pelham (Birmingham) right now. The commercial was just on WIAT. They list all the shows, and that list ends with MONKEYS RIDING DOGS!!!

I’m not making that up. Seriously. Monkeys. Riding. Dogs. Live.

by PeterPumpkinhead on Sep 23, 2009 1:06 AM EDT reply actions