BLOGTOBERFEST: OVERSTIMULATED EDITION

by Orson on Sep 22, 2009 5:11 PM EDT

Well, we were watching this bit of extremely mature behavior, but then found something far more interesting, and yet simultaneously not surprising.

We have a crusty sock named "Tennessee," and have used it five times in a row, oddly enough. (Though we used it this Saturday, and though the desired effect was achieved, the feeling wasn't quite there.) The video does have the incorrect coach listed, though: that is, according to Bruce Feldman, a part-time assistant.

Shocking answers to shocking questions. Oddly enough, if you ask the running back at a rival school in-state as to which team es mas macho, he says his own:

The best team in Ohio this season?

"I would say Cincinnati," Pead said.

In other news, Isiah pead also thinks he is a better lover than any man on the Ohio State squad, has more earning potential, is a better dancer, and should not be encountered in the street unless you would like to find your hustling skills and fighting ability bested by a superior foe.

At least we learned why they call it "BW3," Willy. Former Arizona qb Willie Tuitama is waiting tables part-time at Buffalo Wild Wings after his MOUNTAIN DEW EXTREME DUI CASE scared NFL scouts off him. (HT: TSB.) He is taking classes and sending us to BW3's website to figure out why the place is called "BW3," since the name should be "BW2" at best given the title. Answer: because the original stood for "Buffalo Wild Wings and Weck," with weck being kummelweck, a Buffalo classic originally sharing the sign with "wild" and "wings." If you thought it stood for "Wet farts and extreme discomfort for days afterward," you would probably be just as correct as the real name in spirit.

Lies. Bret Bielema says he's trolling for tips on opposing teams on Twitter, an exercise yielding interesting results like Tim Brewster screaming YEAAHHHHH eight times a day and the informative tidbit about Mark Dantonio having a sandwich that was "kind of good, I guess." < --Mark Dantonio's review of anything ever.

We're partial to Ja-Scorey Tan Marino isn't bad either, though.

The Barking Carnival post mocking the formal commercial was taken down......but please avail yourself of this one while you're at it. It was here, but bastards being bastards, someone took the fully animated goodness down.

Can you say sex scene? Mike Leach will be on Friday Night Lights, and it will be the most intellectually stimulating and erotic experience of your life.

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That guy who grabbed the sign usually acts better but he had Hantavirus.

by etsuVol on Sep 22, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

Did he? That’s odd, since Hantavirus is usually transmitted by rodents in the desert southwest, and reported cases outside of the region are highly unusual. Also, it is very debilitating, and we can’t imagine someone could move too well, since it typically…

WAIT WE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 22, 2009 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Cincinnati is so cute. Like a puppy biting the tail of a much larger dog. Seriously, though, I love it that the Bearcats are doing so well. Good luck this season.

by Buck Nasty on Sep 22, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

…….Bristol Palin.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 22, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions

You forgot to close your bold tags, O.

by ehrenb on Sep 22, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions

I thought the third “W” was for Woverpriced half-dozen wings in a paper carton delivered by slow, shitty service. Jeebus Christmas I hate BW3. I’ve probably been to four or five different locations and they’re all equally shittay. Chinese definition of insanity, I guess.

by Big Jon on Sep 22, 2009 6:13 PM EDT reply actions

I completely disapprove of using LOL, but that’s exactly what seeing “Tan Darkenton” as a nickname did to me

by Beeps on Sep 22, 2009 6:31 PM EDT reply actions

Dear Gawd, the Internets bring us new ways to make a complete and utter fool of oneself in front of the world daily. Next time I’m sitting around drinking beer with my buds and someone comes out with a camera, I’m putting a bag over my head and keeping my mouth shut.

by ColoBama on Sep 22, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t know if it’s intentional at this point or not (really, it could go both ways), but there’s a hanging bold tag going down half the page at this point.

by Graysnail on Sep 22, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions

This may fix it. Not my fault if it doesn’t…

by ehrenb on Sep 22, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions

Nope. Wordpress disables tags in comments. Definitely for the best overall.

by ehrenb on Sep 22, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions

I give up, have tried, paused the video numerous times but can’t tell- what does the sign say?

by TampaGatorGal on Sep 22, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions

What is the percentage chance a Bearcat v. Buckeye matchup becomes an annual event? I think most of the Buckeye faithful would agree.

by Norman Conquest on Sep 22, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions

It said “Shut up Kiffin in Ben Hill Griffin”.

In other news: Tennessee @ Florida, Lane Kiffin IS ’Lil Chris IN Friday.
Kicking over trashcans on his bike, acting like a brat while getting off easy when he should be paying in the currency of his own hide, and then pedaling away and yelling taunts from safe distance.

That having been said, its good rivalry trash-talk fuel.

by The Nozzle on Sep 23, 2009 12:53 AM EDT reply actions

Wow, my dumb little video is going viral.

The sign said “Shut up Kiffin in Ben Hill Griffin!”

…after studying this page:

http://www.utsports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/tenn-m-footbl-coaches.html

and looking at some video of the game, I incorrectly guessed the wrong staff member apparently. Take a look at that top row!! ….looks like something from “To Catch a Predator”

My apoligies to Coach Reaves for incorrectly fingerin’ him. I’m sure he has his hands full with catfish, and doesn’t need any more explaining to do.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 23, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions

….and how nice of Monte to wear a coon-skin cap for picture day!

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 23, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions

I have nothing to add but I like to see my words in bold print. BOLD. THINGS AND STUFF. ALL HAIL PANTS.

Carry on.

by Pants McPants on Sep 23, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions

@14 and 15- Thanks!

after checking out Barking Carnival a bit, I was surprised to see no one linked this post over here at edsbs.
http://barkingcarnival.com/2009/09/23/finally-a-tebow-campaign-i-can-get-behind/
ya know, given the unclosed bold tag – really would make it POP out.
gawd, I have succumbed to truly juvenile tendencies.

by TampaGatorGal on Sep 23, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions