CURIOUS INDEX, 9/18/09

Hopefully CBS will have some Tim McGraw bumpers to play in and out each commercial break

To be fair to Jonathan Crompton, there are very few situations in life that can’t be upgraded by adding some delicious catfish.

@ 2

Suffering from mercury poisoning is one of those situations.

Thanks for the link, O. And to be fair, all credit, praise and glory go to you magnificent scoundrels here @ EDSBS. Royalty check of $3.50 and a half-full bottle of Ibuprofen 800mg are sitting on my kitchen counter with your names on it.

My husband is currently wearing this shirt to work. If I could get away w/doing the same, I would.

The words ‘delicious’ and ‘catfish’ do not belong in the same sentence. Ever. The same goes for foie gras.

Wow. Will Brinson is a serious ‘tard. He really thinks that the crowd in D.C. on 9/12 was under 100k? That’s just delusional.

Thank the lord for CBS. By what mixture of drugs and idiocy ESPN think that Chesney could ever match a quality instrumental score?

But I thought most NPR listeners believed in something that isn’t an occult science. It isn’t one of those crazy systems of divination and astrology. That stuff’s hooey, and you’ve got to have a screw loose to go in for that sort of thing. Their beliefs are fairly commonplace and simple to understand. Humankind is simply materialized color operating on the 49th vibration. You could make that conclusion walking down the street or going to the store.

@ 5…

You sir, are a goddamn LIAR!! Catfish can be one of the tastiest fish if you know how to cook it and cousin, there’s a lot of ways to cook it!

Gotta have dat Hello Kiffin T-shirt. With a giant catfish in a #8 UT jersey on the back.

@6: It’s good (?) to see that there’s at least a one-person overlap between EDSBS and Free Republic readers.

I am now accepting that Paul Johnson is just going to be Chan Gailey without Jon Tenuta, and last year was fluke luke in a crappy ACC year.

Orson, do you mind if I piggyback onto Florida all the way to the NCG and Tim Tebow’s ascent into Heaven on the fifty yard line of the Rose Bowl while whatever generic Big XII team or USC look on in awe?

mmm…I’d love a shot at those Palin calves……

Speaking of absent play-by-play guys, is anyone else concerned that the glorious but increasingly prominent absence of Mike Patrick from the mainline ESPN broadcasts will end only in blood and tears?

Like the SuckHawk, I’m told by my Cousin Puffin — in very clear, repetitive, profane terms — that folk music also goes great with a tittybar…

That CBS music is my ringtone.

Reposting the tweet I left for this…I MUST have this for Ole Miss/Tennessee in November. I may even wear it to the Clay Travis book-signing that weekend.

And because it still cracks me the fuck up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7il33RuuwJc

Okay…it’s not really my ringtone, but only because I have to yet to shorten the 2:05 version on my phone’s MP3 player to suitable ringtone length. Just listening to it makes me happy.

I really have “Orange & Blue” aka the Florida Fight Song as my ringtone.

Shocking, I know.

@ 17 – Now, I KNOW we can’t be the only ones who put lyrics to those sweet dulcet tones. Our favorite? The old stand-by: “Dun, dunanuh, Tennessee suuuuuucks!”

“O & B” is one of the Gator themed tones on my phone, as well. Well played, my friend!

Now, I’m off to try to take a picture of a catfish in a #8 UT jersey.

Chris Doering-The Great White Hope- predicted a 49-0 blowout of Tenn for tomorrow. He also owns WMOB in Gainesville. Says he missed last weeks by 3 pts, and the Gators will be in rare form with some “wrinkles” just for this game. I think letting Tebow play LB would be great.
This Blue Out will make the Swamp look like Dr. Manhattans ass wearing an orange thong from space. A lot of blue with a strip of orange. I don’t know why I said that.

@ 19 – I don’t know why you did, MPP, but I’m glad (?) that’s the image I’m walking into my lunch hour with.

Really, really, really horrible thought: What if CBS went with something else this year?

Did you guys see that Jordin and Dustin Lindsey (former South Carolina players) got arrested for a barroom brawl? http://www.kingfootballsec.blogspot.com/

Too late to count toward the Fulmer Cup, I suppose.

better link: http://kingfootballsec.blogspot.com/2009/09/police-blotter-cocks-beaten-at-oarhouse.html

I HAVE GOT TO have that T-shirt…and I tear up when I hear the CBS college football theme.

Question…the tweet I reposted above? I got a response from a “tweetbot” called “ThaBookie” that, and I quote, “recommend[s] books based on the content of a single tweet.”

So this is what it recommended: “Have you read Emotional Intelligence 2.0? ”http://bit.ly/4hv8Y9" target="_blank">http://bit.ly/4hv8Y9" I think I’ve just been insulted by a bot!

Pete,
We aren’t all heathens here in the South.

Although I do have to admit that there are waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too many liberals on this site. Nothing against them, but it just fees like bar scene from “Animal House”. I can literally feel the hopenchangenism on the back of my neck.

The way Lardass Lundquist creams over The Vols, you’d think he and Phil Fulmer scarfed down a few cases of jelly-filled Krispy Kremes up there in the pressbox.