EXPECT DELAYS, FURTHER SPITE

by Orson on Sep 17, 2009 2:00 PM EDT

We're a bit backed up by actual life today, but please know that we do have our annual Stabby Stab-off with Holly pending, and the above video of Peyton Manning's history of IMMENSE SUCCESS against Florida to tide you over. Oh, he has a Super Bowl ring! We've never heard that retort! It's like he never failed three times in a row with increasingly miserable results! That all--POOF!--goes away! <---NOT AT ALL EVER

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Not only does he have a Super Bowl ring, but he also has a Heisma… no, wait, nevermind.

by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Sep 17, 2009 2:11 PM EDT reply actions

Peyton Manning? Who cares about that loser. We should be seeing a video of Tennessee’s best QB from the last 15 years: Tee Martin.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 17, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

What was the OBC’s saying? “You can’t spell Citrus without UT.”

by EufaulaPete on Sep 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

No Super Bowl ring will ever erase that.

Surely in his darkest moments this video plays on a loop in that big head of his.

Peytie Pie…classic.

by zzgator on Sep 17, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions

Not to jog your elbow, and I know you’re very excited about Saturday’s Running of the Hillbillies, but what about tonight’s 24-17 contest? Who will score the 24? Will the game be postponed for excessive official huddling? There are U fans right now SALIVATING at the thought of another opportunity to explain how to complete shut down the Nerdbone (speed and assignment football and POOF! Paul Johnson’s .733 winning percentage disappears in a puff of arrogance).

by Golden Hand on Sep 17, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

Now Orson, you’re selling Manning short with only three losses to the Gators.

Didn’t he split time with Branndon Stewart when the Gators shut out UT 31-0 in 1994? In Knoxville, no less, so all the UT faithful could enjoy Manning’s baptism to the Gators in fine style.

by Mr. Flibble on Sep 17, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions

Hard not to think highly of that guy when he says all Gators should really like him because he provided us with so many wonderful memories…he’s got a point…

by sb on Sep 17, 2009 2:24 PM EDT reply actions

Well that’s true. Peyton sure did have a hard time with y’all. But I’m a “glass is half full” kinda guy, so I choose to see the positives that came out of that dry spell. For example, it made the next matchup after he graduated that much sweeter! No-Sir-Ree, Bitches!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXZ1n3lWEn8

by Vol on Sep 17, 2009 2:55 PM EDT reply actions

“I know why Peyton chose to come back for his Senior Year… he wanted to be a 4-time Citrus Bowl MVP!” – Steve Spurrier

Please stop sucking in South Carolina, Steve. We miss your wit :-(

by Not You on Sep 17, 2009 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

Honestly, knew we were in trouble when Capel had the TD called back because his pinky toe was on the line and then Grant made that fabulous INT to save the game. The missed FG just put us out of our misery.

At the time, the Arkansas game REALLY pissed me off, but at least you denied FSU another title and got the SEC rolling in BCS championship games, so you got that going for you.

by North 2 on Sep 17, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions

Happy feet! Dance, spider, dance.

I know UT fans want to put the blame on fumbling RBs and piss-poor defense, but Precious was pivotal in losing those games, particularly in ’96 and ’97.

SI came down to Gainesville in ’95 to do a big feature on Precious. They ended up with a full spread covering Wuerffel, instead.

by DHC on Sep 17, 2009 3:18 PM EDT reply actions

I wonder if a sign that says “Hey Kiffin, Florida was the first to score on your wife” meets fcc standards

by SECftw on Sep 17, 2009 3:40 PM EDT reply actions

He has a Super Bowl ring? So does Trent Dilfer.

by MrRedDevil on Sep 17, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions

Seriously, that was the greatest highlight amalgam I’ve ever seen, if only for the synchronization between the editing and the music. No amount of hip-hop, no matter how earth-shaking the bass, will ever augment a video like that. Mr2cents is the LSUFreek of highlight reels.

by CNB on Sep 17, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions