GREAT MOMENTS IN FLORIDA/TENNESSEE: ARIAN FOSTER IS HIMSELF

I love HATE WEEK…went out walking last night, passed a woman walking her dog and wearing a UF shirt…I gave her a “Go Gators” as she walked by…she responded “Beat Tennessee”…and we both kept right on walking.

I’m trying to imagine a Hate Week at Stony Brook University. I guess there’s a rivalry with Colgate, but nobody gives a fuck. Too busy with fake tans and excessively gaudy displays of immaculate mansculpting.

Jay Graham apparently had the same unique power in 1995.

@ 1

She didn’t reply “Go start a Fortune 500 company” like in the commercial?

Walking out of the Raleigh Y this morning (wearing a Florida shirt) and the guy behind the desk: “Give Lane my regards and condolences this weekend.” Yes, hate week is upon us and lovin’ it.

I prefer to remember happier times. Like our final farewell to Spurrier in Hogtown for example!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7okfJnYeD-g

(No one thought we could win that one either, boys and girls).

Fucking Jon Hoke.

You lost me. Who is Jon Hoke?

ah yes. the ’01 tenn/fla game. rescheduled. after the fsu victory i was already inviting friends to stay with me in la for the title game against miami. tough loss.
not sure if florida would have beaten miami, but lord knows it would have been a much better match-up then nebraska. awful.

Poor Erik, 2nd best QB to play at UT.

Vol – unlike O, Jon Hoke had fond memories of his time at UF:

Hoke had 18 years of college coaching experience, including three seasons with the Florida Gators, before getting his first pro job. He was assistant head coach/defensive coordinator in his final season of 2001 at Florida. He calls his college days good training for pro coaching.

That didn’t come out right. I’m sure O has fond memories of UF – not fond memories of Coach Hoke. I think he must rank slightly behind Name [Redacted].

@6 – Vol:

So, by your logic, you’re saying Tennessee is going to win?

ALGator, let’s not get carried away. I’m still trying to decide if I might just go play golf Saturday afternoon instead. I’d hate to pull a “Ricky” in front of my wife and daughter (minus the racial epithets, mind you). Of course, with my luck if I DID go play golf instead, we’d probably win and I’d miss it. Conversely, when I drive nine hours to Knoxville, we lose to UCLA. Again.

Funnier image: watching Foster randomly drop anything and everything, or Wondy Pierre-Louis standing around watching Arian Foster (and every one else) drop stuff without moving in to catch it? Ok, go!

I hear Urbs is planning a Blue Out. Great. 100,000 screaming fans wearing Tebow jerseys, painted up like the Blue Man Group-that would be impressive.
Lane better coach ’em up. Quick. Godspeed Lane, Godspeed……

This is a diff LK than at the beginning of the season. He starts a fire with a flame thrower, and now is trying to put it out by complementing the Gators??? I hope the Gators just pound the rock and run the score up without having to throw one pass. Im thinking Tebow runs 2 TD’s, Brandon Spikes and the Florida D get 2 TD’s, each Quarkback gets a TD….Did I miss anybody? How many turnovers does Crompton get before Coach O suits up?

@ 4…we reserve those responses for the offseason.

@9:

I thought I grew up a Florida fan. Then I started at UF in 2002 and kept hearing “Fucking Osama Bin Laden. We win the national championship if not for that bastard.” I realized then that I had a long way to go to be that fucking crazy.

@ 18…color me crazy then.

That’s not bullshit. Osama blows goats. I’ve never forgiven Bin Laden for fucking up Florida’s 2001 season. Travis Stephens ran for 200+ yards that night, but he was hurt and would not have played back in September. Final score was 32-34, and we couldn’t convert 2 pointer with about a minute left.

Grossman would have won the Heisman (came in 2nd in 4th closest vote ever), UF would have played LSU in the SEC title game who we had already beaten 44-15 earlier that season. Spurrier would have wept for having no more worlds left to conquer as HBC in college with 2 Heisman trophy QB’s and 3 National title game appearances on his resume. Fucker.

@ 19 & 20 – exactly. Let’s not forget Dockett’s twisting of Earnest Graham’s knee the week before so he was injured and didn’t play (dirtbag DD also tried to stomp on Rex’s hand!) – I too thought we would have been headed to Pasadena if the game had been played in September…

@ 20…not just Stephens,… John Henderson was also out with an injury in September.

and @ 21…Dockett still gets the finger every time he shows up on my TV screen…jackass (To borrow a term from our esteemed president.)

Gentlemen, Gentlemen…but aren’t you glad you got the opportunity to play a healthy Vol team, rather than finding those elusive three points solely because Big John and Little Travis were ailin’???