CURIOUS INDEX, 9/16/09

by Orson on Sep 16, 2009 9:56 AM EDT

Public Service Announcement. Avoid placing fingers, arms, or any extremities near the whirling gears of a Jahvid Best at full speed. Management is not responsible for any and all lost limbs resulting from disregarding this advice, much less that or any embarrassment incurred during an inadvisable attempt to tackle him.

Just hug him, tell him he can do it, and keep him out there, even after 4 interceptions. Lane Kiffin is standing by Jonathan Crompton, as he should being his head coach and all. Bully for you, Lane! We have no doubt that with the support of loyal Tennessee fans, he'll go far in leading Tennessee to a sterling effort full of dignity and verve in the Swamp on Saturday.

GET YO FUCK MIND ON Damien Berry of Miami coins the term of the year in his Twitter feed yesterday.gettin my mind rite For GT wit dis damn option shit fuck dat they better get their fuck mind rite cuz here we cum str8 up

It's okay, though. When not getting fuck minds straight and preparing for dis damn option, Damien love tha kidz. (HT: The 7th Floor, of course.)

In semi-related news: Miami wanted Tech's Dwyer. As a defensive back. That would have been terrible great! Larry Coker, everybody!

And, yes: You got hosed Ohio State, but mostly by the piddling nibbly lack of aggression and misunderstanding of basic risk-taking mathematics that is Tresselball.

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Though I am not an Ohio State fan, I will relentlessly harp on them for their faults until Jim Tressel becomes AD at the school.

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 16, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions

These were Big Ten refs. We NEVER expect them to get calls right. That way we are never disappointed. If it had been a Pac-10 crew, they would have reviewed it and still determined he scored. Either way, we had our chances and blew them. Time to concentrate on Toledo or we could end up with a streak that would not be pleasant.

by Crabapple Buck on Sep 16, 2009 10:18 AM EDT reply actions

What would be the fallout should Ohio State lose to the no huddle wrecking crew known as Toledo.

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 16, 2009 10:23 AM EDT reply actions

When do we get treated to the redneck death threats for hate week? I know 43 ways to kill you with a pimento my man

by MightyMightyMitzu on Sep 16, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions

You gotta love the loyal Tennessee fans. “Win, lose, or suicide.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDGSFPGwvWE

by hobeg8r on Sep 16, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions

Don’t call it Tresselball. How about just Tressel? Because it has no balls.

by chaimy4life on Sep 16, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions

Marques Slocum approves of Damien Berry’s message.

by ALGator on Sep 16, 2009 11:00 AM EDT reply actions

``We got to take out Dwyer,’’
I wax nostalgic at the return of 1980s Hurricane football.

by sevenDs on Sep 16, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions

It is good to see Jahvid Best in Altered Beast or Rampage Mode.

GO BEARS!

by Anonymous IV on Sep 16, 2009 11:24 AM EDT reply actions

Ah yes, the fuck mind rite is a wonderful ceremony to behold.

by PW on Sep 16, 2009 11:52 AM EDT reply actions

Fool. Just as soon as you get yo fuck mind rite for dis option shit, Paul Johnson will show up and mind fuck the shit out of you.

by Irish09 on Sep 16, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions

How many fuck lions are needed for the fuck mind rite?

by Sgt. Barwis's Beatdown Brigade on Sep 16, 2009 1:15 PM EDT reply actions

This is a much better and much more entertaining Jahvid Best Highlight reel…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJB9_ZLLb7U

by bluehenbear on Sep 16, 2009 2:21 PM EDT reply actions

Is it bad that when I hear a Miami player talking about “taking out” an opponent, my mind jumps to the opening scene of The Last Boy Scout?

by Techie on Sep 16, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions

This guy could work for ESPN although I think he would be better suited for Fox (sports?)

by KoolBell4AU on Sep 16, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions

My ego says Jahvid Best is a rushing ginsu, surgically dissecting your defense. My id says ‘GET IN THE GOD DAMN ENDZONE MORE OFTEN’. Both O’s and #13’s video left me feeling a bit unsatisfied and shameful.

by Ryan on Sep 17, 2009 2:07 AM EDT reply actions