ANIMAL ABUSE IN THE NAME OF FANDOM. AGAIN.

by Orson on Sep 14, 2009 5:06 PM EDT

This heauxrrible example of animal abuse comes courtesy of...well, you know. A certain fanbase neauxted for eauxverkill in all things. (HT: DJ) If that animal represents the soul of Comcast, who blanked out our internet for two hours today...then, why yes, that's a fine thing to do to an animal, sir.

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Just wrong, on many levels

….though Mike Vick approves!!!!

by landshark on Sep 14, 2009 5:09 PM EDT reply actions

sometimes they show up dyed in p&g, too.

pretty sure “peauxdle” comes out to something more like “poh-dle” than “poo-dle,” though, for what it’s worth (which would be an empty bud light can filled with tobacco juice)

by MikeVI on Sep 14, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions

I really don’t think that is any more cruel to a poodle than a standard poodle hair cut. Also, that is probly the least overheated poodle in La.

by DanF on Sep 14, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

Odd coincidnce of the day: An overly coiffed snack dog is the perfect analogy for Les Miles’ clock management skills.

by Counter Trap on Sep 14, 2009 5:25 PM EDT reply actions

Shit, we stick a 600 lbs live man-eating tiger in a cage and parade it in front of 93000 people with a mic in front of it’s face hoping to get a rousing roar out of it.

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 14, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions

Damn fine dog!
Actually, they probably did the animal a favor with a partial shave, since it’s hot as four hells in LA.

by rebekah on Sep 14, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions

This has to be the most tame thing that LSEau fans do to their dogs.

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 14, 2009 6:08 PM EDT reply actions

I don’t see is as cruel to the dog at all. i just see it as…..well, it probly belongs to one of these guys…
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/aBun-fJmULo/SoSBTBnVRzI/AAAAAAAABRw/DKvLIfFcq8/s400/lsu.jpg

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 14, 2009 6:28 PM EDT reply actions

Leave the poor LSU fans alone. At least they didn’t try to make gumbo out of the dog or stuff it like a Turkuckin. ;-)

by BigRebOne on Sep 14, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions

On top of that weirdness, the last normal good old local boy bar in Charlotte is no longer normal. Providence Road Sundries is now the Ex-Patriate LSU Official Bar for all Corn Dog Feetball games. They had 50 in there last Satiday.

75 years of responsible drunken Myers Park/Eastover tradition down the tube.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 14, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions

I figured they would have battered it, fried it and stuck a wooden stick up it’s ass….

by Mickey Underpants on Sep 14, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions

The couple that owns that dog (and at least one other) does that for every home game, and they are occasionally painted in purple and gold as well. The dogs are cared for better than most humans, and despite being big dumb poodles, they’re quite fond of all the attention. It’s not like we shaved and painted tiger stripes on a cat or anything. Wait, never mind. We did that too.

by DrBundy on Sep 14, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

@12 Didn’t just paint stripes on a cat, but drove it around in a tiny radio-controlled SUV. One of the funniest and disturbing EDSBS posts of all time. So funny, in fact, I had to revisit it…and it was posted on September 14 2007. You’ll note that today is September 14th, so perhaps this is just Orson’s bi-annual salute to you Tigers.

by Flatlander on Sep 14, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions

@12
at this link- http://bit.ly/e4lVk
a tribute to a fine EDSBS post, the original. omg- that poor Punkin puddy tat! how long before that cat let anyone near him/her? seeing a lot of vet xanax in play there… H/T to the creativity and effort. We do the more generic wear colors, grill out, get drunk and toss the pigskin around with the Lab mutts- who are only subjected to Gator collars. Go Gators! :o)

by TampaGatorGal on Sep 15, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions

In an unrelated story, motherfucking Mike and Mike are calling Oakland v. San Diego…the end is nigh.

by Brizzle on Sep 15, 2009 1:28 AM EDT reply actions

Comcast wouldn’t leave the dog alive. And the color would be black. Cold, brutal, black.

by Chitownhawkeye on Sep 15, 2009 9:13 AM EDT reply actions

@ TampaGatorGal – the title from that post is also tre’ apropos today, as well. Eerie…

by DAve on Sep 15, 2009 10:42 AM EDT reply actions

How did they keep the cornmeal from turning golden brown?

by blazin on Sep 15, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions

@DAve
yes! The post title was an extra giggle- meant to reference that. Suspect Flatlander called it; justOrson’s creative wit and a lil tribute to the LSU fans…the “fucking nuts” LSU fans

by TampaGatorGal on Sep 15, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions

whoever landshark is, is a loser. get over the mike vick jokes and you freakin nerd. you think a dog cares about a hair cut? no. i think they made the poodle look pretty BA. which isnt easy.

by mvfl on Sep 15, 2009 12:00 PM EDT reply actions

Classic! That is hilarious. Now tell me this: What do Poodles and LSU Tigers have in common?

by Striding Man on Sep 15, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions

I dunno, that dog seems a bit nancy for LSU purposes, but it’s always expect the unexpected with those fine folks.

Couldn’t figure out why I hadn’t seen the cat video before until I remembered that I was out of the country that week. That was a mistake.

by dc trojan on Sep 15, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions

@ 21….

There both excellent hunters and are comfortable in water.

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 15, 2009 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

mvfl@20:

You must be new here. All humor is accepted, whether appreciated or not. Check your sensitivity at the door because everyone and everything is fodder for this board.

As an Auburn fan, I will unleash a chop block if necessary to uphold the dignity of this board.

by sevenDs on Sep 15, 2009 1:43 PM EDT reply actions