YOUR SUNDAY MORNING SPITEBREAK

There should be a running loop of this at MoMA.

Nice touch by the police doing the fist-bump right in front of Spurrier.

Just straight up awesome. Nobody ever said they had to like the guy.

I’m wondering if Tate Forcier has pulled himself up out of the pile of co-eds that he is undoubtedly under.

This was the most sublime highlight of the evening. It ranked with Charlie Weis trying to hobble after the refs to get one more second on the clock and the announcers trying to explain that he had to send an assistant to do it because he had bad knees. That, and the man in a barrel posing for pictures with children at the Texas-Wyoming game – do their parents have no concerns about this?!?

I’ll see you in hell ole’ ball coach. Now reap the glory of your Faustian bargain.

The most amazing bit of knowledge I took away from the UofM/ND game? A ND coach has a bigger front butt than Charlie Weis.

Geaux Irish — I saw the clip last night but didn’t notice until watching it again this morning that the two troopers did, in fact, do the fist-bump right in front of him. That’s the surest sign yet that the mystique of the former Evil Genius is dead — even Navy SEALs wouldn’t have dared pull that shit right in front of him when he was crushing it with Wuerffel in the 1990s.

Y’know, a couple years ago this was the type of game that would have me sitting in a tub with both wrists slit. Glad I’ve matured. Or finally accepted our eternal suck.

The fist bump is the reason I stayed up until god knows when waiting for this to show up on YouTube, and the only reason I got out of bed this morning was to make that. I hope those two never have to pay for a drink again in their lives in the state of Georgia.

And THAT is the reason I have missed college football so, so much.

Sunday AM Kudo List:

1. Thank you Chollie W., for calling 2 passes that went incomplete and allowed Mich to win.
2. Thank you Jonathan Crompton. You make Brandon Cox look like an all-star.
3. Thank you Ol Ball Coach for prolonging The Chikin Curse.
4. Thank you Sweatervest, for being consistent. Quan Cosby does not feel your pain.
5. Thank you and congrats Al Groh. You are now listed in the OED as a synonym for
     clusterfuckup.

And one serious point. AUbarn might be for real.

Earlier this week I messaged a friend “I BELIEVE IN STEVE SPURRIER!”

This week I’m afraid he’s going to let Stephen Garcia blow up a hospital and use his holding Columbia hostage to execute a mangled-faced streak of revenge across the Eastern Seaboard — Dan Snyder, Blake Mitchell, Patrick Ramsey, those two Georgia State Troopers.

For some reason in this “Dark Knight” analogy, Dabo Swinney is Batman.

I think we’re all screwed.

@12 On a good day, Dabo is Chief O’Hara, from the 1960s TV show. On a more typical day, he’s Chief Wiggum.

scalz1 @ 4

Since they’re Michigan coeds, I would assume he’s not getting out of there until somebody gets a forklift.

My response to whomever made that video is typically juvenile: “Eat a dick.”

I am guessing that Rennie Curran is only just now making it out of his pile of co-eds after saving UGA’s bacon for a second year in a row against SoCar.

I wonder when South Carolina and Spurrier will part ways? Its apparent that Spurrier is never going to get them beyond an Outback Bowl. This isn’t Florida, dude, you can’t win on talent alone….

Awwww, the SCar fans are upset. Between SCar losing and Tennessee losing, and of course Duke beating Army, yesterday was just, well… magical.

Hey Holly… I get that I am the reason you always say, “Fuck Clemson…that is why.” If you want evidence, I can provide that. Seriously, you are not a funny writer and there is nothing wrong with that. You are extremely intelligent but you are not funny. I also do not think Jay Leno is funny, and I thought Arrested Development was the funniest show ever created, but, clearly, America disagrees with me.

Darlin’, I just am not that important, or I should not be.

Also, I love Rick Neuheisel. That guy is awesome. Law school grad who kicks Tennessee’s ass when he is not balling Pete Carroll’s wife, or so I want to believe.

Nope. The Fuck Clemson joke was a throwaway in our “Irrational Picks” section last year, and it ended up working and we decided it had powers. I don’t think I’ve ever even seen a Clemson game end to end. It’s Sakerlina and Spurrier I have a problem with. Willy Korn I love. You’re some dude who reads the blog. I can’t think of a commenter here who could turn me against an entire football program all by their lonesome.

LOL I SAW THIS LAST NIGHT. hilarious

Darlin’, you gave me my own Snarktastic post when, while shitcanned before noon on vacation, told the O to pull the plug on the Holly experiment in one of your Onion ripoffs, which you tag as such. Again, my opinion should mean less than shit to you.

Sadly, yes, I was online and doing work on vacation, and, of course, tuned in to EDSBS. The O does great work. I hate Florida, I hate the SEC, I hate all of you, to be honest, but the O does great work.

Now, have a great day.

Lots and lots of trolly-types get tacked up on the homestead bulletin board, brah. Sorry you’re not the center of my emotional universe.

So, just really thin-skinned. Excuse my embarrassment, I thought I was special.

Well, in the spirit, Fuck Tennessee, you inbred hicks, “that’s why.”

Seriously, people should check out Snarktastic. The gmail chats are hilarious.

No, not really that, either. Too many formative fall Saturdays in the Alabama student section. Y’all’s clicks keep me in cornflakes and gin. And the best of the hatemail keeps the whole crew laughing for days. If you don’t learn to laugh off the haters you get miserable, fast.

….I’m sorry, that should’ve read WELL FUCK YEW TOO.

There. Equilibrium restored.

(Willy Korn)

100 cocktails to the GA State Troopers! Excellent move, my friends!

I guess you do need to laugh not to go crazy at the thought of the state of Tennessee football. I can relate.

Auburn scares me….Gus Malzahn is one of the best offensive coaches around. Though I would enjoy them dismantling an overrated (IMO) Ole Miss team.

Coop, is this by any chance you?
http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1829592

Oh wow, where did you get that laughably out of tune Also Sprach Zarathustra? Comedy gold.

It’s so beautiful…

Hey I’m a Clemson guy and I dig Holly. Anyone who worships at the WILLY KORN altar is ok with me. Chill out Coop.

What Chili said.

Coop-

Clempson owes its existence to Bammer. Think about Danny’s opinion. And Frank Howard’s. And Red Parker’s. And Hootie Ingram’s. And Charlie Pell’s. And Dabo’s. Where did they go to collitch? Hell, let’s talk about the non-bammers Hatfield & Tommy West. What’d they do? No reason to be an ess eee cee hata, other than Tommy.

Bowden went to Wf’inVU but his daddy & hootie payed for ears whitworth with my cuz before daddy flunked out and transferred to samford.

As for F’in the SEC, and Bammer in particular, be careful. You are me 3rd fav after my undergrad (MSU) & MBA (bama). Love Clempson but don’t bite the hand that feeds you.

See you at da Esso Club & Sloan Street this year. Might have been before, too.

yoyofutbawl (#34)

that should read "his DIDDY & hottie payed for ears . . .with my cuz before DIDDY flunked out . . .

thank you GA state troopers for making my YEAR. lord knows my football team wont, although Darth Visor is now 1-5 in his last 6 against my beloved dawgs.

I always wondered whose ass you have to kiss in the Ga State Patrol to be the Troopers that ‘work’ the UGA games. The ones that get to jog around with CMR must be the biggest redneck ass kissers in the state. Compare that to the Troopers that work the Tech games in ATL…

Best performance by the GSP since “Smokey and the Bandit”, and further proof that every random, non-collige-gradgit, redneck in GA is a Dawg fan. Huzzah!