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FUN WITH JUXTAPOSITION, STARRING BRONCO MENDENHALL

Juxtaposition is fun! Step one:

Mendenhall shared a story with reporters about how he took his wife, Holly, on a spring recruiting trip to New Orleans once and called it a "very unique experience."

He said he was in a high school and she was outside waiting in the car when the lunch bell rang and students began pouring out of the school in what was apparently a rough part of town.

"When I came out, Holly was in the car, and kids were surrounding the car," he said. "So we both learned our lesson. Yeah, it is a unique place. A little faster than what I am accustomed to, I would say."

Step two!

And that's why juxtaposition is fun! (HT: Allen)

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Wait, what? Wife? As in singular?

by Jack Fact on Sep 11, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Why am I suddenly getting a vision for an Animal House reboot involving Sam Bradford and penetrating Mormon linebacker in this scene?

by King Cockfight on Sep 11, 2009 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

As for that last comment, anything involving the word “penetrating” in anything about so-obviously-great-porn-name Bronco Mendenhall offers mind-boggling possibilities.

by JW on Sep 11, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

JW@3:

“Mission Trip” starring three-time Porn Actors Guild award-winner Bronco Mendenhall.

by King Cockfight on Sep 11, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

“Can we dance wif yo’ dates?”

“Why, yes, we were…”

“Just leaving!”

My formative years were shaped by that cultural icon…

by sb on Sep 11, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently it didn’t shape your quoting abilities very well.

by twogreattastes on Sep 11, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Why yes, as a young man from southern Louisiana, I would love to spend the next 4 years of my life in an environment that would be equal to living on the planet Neptune. A cold gaseous world that considers Ketchup to be “spicy” and sweet tea a sin! Please let me play for you Mr. Mendenhall.

P.S.
I also like the way inbreeding has led to a virtual transparency among the local populace.

by EastHoustonPondwater on Sep 11, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Well chosen “dramatization.”

The actor that says, “Just leaving!” looks a heck of a lot like the French actor Alain Chabat.

by sitting pugs on Sep 12, 2009 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

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