FUN WITH JUXTAPOSITION, STARRING BRONCO MENDENHALL
Juxtaposition is fun! Step one:
Mendenhall shared a story with reporters about how he took his wife, Holly, on a spring recruiting trip to New Orleans once and called it a “very unique experience.”
He said he was in a high school and she was outside waiting in the car when the lunch bell rang and students began pouring out of the school in what was apparently a rough part of town.
“When I came out, Holly was in the car, and kids were surrounding the car,” he said. “So we both learned our lesson. Yeah, it is a unique place. A little faster than what I am accustomed to, I would say.”
Step two!
And that’s why juxtaposition is fun! (HT: Allen)









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Jack Fact says:
Wait, what? Wife? As in singular?
September 11th, 2009 at 11:23 am
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King Cockfight says:
Why am I suddenly getting a vision for an Animal House reboot involving Sam Bradford and penetrating Mormon linebacker in this scene?
September 11th, 2009 at 11:41 am
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JW says:
As for that last comment, anything involving the word “penetrating” in anything about so-obviously-great-porn-name Bronco Mendenhall offers mind-boggling possibilities.
September 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
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King Cockfight says:
JW@3:
“Mission Trip” starring three-time Porn Actors Guild award-winner Bronco Mendenhall.
September 11th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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sb says:
“Can we dance wif yo’ dates?”
“Why, yes, we were…”
“Just leaving!”
My formative years were shaped by that cultural icon…
September 11th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
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twogreattastes says:
Apparently it didn’t shape your quoting abilities very well.
September 11th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
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EastHoustonPondwater says:
Why yes, as a young man from southern Louisiana, I would love to spend the next 4 years of my life in an environment that would be equal to living on the planet Neptune. A cold gaseous world that considers Ketchup to be “spicy” and sweet tea a sin! Please let me play for you Mr. Mendenhall.
P.S.
I also like the way inbreeding has led to a virtual transparency among the local populace.
September 11th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
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sitting pugs says:
Well chosen “dramatization.”
The actor that says, “Just leaving!” looks a heck of a lot like the French actor Alain Chabat.
September 12th, 2009 at 11:33 am