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EDSBSGPS: WHERE WE AT, WEEK 2

The weekend's viewing agenda.

ORSON (Columbus):
USC at Ohio State. Somebody's getting pooped on.

HOLLY (Knoxville):
UCLA at Tennessee, live in Stabbovision, preceded by a moonshine party (really) and followed by whatever's on after we stagger back westside, so that leaves USC's trip to the Buckeye cesspool and a rapid collapse into slumber. Prost!

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Kenny Chesney: Some beach, somewhere, being eaten alive by scorpions. C'mon, Secret, make us believers.

Your own viewing intentions, beverages, and slanderous levellings at young master Chesney below. Saddle up, ramblers.

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Once again in section 6 at Ben Hill for chilled moonshine (courtesy of my UK friend) and cupcake (courtesy of Jeremy Foley.)

by Jack Fact on Sep 11, 2009 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

12:21 – 13:00 : UF v Troy
13:00 – 15:30 : try to replace lost fluids in time for ND-Meatchicken
15:30 – whenever: debate whether I hate Michigan more or less now that they run the WVU option
20:00 – ‘til the poopin’s done : USC craps on OSU

by bj in gainesville on Sep 11, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Driving up to the Swamp, then ND-Mich on the radio on the drive home, and USF-WKU and USC-OSU on TV when we get home.

by TJ on Sep 11, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

On a comfortable couch in north Chicago for my weekly dose of Herbie, Troy/Florida, and ND/Mich-Tenn/UCLA. Gonna watch the big one with some Buckeyes. Should be interesting.

FUCK Kenny Chesney.

by Sue E. Pig on Sep 11, 2009 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Thursday’s brave anti-Chesney resistance at ESPN has been personally crushed by Mickey Mouse and his gangbanging seven dwarves. The drying gore on the walls reminds Mark May of his fate should he ever liberate America from the ramblings of Lou Holtz (JUST PUNCH HIM). Craig James and Jesse Palmer sample the splattered brains, mistaking it for caviar – which, as we now know, comes from the beluga whale.

Mickey, still enraged, will decree Miley Cyrus concerts will replace College Gameday. Lee Corso, whom the rodent has a genuine affection for, will be allowed to dance onstage in team headgear.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 11, 2009 6:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Tony P’s in the Marina for Breakfast with the Gators.
Couch for ND/Mich, Tenn/UCLA, SCarollina/UGA & then out with USC youngun’s to watch that game.

PS At Burning Man, a guy got on our art car one night wearing jorts. I asked him about them and we talked for a bit. It turns out, yep, that he had gone to Florida, too.

by dogtown gator on Sep 11, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Being a lazy boy in my Lazy-boy watching Michigan-ND through SC-tOSU and even Oregon St.-UNLV. Ahhh, the season’s in full swing. Paradise!

by PortTrojan on Sep 11, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Swindle. Gate 13 at the shoe. Have some

by tedu on Sep 11, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Normally I’ll watch just about any football game, but Colorado-Akron vs. a “This is Something Completely Different”/“Meaning of Life” double feature? Man, it’s like ESPN isn’t even trying.

by Harris on Sep 11, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

4:00am Xcel Energy Center to sit in line to get single game hockey tickets, eh?
12:00pm Tailgating
6:02pm Air Force at Minnesota. I would like to roll around in the new stadium smell.
11:00pm Meet up with old roommate for the last few hours of his bachelor party. Football or bachelor party for a wedding I’m in? It’s not even a touch decision.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 11, 2009 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Gainesville, FL.

Four tequila (flavors, not servings) breakfast with the Gators.

Tequila surliness should have a good head of steam for ND/Mich & UT/UCLA

Housewarming party for a friend with a keg of Sam Adams and tOSU/USCw, with attn paid to UGA/USCe during the lulls.

Meander home and get psyched for Hate Week.

by madman rhd on Sep 11, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

random shitty 10am game, keystone light
Notre Dame -Michigan, keystone light
Washington – Idaho, keystone light
Air Force – Minnesota, some kind of scotch (Turfman’s maybe?)
Ohio State – USC, whatever is left

by BocaHuskyUWowl on Sep 11, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Settling into the preferred couch gluteus crease for Wannstache Potential Meltdown #1 of 2009 at noon, then W f’n V – ECU at 3:30, accompanied by a case of Penn Brewery beer

by BackyardBrawler on Sep 11, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Also Knoxville. Drinking whatever Holly and/or Joan hands me.

by Eric on Sep 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Homecoming, good bourbon
ND-UM, more good bourbon and probably a cigar
USC-OSU, SAE and probably no ensuing memory.

by joe on Sep 11, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Go coach intramurals brother, go coach intramurals.

by Ry on Sep 11, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Colorado’s in the WAC, right?

by Pants McPants on Sep 11, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Paulus vs. Penn State at Noon, then ND-Michigan and UCLA-Tennessee during the afternoon, before settling in for OSU-USC at 8. Oh, and I’ll try to catch a few minutes of my new school’s game against Jacksonville St.

by MikeLew on Sep 11, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching my Coogs go to Stillwater to find out if Gundy really is a man.

  1. - Colorado may be no better than Sunbelt!

by EastHoustonPondwater on Sep 11, 2009 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

@13 – I think you just insulted the WAC.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 11, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, it looks like alot of overworked players took his advice and have switched places with the Intramurals team. This is the worst I have ever seen CU play, and hell, I think they play defense only if they feel compelled to do so, like if the guy is running towards them, they fall down and cause a ruckus.And Toledo just scored AGAIN.
I’ll be working, watching ND v Michigan, then onto the house for a USC beatdown of tOSU and the Taylor Mays Helmetfest 2009, along with Bud Lime x 12

by Mr.Pelican Pants on Sep 11, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually Blake Shelton sings “Some Beach”, (or is it Blake Shelton? Those two look too dang alike!), But hey, who’s countin?

by Wright Blan on Sep 11, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

On the road to the Classic City from the Big Peach as early as I can get going; wandering from bar to bar watching whatever’s on and feeling that warm bourbon glow that only a day in Athens can create; on to Sanford’s Sec. 130, my home away from home since birth, to renew acquaintances and see what new faces have wandered into the old neighborhood; try not to cringe every time the Ginge tries to heave the ball a few yards; watch Jones, Evans, and Curran tell the Big XII refs to FUCK OFF all over some Gamecocks receivers.

by NCT on Sep 11, 2009 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching Glengarry Glen Ross right now. Tailgating for LSU-Vandy in the rain; watching the game at Zippy’s with $1.50 drafts. Sweet meat. Go ‘Dores! (boy do we need help, even in the slop of a field after three days’ rain)

by My real name is Dick Whitman on Sep 11, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Watching College Gameday on a flight down to Austin. Arrive in time to watch the Horns on TV. Then off to a reunion at which I will find a tv for USC @ tOSU.

by bevonyc on Sep 11, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

6:00 am: You are looking LIVE at Raider Red’s car motoring west out of Dallas in the pre-dawn hour.
11:30 am: Lunch at One Guy from Italy (One of the Lubbock Stations of the Cross) while watching Iowa-Iowa St.
2:30 pm: BYU-Tulane, Houston-Okie St, Texas-Wyoming*…we’ll see how long these stay interesting
6:00 pm: Attend Texas Tech-Rice
9:00 pm: Sneak out after 3rd qtr to check USC-OSU.

  • DirecTV sure is getting bitchy about their Tour de France channel, aren’t they?

by Raider Red on Sep 12, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was classy seeing a guy with a shirt on that says, “F*** swine flu” during the Colorado at Toledo debacle.

by Anonymous IV on Sep 12, 2009 12:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Iowa-ISU in the morning then hitting the road thru Nebraska listening to the Husker game. My death wish for Kenny Chesney is for him to have to replace Cody Hawkins for the Buffs this season. He’ll last about a quarter and a half at most.

by Brizzle on Sep 12, 2009 12:42 AM EDT reply actions  

At HQ Control here in the Metroplex. As always, chock full of the hotness in key precincts.

The main events:

Vandy @ LSU

USC @ tOSU

The undercard is below.

Morning Session:

Syracuse @ Joe Pa – Paulus shoots 8-for-12 from the field and 3-for-3 from the line before fouling out.

Troy @ Florida

Afternoon Session:

Tex-ass @ Wyoming

ND @ Mich

UCLA @ Vols

On The Menu: Grilled Burgers, washed down with beer.

by Studley on Sep 12, 2009 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Longhorn game at 2:30 and then USC and OSU. And yes I drink every gulp to my Burnt Orange Nation overloads and Peter Bean, that fucking Domer.

P.S DJ Monroe. You will all know who this kid is soon enough.

P.S.S WHISKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Orson's Love Slave on Sep 12, 2009 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Snooze hour: The other football (Liverpool-Burnley, to be specific).
Lunchtime: MSU-CMU, with an eye on Iowa-ISU
Afternoon: hoping for Michigan 0, Notre Dame 0, Meteor 108,000
Dinner break: Live to Win: The Obligatory Sequel, until …
Primetime: USC-Ohio State
The late show: Purdue-Oregon

by SpartanDan on Sep 12, 2009 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope the scorpions are stinging Kenny Chesney while they’re eating him alive. Roll Secret!!! Roll Scorpions!!!

by Gshamgod on Sep 12, 2009 2:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Para Kenny Chesney:

¡No Pasarán!

by robert on Sep 12, 2009 3:01 AM EDT reply actions  

@22: I took the liberty of getting a picture:
http://asimweb.org/~asim/toledo.jpg

Stay classy, Toledo.

by asim on Sep 12, 2009 5:01 AM EDT reply actions  

The 1st half of Florida vs Troy here in the Gator Shack, and since it’s being broadcast on FoxSports Detroit, then heading to my filthy rich girlfriend’s place in Grosse Pointe to lounge in her pool, drink frozen margarita’s, and watch the 2nd half poolside. Then maybe, just maybe receive some celebatory oral. Then it’s mix of ND/Mich (Go Blew) and “Hello Kiffin”.

Then over to my filthy rich girlfriend’s filthy rich girl friend’s place (who is a Buckeye) to pull for Ohio State (while knowing in the back of my mind that USC is gonna “open a can”).

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 8:28 AM EDT reply actions  

headed to t-town to watch Bama/FIU. watch whatever is on during the tailgate. bought 1/2 gallon of makers, 1/2 gallon blackjack, 1/2 gallon crown, liter of absolut, and few bud lights yesterday. plan to make a dent in 2 or 3 of the above. hope to catch the end of the uscwest game after watching the tide have an injury free day. RTR.

by dirt sandwich on Sep 12, 2009 10:06 AM EDT reply actions  

“Trojans can cover dees nuts”

by Harris on Sep 12, 2009 10:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Lunch out somewgere w/ Honey Pie & whatever noon game is on, hopefully LSD-Vandy, likely the ACC Crapfest of the Week (please oh God not UVa). She’ll want to watch Hello KIffin at some point so I can watch a the first quarter or so of the Yakkity Sax game of the year, MSU-AUbarn. Some USChix v. Woof Woof. Catch the end of the Woody State game after dinner out (after 3 chilluns, she now thinks cooking is the capital of Huang Province).

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 12, 2009 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be in ATL, first at a barbecue for Florida-Troy and then home for Notre Dame-Michigan, USC-Ohio State / Other USC-Georgia and whatever else I drunkenly stumble into. Drinks throughout will be the finest domestic craft beer my student loan money can buy. Which is Keystone Light. So, uh, Keystone Light.

by On To The Goal on Sep 12, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Under the weather so it’’ll be a slow morning, maybe take a late-morning nap, lunch will be homemade chicken soup, watch ND – UM, take a late-afternoon nap, then hopefully get a chance to check out how Bama’s two-deep, three-deep, & hopefully waterboys play against FIU this evening, while keeping tabs on tOSU-USC and vise versa.

BTW – In the interest of appropriate use of technology here’s something I picked up from another site. Ihave no idea if it actually works (for all I know it could be an evil plot by Comcast to screw with DirectTV customers). Note the “any team from any state” part.

“If you have Direct TV you can watch Bama tonight. Follow these steps. 1. Go into SETUP for your DTV receiver and change your zip code to an Alabama zip code 35213 for example. 2. Reboot the receiver. 3. Find the channnel that Alabama is playing on in the 700 channel range and purchase the game. It will light up and you can watch. This works for any team from any state.. enjoy "

by ColoBama on Sep 12, 2009 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Couch sitting about 10 feet from the Potomac.

TV 1:
-Paulus! Penn State! Blatant Dives and Turf Slapping!
-Kiffykins
-The schadenfreude bowl – live from Ann Arbor’s a Whore

ESPN180, home of the ACC, projection glory
-Stanford and Wake. It’s going to riveting.
-BC-Kent St (that whole “being an alum” thing)

by Heights on Sep 12, 2009 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

At an undisclosed location…

Full command center channel surfing on the flat screen until the evening when I’ll concentrate on FIU/Bama, Vandy/LSU and the annual Jim Tressel re-enacts the Hindenburg Disaster Pageant and E Coli Hazard Site in Columbus.

P.S.: I think Orson’s arrow is actually pointing at Dayton. Are there scorpions in Dayton?

by Counter Trap on Sep 12, 2009 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Another resource for those of us desperate enough to watch their team play in a 5″ × 4″ box in Youtube video quality:

http://www.rajangan.net/

For a test run I’m watching Liverpool v. Burnley. Video’s coming over fine right now. Decent quality on a 1.5 MBS DSL connection, no skips or hangups, not too bad. This may be my Bama connection tonight. Opens up all kinds of possibilities. 30 NCAA games on the lineup today.

by ColoBama on Sep 12, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Not likin’ the Allstate ad superimposed on the uprights…I know ESPN has to recoup that cash somehow, but still….

by CKGator on Sep 12, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Enjoying (?) my Orange in Happy Valley via armchair and online coverage on Justin tv. I seem to see a
discernible defense. Not lots of SU offense.

by Boatdrinks on Sep 12, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Currently monitoring Iowa-Iowa State, Pittsburgh-Buffalo, and Fresno State-Wisconsin. You’re not going to believe this but UW is struggling.

2:30 – See how long it takes for me to get completely disgusted by ND-Meeechigan and go grocery shopping instead.

6:30 – USF-Western Kentucky and their 58 true freshmen. I still can’t believe that stat.

7:00 – Watch tOSU get teabagged by yet another quality OOC team.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Berkeley for wife’s Alumni Band Day, so Cal-EWU and a lot of smoke pouring out of the iPhone. Of course, Last year on ABD was when Vandy beat AU…but the economy sucks and I doubt we have budgeted for any miracles this year.

by Vandy J on Sep 12, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sitting in my bedroom watching Wisconsin wrestle with Fresno State and Michigan State barely beating Central Michigan.

by wfguiteau on Sep 12, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Correction: Jump offsides and lose to Central Michigan. Big Ten Football, it’s Craptastic!

by wfguiteau on Sep 12, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you mean “losing to Central Michigan”.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

And Wannstache responds to everyone in America taking Buffalo +10.5 by dropping 54 on their asses. That’s why bookies have big houses and nice cars.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m crushing Kenny Chesney’s head RIGHT NOW.

by opsomath on Sep 12, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know what those uniforms were with the guys in the stands at the ND / Mich. game? They had red coats, white sashes with some sort of medal, some sort of tartan draped over their shoulders, etc.

by softbatch on Sep 12, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wyoming stops Texas on 4th down!!!! Ball on the 15yard line!!

by Elijah on Sep 12, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

#53, I believe that is the Irish Guard.

by Anonymous IV on Sep 12, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone explain again why Notre Dame was favored on the road against a division one football team?

by chg on Sep 12, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

@55

Jesus

by Ruck'em Horns on Sep 12, 2009 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

@chg it’s because teh media homers are lovin’ on ND still. “Notre Dame should win this game.” MORE UNBIASED REPORTING COURTESY OF THE WWL AND ABC!

by Cameron Siggs on Sep 12, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahh, so the Irish Guard is about as lofty as OA, but it’s not even for the purposes of service. It’s for…guarding the band.

by softbatch on Sep 12, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit. What the fuck is wrong with Texas?

by MrRedDevil on Sep 12, 2009 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, nearing halftimes for these:

Houston: 23
Oklahoma State: 7

Texas: 6
Wyoming: 10

by softbatch on Sep 12, 2009 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy Shit. What the fuck is wrong with Okie State?

by MrRedDevil on Sep 12, 2009 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

The grand ol’ Big 12 South is in a might amount of trouble.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 12, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

*mighty

by cantcatchuf on Sep 12, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Better question: What the fuck is Texas doing playing a road game in Wyoming?

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

64 – I dunno, but I’d wager that hookers and coke were involved somehow.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 12, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Bedlam in the Big 12.

by Techie on Sep 12, 2009 5:27 PM EDT reply actions  

And Holly just drank a whole glass of moonshine in one swallow.

by Meg on Sep 12, 2009 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

ND-Michigan is this week’s Miami-FSU. Fun game, though.

by SuperJew on Sep 12, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

UCLA-Tenn is pretty entertaining so far; Crompton has come a long way, baby. Also WFVU’s QB is really impressive on the scramble.

BTW, I’m watching this on ESPN360 – do y’all with real TV get this creepy “dreams” commercial?

by opsomath on Sep 12, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

nice hands, golden tater tot

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions  

WASHINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BocaHuskyUWowl on Sep 12, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

@64…I believe that Arkansas backed out of their contract with UT so Wyo was the best fill-in that could be found. Still, Wyo is in keeping with traditional UT OOC scheduling.

by Phocion on Sep 12, 2009 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Please god, let the Wolverines hold on so we don’t have to hear about the freaking Irish anymore this year, Clausen looks really good (though admittedly this Michigan not a strong defensive team) and I don’t think I can take a year of Jimmah! Heisman canidate, and hearing people tell me how ND would beat the Gators- because hey ND beat an early Spurrier era team and we all know Florida can’t get punched in the mouth.

by Socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodnight, Fightin’ T. Boone Pickenses’

by SuperJew on Sep 12, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, fox sports south cuts off oklahoma state – houston for auburn – mississippi state

talk about a terrible choice

by kizzak on Sep 12, 2009 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Man now I’m going to have to here Jimmah! for Heisman crap all month, awesome.

by socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Rocky top indeed.

by Kekalf Bailey on Sep 12, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

….this just in. Notre Dame will not be playing for the National Championship. BAHAHAHAHA!!!

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA You Suck Notre Dame

by haybeav on Sep 12, 2009 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Nevermind, Tate Forcier you are my non-Gator of the Week, thank you for stomping the echoes.

by socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Pear Bryant with the great idea of throwing on 2nd and 3rd down

by kizzak on Sep 12, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

On the downside, I have a feeling I would have enjoyed a UF-ND title game immensely, no tension, just watching Tebow SMASH, a guy who would have never given him the time of day’s dreams into the Pasadena turf.

by Socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Socraticsilence-

C’mon Kizzah real genius’s know that running the ball to burn clock is a “college” thing, I mean would there being 30 seconds less for UM to have the ball really have mattered— ha. But, really Charlie needs to keep his Job, this will the be the off-season where Meyer wonders if he ever does- UF will lose a ton of players.

by socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

My TV just exploded from Erin Andrews and RIck Neuheisel being on at the same time. TOO….MUCH…..BEAUTY>>>

by haybeav on Sep 12, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Please Rece, ask Holtz what he thinks of the chances for ND to play in the national title game

by haybeav on Sep 12, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Chow > Kiffin

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay Blew!! Notre Dame…BAHAHAHA!! …and you thought Okie State was pretty good after beating UGA last week? Houston didn’t. BAHAHAHA. ….and Tennesee fans were feeling pretty good after last Saturday, but not so much now. BAHAHAHAHA. …and now, even though you can’t spell C_CK__CKERS without OSU, I gotta pull for the Yuckeyes.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid TE, the Tiny Drunken QB was trying to cheer Holly up with a deep ball and you have to go and get it taken off the board (nice throw though- if they actually get it rolling USCe scares the hell out of me as a Gator’s fan)

by Socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, i think my Internet provider need to tell me if they support 360 prior to signing an agreement- looks like its to the study lounge.

oh, and is it wrong if I think UM might be the second best team in the Big 10 (behind PSU).

by socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Mich-placed Gator-

 Don’t feel bad remember you also can’t spell _ O_ K _ _ _ KER without USC.

by Socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Baby McConaughey is a golden god.

by offcampus on Sep 12, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Jee-sus. Now we gotta here how ucla’s for real, even though they played a team with a quarterback so awful his unborn children are ashamed of him.

by OJsLastFan on Sep 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

South Carolina in striking distance of 21 in the first quarter? Is the apocalypse nigh??

by cantcatchuf on Sep 12, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that’s “hear.”

by OJsLastFan on Sep 12, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Willie needs to call the ole ref blasting Garcia play here.

by skinnyphatman on Sep 12, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

ccUF- and remember that’s with a TD taken off the board (though they got a break on Tiny’s fumble). i hope UGA is just that bad, because if they’re not and Tiny’s sworn off the hard stuff during games- brown liquor IV at Halftimes- um, they’ve joined LSU on the games that scare me list.

by socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Brandon Smith meet bench.

by Meg on Sep 12, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

ACC or CAA- who’s better? William and Mary took out UVA, and now James Madison is battling with Maryland- if they lose bet heavy against Kansas because apparently its a bad day for fatties also invest in. Too bad the markets not open because I think Golden Corrale or whatever’s its South Bend equivalent is going broke on Sunday.

by socraticsilence on Sep 12, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling that the dotting of the I is the only highlight tOSU is going to have tonight.

by SuperJew on Sep 12, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

…and they even fucked that up. Or was that ESPN?

by SuperJew on Sep 12, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Did the tuba guy just take out an ESPN cameraman?

by Skip on Sep 12, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

USC doesn’t look very nervous. I wonder why?

by Boatdrinks on Sep 12, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Okie State’s defense… IS GARBAGE! And the guy who coordinates it… IS GARBAGE!

Downside for Houston – that’s the kind of game that gets your coach hired away by a richer school.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Terrell Pryor, please don’t kill your team’s chances too soon.

by SuperJew on Sep 12, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Petey’s still got nasty ’nads. That was sweet.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I just got home from Gainesville—how the hell did no one on the radio feel I needed to know what the hell is happening to FSU?!?

by TJ on Sep 12, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play. Shit!

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

FSU has a football team these days? Go Jacksonville St. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

God, that punt was horrible.

Both these teams don’t look that great.

by D-Nice on Sep 12, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

….FSU, choking, Seminole Fluid, Cocks …all the ingrediants for some GREAT jokes.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Great throw by Pryor.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And FSU finally pulls ahead of Jacksonville Fucking State.

by Jack on Sep 12, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Tit for tat. Aaarrrrrgggh.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

And GT fans prepare for the Miami that was hyped after hanging 38 on this F$U team.

by Techie on Sep 12, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

….looks like Seminole Fluid helped the FSU boys so they didn’t choke on the Cocks

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 12, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that stings. Game of inches, fuck, damn.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew. I’ll take the tie at halftime.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

From the makers of the award-winning “2007 College Football Season” comes the all-new, supremely confusing: “2009 College Football Season: What the Shit.”

/Booming trailer-guy voice

by TJ on Sep 12, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Safeties suck.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Nads! Nads! Yes.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I know everyone’s watching the big game but Georgia and South Carolina have inexplicably combined for 78 points and counting. Garcia driving them for a possible game-winning TD. I can’t believe this is happening.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Great series by the Buckeye defense. The running game is doing nothing. Time to put it on the freshman’s shoulders. Joe McKnight is not Reggie Bush. I hope those comparisons come to a halt.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Garcia fails at the goal line – had a lane for a first down on 4th and 4 but threw it instead, incomplete.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How many more gut-wrenching losses does Spurrier need to endure before he decides to hang it up?

by Skip on Sep 12, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Was switching back and forth between the “big” game and Georgia / So Carolina; some ending there. OBC gambles on fourth down for the win, and Garcia blows it (after an impressive drive). Maybe I’m spoiled by SEC play, but sorta sorry this one is over.The big" game is boring me.yawn.

by TampaGatorGal on Sep 12, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

That one was heartbreaking. . .

by offcampus on Sep 12, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Holly was correct.
Cajuns – 17
Kansas State – 15

by Damon on Sep 12, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Slow clap to OSU’s defense giving up a 90+ yard touchdown drive in crunch time. And then the two-pointer.

by JD on Sep 12, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s going to be a lot of property destroyed in Columbus tonight!

by softbatch on Sep 12, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

@125
How many more gut-wrenching losses does our fanbase need before we lemming ourselves off the nearest cliff?

by JW on Sep 12, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And the pooping in coolers continues in Columbus. I feel sorry for the clean-up crews.

by Anonymous IV on Sep 12, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Barkley did NOT just spike his hair up right after taking his helmet off.

The biggest moment of this life (so far) and he’s worried about how his hair looks? The boy ain’t right

by haybeav on Sep 12, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

So, is OSU still making payments to karma re: the Miami MNC robbery?

by allaha on Sep 12, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, neither USC or OSU looks like a very scary team.

by Josh on Sep 12, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Feels more like an escape than a victory. Wow, what a freshman. Great job by the Buckeye D-Line tonight. I thought SC’s O-line would steamroll them. Old time football Woody Hayes and John McKay style.

by PortTrojan on Sep 12, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, the Pac-10 has commercials to tell us how “hard hitting” and “explosive” their athletes are? Insecure, are we?

by cantcatchuf on Sep 12, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I switched over to the Purdue-Oregon cripple fight, and they’re promoting “Matt Barkley leading USC to a comeback victory.” Jesus Christ.

by Josh on Sep 12, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

136 – I had the same thought. With Jimmy Clausen losing today, ESPN needs a new quarterback to overhype.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 12, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That was pretty reminiscent of the 2005 Texas-Ohio State game. Low scoring, a very loud crowd, Tresselball works for much of the game and then a clutch drive by the road team. That said, ESPN is giving Barkley way too much credit, the running game and the O-line bailed him out.

by John on Sep 12, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think I saw any all that great teams today. It may just be one of those years for the MNC. Florida will be tough, but ther are not unbeatable.

by Meg on Sep 12, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So who had money on Stephen Garcia being the best QB in the night games?

by chg on Sep 12, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Barkley — 15 for 31 for 195 yds, 0 td, 1 int, behind a defense that held the Buckeyes to 13 (extra 2 on the safety). Led a final drive in which he handed off, stepped behind significant O-line pushes, and threw one significant downfield pass.

CLEARLY, MUSBERGER, THE COMPOSITION OF HEROES AND LEGENDS.

To USC in general: thou art mortal, but thou art also victors.

by goephs and owls and craep on Sep 12, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

make that 32 attempts

by goephs and owls and craep on Sep 12, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Plus: Maybe we actually have a quarterback in Garcia and somewhat of a discernible offense.

Minus: Our special teams is “short bus” special, not the good kind of special. Have you seen our baseball?

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 12, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently, Southern Cal-Ohio State was the only sporting event to take place today. Ten minutes into Sportscenter and they are still covering an ugly game.

by chg on Sep 12, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It’ll give me no pleasure to say this, but Florida is going to lay one of the great beatings of the current age on USC in January. If I were Pete Carroll I’d be having nightmares.

by JoeDawg on Sep 12, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m a USC fan, but even though they won, I have to say they didn’t look that great.

But, they did win.

by D-Nice on Sep 12, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

“It’ll give me no pleasure to say this, but Florida is going to lay one of the great beatings of the current age on USC in January. If I were Pete Carroll I’d be having nightmares.”

USC won’t make it. I want them to, but as they’ve done the last 4 seasons, they’ll have a loss, almost (but not quite) play their way back to the BCS title game, and end up destroying their BCS bowl opponent.

by D-Nice on Sep 13, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

(a) Hold on to those Confederate dollars, the South will rise again!
(b) The SEC is the best conference in football!
© None of the above.

by 1865 on Sep 13, 2009 1:09 AM EDT reply actions  

what team had more total yards, more TD’s, converted more 3rd downs, had higher yards per completion AND per rush, higher completion percentage, and made more first downs against Ohio State this season? hint, it wasn’t USC

by GoalieLax on Sep 13, 2009 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Just a question but…how does Musberger speak so clearly with Barkley’s junk in his mouth?

by Phocion on Sep 13, 2009 1:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Meet the new Vols, same as the old Vols !

by BamaCPA on Sep 13, 2009 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

#147:

Because Musberger has had more USC junk in his mouth than Kim Kardashian.

by JoeDawg on Sep 13, 2009 1:44 AM EDT reply actions  

@150- I wish it was A, but I’ll settle for B.

by chg on Sep 13, 2009 3:04 AM EDT reply actions  

+1 Phocion

+2 JoeDawg

by Will Q on Sep 13, 2009 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

To #150

c.

   Really no conference looks all that great. Lots of parity.

by MJRuffalo1 on Sep 13, 2009 3:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Biggest news of the week: After Notre Dame loses, it’s revealed that Lou Holtz’s slobber-fest has actually been caused by a big slice of Charlie Weis sausage in each cheek.

by christianthemormon on Sep 13, 2009 3:48 AM EDT reply actions  

@143, Not to defend Danielson, but at least he usually waits till Tebow actually does something before he loses his mind about it.

ESPN’s history rewriting aside (that was not a particularly well-played game), neither team really looked like it’s going to be able to make it through the rest of the season unscathed. Maybe, but it’ll take a lot of luck, I think.

by TJ on Sep 13, 2009 10:04 AM EDT reply actions  

I think what we learned last night was that USC is eminently eatable this year. It just won’t be a a BigTen team that does it. That said, Notre Dame and Michigan both looked a lot better than anyone expected. Tough break for the Irish, but that game against U$C now looks a whole lot more interesting.

Clausen is for real this year…the Big12 is a one team league for a BCS bid…Colorado belongs in the ACC where terrible football lives.

by Phocion on Sep 13, 2009 10:31 AM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully Orson or Holly tivo’d the ND game, I swear to god there was a perfect shot of Tommy Kilborn in the stands.

That said, good christ what fuckign cockpunch of an ending. I’d blame the refs, but that never works (pass interfence calls my ass).

Oh well. Good game skunkbears. We’ll get you next year.

by Wooderson on Sep 13, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Ohio St. and USC both look like 2 loss teams minimum this year. The quarterbacks both suck!

by Craig on Sep 13, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

ND could win 6 this year and be bowl eligible! They’re just that good! Michigan must be awesome to beat them!

by Craig on Sep 13, 2009 11:02 AM EDT reply actions  

If ND can re-group we can win 10. Nuff said.

I was surprised to see us pull up our pants and get the resolve to come back from a 2-TD deficit, even after such shitty events (we fumbled, missed a FG, numerous drive-killing penalties). I’m hopeful we can make somethign of our season. We shall see.

Care to state your team, Craig?

by Wooderson on Sep 13, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

@157- The worst loss for the SEC is from a 2008 also ran to UCLA. The second worst is Georgia at Ok State. Our only close call is at Washington.

Only one of those losses is embarrassing, but I’m pretty sure UCLA will get more scalps in the PAC-1o than UT will in the SEC. Washington will also win a few PAC-1o games.

I’ll put those three worst results up against any other conference in the country. There may be parity for everyone else, but it hasn’t reached us yet.

by chg on Sep 14, 2009 4:20 AM EDT reply actions  

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