THE GINGER NINJA REMAINS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU

by Orson on Sep 10, 2009 2:01 PM EDT

The Ginger Ninja confuses his opponents in endless ways! First, he is out with an arm injury...BUT THEN HEALS MIRACULOUSLY THANKS TO POOR SOURCING AND NINJA POWDERS!!! He is playing Samurai Chess while you click away at your pathetic Chinese Checkers. He laughs like the butterfly inches above the reach of the hungry snow monkey, forever fluttering out of your crude grasp. HAHAHAHAHAH!!

/applies eight layers of sunscreen

/underthrows deep ball to A.J. Green by five yards

Keep guessing, fools, for the Ginger Ninja is forever ahead and behind you, watching with an invisible eye and an arsenal of cunning. Now, watch as he disappears in a cloud of mysterious NINJA SMOKE!

/walks off screen muttering profanities to self

(Yup: the Ninja will be in the building Saturday as starter.)

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Guess I can’t comment since I’ve never been a ninja nor Ginger

by pic6bamr on Sep 10, 2009 2:05 PM EDT reply actions

“…an invisible eye and an arsenal of cunning…”, okay then…so is he playing or not?

by sb on Sep 10, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

Not a single Broken Cox joke yet?

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 10, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

So we won’t be playing the Cocks with our Cox out after all? We’ll instead be playing with our Cox? So confused.

by MaconDawg on Sep 10, 2009 2:36 PM EDT reply actions

- good point. Swindle may look up tonight to see a drop of poison sliding down a string into his mouth. ONLY GINGER NINJAS MAY DISCUSS OTHER GINGER NINJAS!

by ohiodawg on Sep 10, 2009 2:38 PM EDT reply actions

I hope he saves some of that ninja smoke for when hes in the pocket.

by EDSBS Dawg on Sep 10, 2009 2:43 PM EDT reply actions

“Keep guessing, fools, for the Ginger Ninja is forever ahead and behind you.”

YOU LIE!

Oh wait, no that’s right.

by meatybob on Sep 10, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

Tha Jawja Jinja Ninja thinks you don’t understand what its like…and he’s right.

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 10, 2009 2:58 PM EDT reply actions

ohiodawg,

Possibly, but the drop would travel so slowly Orson would have plenty of time to recover.

General question: Is one game enough to begin making fun of your starting QB’s inability to actually play the posiition of QB and plan on drinking oneself into a stupor each Saturday afternoon to block out any memories of late-thrown helium balls drifting slowly toward their intended targets? What about a running back who falls down when a light breeze grazes his ankle?

by Biggus Rickus on Sep 10, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions