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OPEN THREAD, THURSDAY NIGHT BEES VERSUS EIGHTBALL THE TIGER

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EIGHTBALL THE TIGER SAYS THIS IS YOUR OPEN THREAD FOR CLEMSON/GT NO I'M NOT HUNGRY BUT I WANT TO CALL SOME FRIENDS YEAH LET'S CALL SOME FRIENDS IT WILL BE AWESOME WE'LL ALL GO TO THE MARINA AND STEAL SOME BOATS AND RIDE AROUND AND SHIT I LOVE BOATS THEY GO SO FAST AND THEN WE'LL JUST LEAVE EM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LAKE AND SWIM TO SHORE AND GO GET SOME MORE BLOW FROM MY FRIEND RODNEY HE'S SO COOL THEN WE'RE GONNA PLAY DARTS UNTIL WE PUT TOO MANY HOLES IN YOUR WALL HOPE YOUR OLD LADY DOESN'T MIND ME STAYING OVER ON YOUR COUCH I CAN HEAR MY HEART IN MY EYEBALLS IS THAT BAD?

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Who’s that on his shirt?

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Ving Rhames?

by Double Eagle on Sep 10, 2009 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oliver Purcells. He doesn’t remotely look like Ving. That Tiger does look wired….

by lola on Sep 10, 2009 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s peering into my goddamned soul. KILL IT!

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Oliver Purnell, not Purcells.
I think the T could also pass for Isiah Thomas.

by Husker4MU on Sep 10, 2009 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

makes me want to stay up all night shooting cheese balls.

that’s cocaine and cheese…..

by They call me....Tim on Sep 10, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

That pu$$y owes me ’bout hundred dollars.

by Jimmy Johns on Sep 10, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Now we know what happened to the contact lenses from the “Thriller” shoot.

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

What self-respecting anthropomorphic tiger needs a shirt? Hobbes didn’t need one. Tigger doesn’t have one either. Hell, even Tony just has a pseudo-bandanna-napkin-bib thing.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 10, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Nick cage is NOT a GT fan apparently
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU

by ben hill gryphon on Sep 10, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I imagine after this game ends Paul Johnson will call GTPD, who are long on ammo and short on things to use it on, and reporting his car’s been broken into and the stereo is stolen and a pile of cat shit is in the back seat.

by wfguiteau on Sep 10, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

LOOKS LIKE EIGHTBALL IS PARTYIN’ NOW, B-B-B-BAAABY!!!!!!

WHAT? WHAT’S THAT JUDGE? WHY’S MY NOSE BLEEDIN’? I FELL DOOOWWWWWN!!!

by Cat on Sep 10, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

by Nathan on Sep 10, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Clemson’s wearing their damn all-purple unis. They deserve to lose on that account alone.

by John on Sep 10, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh? What? The Ohio St-USC game isn’t tonight? My bad.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 10, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

God Dang those purples are ugly

by JDAU on Sep 10, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Clemson’s problem wasn’t Bowden. God just hates those colors.

by cantcatchuf on Sep 10, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

does anyone give a shit about the whiteout games anymore? i’m a little tired of em…

by JDAU on Sep 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

“World class speed” doesn’t quite carry the weight it used to since the advent of the Usain Bolt.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m certainly enjoying the blank screen DirecTV is providing me with instead of the game.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEEES! v. Team: Grimace.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Purple suits and blow, Dabo’s taking it back to 1979 on these punkass nerds

by NOLAcane on Sep 10, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

The Grimace getups are a close second to the U of Oregon on the Fug Scale.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

All the teams in the ACC are wacky as hell, but I can’t decide how much Clemson will suck.

Jesus. This is like a Pop Warner game. INT, then fumble.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Derrick Morgan just do that?

by Orson Swindle on Sep 10, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice pick!

by Paragon SC on Sep 10, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, can we get a verdict on the ‘White Out’? Why not a ‘Gold Rush’? Why do you need to color coordinate in order to be loud?

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, JD, me too. My nerd of a hubby, God bless him, has figured it out that there is something wrong with high def ESPN. Try this: If you have a high def receiver, your standard definition channels may be hidden. Go to Menu, then display, and unhide standard def channels. Hope that helps!

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 10, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

INT and fumble on one play, then three and out
ACC football at it’s best

by RayCom Roy on Sep 10, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Goodness gracious. Is that the best Tech can do? Those cheerleaders would make a train take a dirt road.

by Grady on Sep 10, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

and 2nd week, same as first, pitch to the side, HOUSIN’.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Dabo. Don’t you know they run the option?

Touchdown BBBBEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit!!!!! what a play

by RayCom Roy on Sep 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Well this looks to be a geewhizbang kinda game.

Nice blocks.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Raid can’t save you now, Clemson.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 10, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow – 82 yrd TD for GT. It’s like Tommy never left

by Husker4MU on Sep 10, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only Dawg fan that roots for Tech? I grew up in a house divided, I can’t help but root for their sorry yella asses.

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That TD is all on #33 for Clemson. He bit on the QB while 4 guys swarmed him.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I was just wondering if we could get through one goddamn game without one of the broadcasters using the phrase “chess match.”

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I love you Dabo Sweeney.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

That, uh….that didn’t work too well for ya, Dabo.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

i think i may turn it to the NFL program now…

by JDAU on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

EPIC FAIL, CLIMPSON.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Everybody say “backfire”!

Nice coverage, purple.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Clemson blew that coverage….WOW!

by Paragon SC on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

nice trickeration Dabo

by RayCom Roy on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Daaaaammmmn, Clemson.

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 10, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Clemson is dominating time-of-possession. That’s good, right?

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

jeez Dabo, that was a catastrophe. Blowing a timeout, calling the FG punt that fooled NO ONE, shanking the punt, TD

by NOLAcane on Sep 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously, quit being so fucking cute or Paul Johnson will drive that Ramblin’ Wreck straight up your ass.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dabo Swinney, residual BITCH MENTALITY, etc.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

“It’s worse than we thought, gentlemen. The Bitch Mentality has spread throughout the entire university. Call in the CDC. We need a quarantine surrounding the entire goddamn campus, and doctors on the ground for every road game.”

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

All together now….because FUCK Clemson, that’s why.

willykornwillykornwillykornwillykornwillykorn
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by Holly on Sep 10, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Climpson…..BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch!

by Paragon SC on Sep 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Clemson’s RT is getting pantsed every 45 seconds.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

How in the hell is Dabo a D-I coach? Oh wait, it’s the ACC, carry on.

by CenTex Coug on Sep 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Did Clemson think they needed to take Benadryl taking on the Jackets?

by Grady on Sep 10, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

If I’m a Clemson fan, I start drinking tequila liberally so I can forget this game.

Thank you for not hiring Tuberville, Clemson!

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

This game makes my brain hurt.

by psuphiman80 on Sep 10, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice Pick…if it stands….

by Paragon SC on Sep 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I know this is about the game that Clemson apparently thought was a 7:30 central time kick, but this is too epic to ignore. In this article about preps for the OSU/USC game this weekend (http://www.dispatch.com/live/content/local_news/stories/2009/09/10/biggame.html?type=rss&cat=&sid=101&title=Big+crowd+for+OSU+game+prompts+special+plans+for+buses%2C+parking+garages%2C+portable+toilets) ), the following paragraph appears:

“Ohio State hopes so and says it has learned its lesson from big matchups such as the Texas game in 2005, in which cleanup crews found several soiled shorts and a few coolers filled with poop.”

by tbmd on Sep 10, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

This might be the most embarrassing first quarter I’ve ever seen.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh dear…

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL FAIL etc. etc. etc.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m telling you. This is a Pop Warner game masked as legitimate D-I competition.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Paul Johnson just gave Dabo another swirlie.

by Signal to Noise on Sep 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Is stupid the same thing as a bitch mentality? Cuz Dabo kinda stupid, y’know.

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I thanked God for Dabo last year. I’d just like to reiterate that.

by offcampus on Sep 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by CenTex Coug on Sep 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy shit again!!!!!!!!!

by RayCom Roy on Sep 10, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Dabo Swinney:

Wanna get away?

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Unbelievable!….Clemson is imploding!

by Paragon SC on Sep 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ACC refs: paid by the hour.

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking forward to EA’s halftime interview with Dabo:

“Dabo, I’ve never seen such a pathetic display by a football team. Seven-year-olds are better organized than you guys. I don’t even have a question.”

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

@ 75

Is it?

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Johnson just gave Dabo a Dirty Sanchez.

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

So wait, I can’t just show up with my ’Bama bangs without any preparation and win the game?

by Dabo Mentality on Sep 10, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s still the 1st quarter? Oh golly…

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 10, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the Clemson country corollary Congo or Zimbabwe? Fantastically loaded with talent/resources but never able to get their shit together.

by Husker4MU on Sep 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I realize it was Dabo that made the decision, but Willy Korn couldn’t beat this guy out for the starting job?

by CenTex Coug on Sep 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they just compare Tech to Bama? Settle down, fellas.

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn. Although I thought it was a bad hire, I like Dabo.

This seems like it might get ugly.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 10, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Posted by Holly: “All together now….because FUCK Clemson, that’s why.”

Every time you say something like this, my estimation of your attractiveness increases by about 25%.

by chg on Sep 10, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

nice tackling

by RayCom Roy on Sep 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

When Chris Fowler is openly laughing at your poor tackling technique on national television, you need to quit [;aying football .

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

“…do you think about making a stand here?” Really?

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing football. Mavis Beacon fail.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Why do they keep saying spread option? Chris @ Smart Football, help me out.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW, Climpsun, that play Anthony Allen ran is called a crossbuck. Invented circa 1920. Tech hasn’t run it before tonight.

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

The tech band needs to learn to play dueling banjos just for occasions like this when Paul Johnson and his redneck offense are totally ass raping a team.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 10, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

When Clemson is running into the tunnel at the half, if Erin Andrews approaches them too fast they’re going to shreik and cower and clear a path towards the end zone.

by JDAU on Sep 10, 2009 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

@90. Paul Johnson insists on calling it the “option-based spread” and they’re too scared of him to call it the flexbone (which it is).

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

damn, my Clemson + 25 isn’t looking too good right now

by RayCom Roy on Sep 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! I love it when the commentators laugh at the other team

by ramblin' on Sep 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh boy—a capella…

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks #95, now I remember reading that before.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh. The Tigers might have a pulse after all.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Johnson’s offense is a gigantic death wheel lubricated by death juice.

by wfguiteau on Sep 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Johnson calls his offense the spread. They run a lot of option plays from it, but it is a spread offense.

by NavyHusker on Sep 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

‘Spread’ is the new ‘2000’. Remember when every product was called ‘something 2000’? It no longer has any semantic content. Soon we will be hearing ‘they come out in a spread two-tight-end-full-backfield look’.

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that was nice…

by Paragon SC on Sep 10, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Flexbone just refers to the alignment of the backs; they call it spread because of the O-line’s wide splits which spread the defensive front

by NOLAcane on Sep 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you, Atlanta Gay Chorus!

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Nesbit could not possibly have been recruited as a passing QB

by NOLAcane on Sep 10, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Clemson needs to put Cokey the Tiger on the field.

by Sgt. Barwis's Beatdown Brigade on Sep 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow. The "football {is} in three different places simultaneously "? No wonder GT’s offense is so hard to stop.

by chg on Sep 10, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

so no more Kenny or dave?

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

A dropped pass. There’s the Georgia Tech I know and love.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

What 80’s sitcom did they pull that out music from?

by offcampus on Sep 10, 2009 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta love the totally unanticipated golf analogy!

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

109: since you’re missing the midget…..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmFXZK0PXpw

by Grady on Sep 10, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Morgan dropping into coverage on a zone blitz gives me nerd wood.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Johnson will now try to kill the clock until half. A couple series in the second half they will try to score, but then lay back and kill the clock. At least that was his typical strategy while at Navy when we got up big early.

by NavyHusker on Sep 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

“3rd and 1 with CJ Spiller? Rollout, throw it deep back across the field.”

by offcampus on Sep 10, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t worry fella, Eightball and his good friend Rodney will be stopping by the Clemson locker room during halftime…

by Philip on Sep 10, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

“I said here’s a rope, Clemson! Climb up it, and I’ll help you out of that hole!”

Clemson: “You want me to wrap it around my neck? And hang from it?”

by Orson Swindle on Sep 10, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Ricky would be PISSED if this was bama getting beat this bad

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

In case you missed it, Clemson has two really fast players.
It’s not like espn to miss something so insightful; I hope everything is ok in the booth.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 10, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

What is the record for points/minute of offense?

by NavyHusker on Sep 10, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

time to try throwing in bounds

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 10, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody, just take a knee, already…

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

John Heisman coached a game on his wedding day.
They should have graven the statue in the image of his pimp hand.

by JDAU on Sep 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Why the midget wears a hat…

http://www.tmz.com/2008/10/17/no-shoes-no-hat-no-problem/

There is, however, no explanation for drawstring pants or puka shells.

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, the Steelers are on…what to do, what to do…

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 10, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

For GT, every pass is a “Hail Mary…” Except when the kicker slings it…

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Paul Johnson visibly disturbed by Erin Andrews.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Who throws the football better: Josh Nesbitt or Reggie Ball?

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess GT is using the ‘sawed-off’-shotgun set. The field of fire is pretty much anywhere downfield.

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, SuperJew. Nesbitt will SURELY improve. All quarterbacks do over the course of 4 years.

Right?

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Which has more hip-hop street cred? GatorAde? Or the G2Gs?

by Golden Hand on Sep 10, 2009 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Next commercial, flip over to the Clemson versus Clemson game on NBC.

by JDAU on Sep 10, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Naw, that’s actual good defense instead of total incompetence. Even Nesbitt thinks that Spiller’s halfback option pass was bad.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Also has anyone noticed that the highlights in the ACC’s commercial are all from in-conference games? I guess you would have had to go back a ways to find some highlights against any other team.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Loved being in that student section.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice math there Jesse.

by offcampus on Sep 10, 2009 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

@136, no way there are plenty of great highlights for Richmond and William & Mary.

Wait, my bad, dyslexia made me read CAA vice ACC.

by NavyHusker on Sep 10, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Did anyone else hear Fowler claim that the eggs of the Beluga whale make for good eating, or did I hallucinate it?

by cockblocker on Sep 10, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Staying poised? Three guys jumped offside, but the backup center didn’t snap it.

by chg on Sep 10, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is a perfect representation of ACC football. Fuck my life.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I need that guy from The Princess Bride to bust into my room right now, scream out “INCONCEIVABLE!”, and leave.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

“I didn’t even know there were white whales.” Craig James, cetacean racist.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 10, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson, Craig James hates Herman Melville and obviously doesn’t believe Ishmael.

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

They switched jerseys at the half, right?

(It looks like another Russian Roulette season in the ACC. Oy vey,)

by SuperJew on Sep 10, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I hear correctly that Beluga Whale eggs are delicous? Stop recreational whale torture now!

by Col. Ingus on Sep 10, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m stuck at home with the swine flu and passed out after the first quarter. Did I miss anything?

by Charm Offensive on Sep 10, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

is that Rick James on his shirt?

….cocaine’s a helluva drug

UNITY

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 10, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it possible to have a negative QB rating? Stay tuned!

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 10, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

This game is a perfect example of why lots of points doesn’t equal quality. Take note, hyperventilating national columnists who thought the FSU/Miami game was epic.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

  1. Fowler did say Beluga whales make the best cavier! But how did he know they are first sodomized by sturgeon?

That nasty tiger looks like the one that robbed and pistol-whipped me last week at a convenience store! I can tell by the eyes.

by EastHoustonPondwater on Sep 10, 2009 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

1 for 11? Those are Buck Belue numbers….results may vary.

by Charm Offensive on Sep 10, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Good to see Tech getting its… um… wax? nectar? together.

by JD on Sep 10, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else get the feeling that Johnson was shaving points by calling all those Nesbitt passes? There can’t be a football reason for that, can there?

by TJ on Sep 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

NavyHusker & Super Jew,

Have you seen this one? ACC bottom-feeding at its finest!

http://dontfirealgroh.com/wordpress/

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

horrible holding calls…..both of them.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 10, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Penalties seem to be the only form of defense for either team tonight.

by Col. Ingus on Sep 10, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Johnson goes from being an entertaining and innovative coach to playing for the field goal in one game…
Damn, I wish I could hit a draw like that with my driver!

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

not only tonight, Col. Ingus, but last Monday night as well.

I must admit, as long as these ACC teams play each other, it’s pretty entertaining. They all are equally as mediocre.

by Mich-Placed Gator on Sep 10, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to step into your throw, Kelso.

by Brock Sampson on Sep 10, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Kicker as player of the game… Can we just transfer the BCS berth to the WAC now? Good night all!

by Whoa Nelly on Sep 10, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, ACC defenses are looking pretty WACky so far this season.

by Col. Ingus on Sep 10, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

That was pretty nasty. I thought they were supposed to have a good secondary. I guess I am spoiled watching UF.

by Tim on Sep 10, 2009 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah you absolutists can have your talk of grandeurs and wonders. for any GT fan, tonight was magical.

go jackets. sting ’em. helluva helluva helluva engineer. time to throw down now. great game, clemson.

by nick black on Sep 11, 2009 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, no review of a gazillion posts. Dabo was outcoached, plain & simple.

But Clemmons might be the class of the horrid aaa cee cee.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 11, 2009 12:56 AM EDT reply actions  

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