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BILL STEWART TWEET OF THE WEEK

Bill Stewart, from his Twitter feed, and plated up without further commentary for your viewing enjoyment:

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Stewart has a kind of Joe Bidenish charm to him, like you really could get a phone call from him out of the blue on Sunday night. Orson? Hey, Bill here. I just got this "Nash Bridges" collection on DVD, and the wife's let me off the hook for the evening. Don Johnson is one smooth ol' ace, ain't he? You bring the pork rinds. I've got some Keystone in the fridge. See you at eight. And don't lie: you'd be jealous if we told you we had spent Sunday night just hanging out watching Nash Bridges with Bill Stewart, because it would be kind of awesome in an "I played cribbage with George Jones" kind of way.

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…jealous? No. Skeeved out and wondering your motivation for actually going…just a little. Just sayin’…

by sb on Sep 9, 2009 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I pitched pennies with Lou Holtz has a nice ring to it, too.

by Eric on Sep 9, 2009 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Bill Stewart would be perfect if anyone decided to start remaking old Andy Griffith episodes

by beckett929 on Sep 9, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it Bill, don’t you know that Mountaineer nation drinks every time you tweet the word “Lads”.

by wvurugby on Sep 9, 2009 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch out for that Bill Stewart – with his clock management skills, he might kick you out after 15 minutes or you might end up staying the night… you never know.

by gosouthgohard on Sep 9, 2009 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of “Jerry Clower” versus Beyonce for Ole’ Coach Stew…

by Touchdown74 on Sep 9, 2009 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

When you say “Biden-like,” does that mean he plagiarized that Tweet?

And, it really has been far too long since I’ve heard a good Jerry Clower reference.

by JW on Sep 9, 2009 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Probably just had the i-pod on shuffle.

Maybe he does absolutely love her, but the cynic in my wonders if the PR dept @ WVa had a hand in making ol’ Bill look a little less like his hobby is mixin’ up shine in the woods.

by ohiodawg on Sep 9, 2009 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Bill Stewart now is what Pete Carrol will be like in 20 years. I know I’m wrong, but part of me wants to be right about this…

by vegas_buckeye on Sep 9, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I hear Bobby Bowden psyches himself up every morning with gangsta rap and Slayer.

by JD on Sep 9, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I played pinochle with George, not cribbage. He smokes good chronic.

by Brizzle on Sep 10, 2009 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Cribbage with Geoorge Jones? No way. Shoot the tail off the donkey is more like it.

by yoyofutbawl on Sep 10, 2009 7:02 AM EDT reply actions  

More like I played mumbly peg with Ray Charles.

by bkm on Sep 10, 2009 7:21 AM EDT reply actions  

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