CURIOUS INDEX, 9/8/2009

by Orson on Sep 8, 2009 9:32 AM EDT

Truly, madly, deeply.

Our sommelier recommends you pair it with a '97 Savage Garden for maximum ironic pleasure. Miami racked up 386 yards through the air, which is yes quite good for Jacory Harris, but also confirms what you thought in preseason: Florida State's secondary is deliciously spongy and light, like angel food cake that gives up critical pass plays with regularity. (This is quite nice, too.)

We would call it "The Speedy Apostles." Andy Hutchins does some multilingual backflips over the banzai/bonsai package Florida has installed, something they're probably saving in full for the Tennessee game. This is very exciting, so much so we can only describe the possibility of Florida running a hurry-up in Japanese terms: "Bushu-bushu," or the noise of a bra being unclasped and boobs bursting forth.

Mike Bobo, just rubbing AJ Green with a diaper. Paul insists the problem with Georgia's offense is Mike Bobo not getting the ball to AJ Green enough, but first you have to get it there, and if you watched the Ginger Ninja throw the ball in live action Saturday, and what we have here is a failure to levitate (the ball from Cox's hand to Green's hands.) Remember: he has to get close to get the throwing stars into his victims.

Call it the Siragusa. Sure, Coleby Clawson felt bad about landing on Sam Bradford, but he did demonstrate a key talent for white guys in the NFL who aren't offensive linemen: the ability to fall on a quarterback and seriously injure him.

"Leavitt going crazy LOL got 2 go 2 game." USF players were tweeting during player meetings and on the bus on the way to play Wofford. They may have been tweeting on the field considering how shoddily they played against the Terriers, but...hey, someone check and see if Jameel Sewell has a Twitter feed, and if it says "OMG worst. night. ever. Just threw third pick to lose to William 'n Mary LOL."

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That Miami/FSU game had everything. Except form tackles.

by ChasingMizzou on Sep 8, 2009 9:38 AM EDT reply actions

And there was a great cacophony as if a thousand people googled bushu-bushu at once.

by Scotthany on Sep 8, 2009 9:40 AM EDT reply actions

Well, looks like I can tell Bobbay to GET HIS LIVER-SPOTTED HANDS OFF MY MOM.

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 8, 2009 9:42 AM EDT reply actions

Let’s hope the ginger ninja was suffering from the flu. Otherwise, it’s big trouble. Passing motion reminiscent of Terrelle Pryor last year.

Cincinnati is at least pretty good, so the question is how awful is Rutgers?

by ohiodawg on Sep 8, 2009 9:49 AM EDT reply actions

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How much does Greg Schiano wish he had accepted one of those higher profile jobs he was offered a couple years ago?

It’s as if he forgot he was coaching at Rutgers or something. 100 years of suck and he thinks he can turn the whole thing around forever. Serves him right.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 8, 2009 9:51 AM EDT reply actions

Also, I googled “bushu bushu” and all I found was this video of Gene Chizik….
What gives?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2mG-2PbiUo

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 8, 2009 9:54 AM EDT reply actions

So, the dissertation on “BIG TELEVEN INTELLIGENCE AND YOU” by Terrelle Pryor is coming later?

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 8, 2009 10:05 AM EDT reply actions

I tell you what, Randy Shannon has got to be some kind of badass football genius to realize that if the best way to use all that rad offensive talent he’s stockpiled over the last few years was to actually install an offense.

Perhaps Rutgers can deviate from the old-school Miami/Shula era Alabama run-the-ball-for-two-yards-on-first-and-second-down-then-throw-an-errant-pass anti-defense once they clean all that blood and Santorum off the field this week…

by King Cockfight on Sep 8, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions

the Miami – FlaSt game was just one more nail in Bobbay’s coffin – when will FlaSt figure out he needs to retire?

by WarChiziken on Sep 8, 2009 10:38 AM EDT reply actions

Rutgers opponents new theme for this year:
“Go Get Your Shinebox”

Rutgers=Spider in Goodfellas….smartass that gets shot in the foot, smarts off again, and gets killed point blank…yeh that about sums what I saw yesterday.

by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 8, 2009 10:40 AM EDT reply actions

Bobby Bowden is really just like that old cat that continually shits on your rug all while steadfastly refusing to die. When, oh when will the day come that somebody tosses Bowden’s rigor mortised corpse into a dumpster with a gong-like thud?

by JW on Sep 8, 2009 10:50 AM EDT reply actions

Is anyone else – besides me – worried about the refs’ newfound love of personal foul penalties (hitting “defenseless” receivers)? They obviously blew the call in the OSU/UGA game. I’m guessing Major Wright will see his share….along with Jenkins. And heaven help the teams that have Ron Cherry officiating.

by hobeg8r on Sep 8, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions

I was really hoping for a fully animated .gif of the backup QB’s transition from orgasmic joy into confusion and then finally into depraved sadness.

Freek, where are you?!

by UFmegood on Sep 8, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions

And how ice cold is Jacory “Afro Butterfly” Harris? Everyone else on the sidelines went nuts when that pass was ruled incomplete, and dude just stands there with a blank expression.

by UFmegood on Sep 8, 2009 11:28 AM EDT reply actions

@ 14

How ice cold? THIS ice cold: http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/166384/jacory_medium.jpg

Cooler than bein’ cool.

by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 8, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions

@13
Go to the Sporting Blog and you will see one of Freek’s finest efforts. Simply a classic.

by ben hill gryphon on Sep 8, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions

Did anyone else catch Jimbo Fisher picking his ear with his pen, looking at it then flicking whatever was on it off? God that was awesome

by DJLYSOL on Sep 8, 2009 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

That UGA personal foul makes one wonder if the Big XII refs ever seen hard hitting defenses. It’s like they were thinking “that hit was so hard, it just has to be illegal”.

by meatybob on Sep 8, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions