HAPPY LABOR DAY FROM CHRIS RIX
The EDSBS team has several updates. First: Chris Rix sucks forever, but since his tenure overlapped with NAME REDACTED’s reign of error over Florida football, we cannot offer many substantive highlights of him sucking against Florida. It’s the little things like this that make Missouri dropping a safe on our former life curse/coach on Saturday so pleasing. Blaine Gabbert, doing the lord’s work one embarrassingly easy pass at a time. Tebow thanks you, son.
In lieu of this, please accept the Seventh Floor’s touching tribute to Rix, starring the Miami defense, failure, and a disturbing man-baby with deep compassion and a cherubic face.
Second, the Alphabetical returns for installment one of the 2009 season tomorrow morning. That should blow a good morning’s dawdling, so you can thank us in advance for blowing an eighth of your four day work week. You’re welcome.
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JD says:
I’m amazed that every time there’s a brutal, crotch-kick loss in this series, it’s always Florida State on the short end. Let’s see, 1987, 1988, 1991, 1992, 2000, 2002, 2004 (in the Orange Bowl game), and tonight.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
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NativeSon says:
What I shall take away from tonight’s matchup is we have two coaches: one who constantly wears a headset yet never utters a single word into it. And one who wears a headset only to utter a single word into it: “Whahappened?”
That, and the fact that F$U’s linebackers and secondary seem to have no earthly idea why they are standing around on a big field all dressed alike.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
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Gshamgod says:
UM wins and covers. Florida, not so much.
September 7th, 2009 at 11:45 pm
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allaha says:
Re: 49 — yes, it is remarkable that during the last sideline conference between the OC and QB — the one where the final play would be called, which in turn would determine who would win — Bowden did not participate in the conversation; he couldn’t even be bothered to walk the short distance to where they were standing and listen.
September 8th, 2009 at 12:56 am
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bustya in the ass says:
this ain’t enough. it’s labor, git to laborin. first weekend of Division frickin one man. it’s DIVISION FRICKIN ONE. Now give it to me like you forgot our safety word, dammit!!!!
September 8th, 2009 at 1:13 am
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headsigh says:
Jacory Harris, promptly after winning, sought out Christian Ponder and then ATE HIS BRAIN.
September 8th, 2009 at 8:22 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Damn, I was at least looking for one sucker punch so I could say ” Now, that’s what I’m talking about. You come into our house, you should get your behind kicked. I was about to go down the elevator to get in that thing.”
September 8th, 2009 at 9:30 am