NIGHT SHIFT: THEY CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
by Holly Anderson on Sep 5, 2009 7:01 PM EDT
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Bring it on home, you princes of Maine. NO SLEEP 'TIL ROWDY CAJUNS SACK SEATTLE.
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Sweet Jeebus, Orson. That’s high-octane Nightmare Fuel.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus H. Murphy. If you thought the Kenney Chesney intro was bad you should see the Rascal Flats abortion the Big Ten Network is using. Wowzers.
by Big Jon on Sep 5, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions
Harvey Unga. Now that there is a great football name. His uncle, Captain Caveman, was a find inebacker.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 7:06 PM EDT reply actions
Kenney Chesney? Rascal Flatts?
What, were LoneStar or Creed unavailable?
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions
Man, Sam Bradford was more fun to watch when Dunlap was bodyslamming him, cant BYU do that?
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:10 PM EDT reply actions
Wow. Didn’t think Chucktown South would cross midfield today.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
Bradford needs to get the mothballs out of his face.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions
poor, poor CS QB I think spikes just killed him.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
that was Quick, oh well time to watch the mormons try to take OU.
by socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions
quick Impressions, BYU is a very, very white team- this is how football must have looked back when ND was relevant.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
Hey, why didn’t we schedule Charleston Southern instead of playing at Boise
by AZDuck on Sep 5, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions
auburn kicks a field goal. now all we need is for La Tech to get a safety and we’ll be good at 3-2.
by JDAU on Sep 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Please tell me Wondy’s starting because of swine flu or something
by socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions
Azduck- Because Blount would have killed someone after the loss then.
by socratisilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions
Every other word out of Dave Archer’s mouth is SPEED. Jesus, I get it already.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions
White? I guess so. But isn’t BYU’s team 1/3 Pacific Islander too?
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions
For the record, I would not buy a used car from Guido, Archer’s partner in the booth.
by Grady on Sep 5, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions
In case you are wondering, the fighting Chiziks are down 7-3 to LaTech. Everybody, ‘deep breath in’, and….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
If you’re looking for D Thompson next week, he’ll be in the pit vomiting profusely.
by Grady on Sep 5, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions
LOL Auburn.
Tubberville will likely be the next coach at Miami. He must be loving this.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions
Nice Drop Deonte, now the Gators might have to punt.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
Wow. Didn’t think Chucktown South would force a punt today.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like this is my comment home for the night games. Doc Saturday thread has devolved into a couple of guys with YouTube level insight talking to each other. After seeing Cox, I’m starting to think 7 points might be enough for South Carolina to get to 2-0.
by chg on Sep 5, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions
If USCeast wins next week, look for a Georgia fan to try and force Spurrier’s car off of the road at some near date in the future.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions
Great Char So can burn Wondie and he has to hold, awesome seriously.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions
chg-
Not to hate on Doc’s place, which I LOVE (just in case Holly is waiting in the wings with a dagger), but their commentariat, as with most of Yahoo/Rivals places are one shade above message-board-intelligence.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions
Holly, you owe me another dinner. I just lost the one I worked on all day after seeing that picture.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
give AU some credit- the offense is looking great marching down the field, and the only reason La Tech drove the field was due to AU giving them back to back facemask penalties and a B.S. pass interference call- otherwise would have been a punt and 10-0.
i think the new offense is looking really good.
by JDAU on Sep 5, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
Rainey!!!!!!!! makes you want to say “Percy who?”
by RayCom Roy on Sep 5, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions
@chg
7-6 FTW. Ellis Johnson be praised.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
BBS, you really think I’m gonna defend Y! commenters? I thought we were friends, bro.
by Holly on Sep 5, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Hey now BBS if Rainey gets white girls for Char So he’ll be too tired to play next week.
by socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions
We’re on delay here, but further confirmation: yes, white girls for that gentleman.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 5, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions
Huh, wasn’t Trattou supposed to be on OL this year?
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
Naw Holly, as we have documented several times, your commenters are idiots to say the least, I was saying that that doesn’t reflect on the content that y’all put out.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Not 100% white bread, though. He was getting caught by a Buc.
by Grady on Sep 5, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions
Any shot of Charlie Strong succeeding Spurrier is sunk. Two years ago, he was probably a second option behind Skip Holtz. After EJ’s work with the defense, Strong is at best a distant third.
I like country music, even some country dismissed by music snobs who swear they love real country, but not “that crap produced by Nashville.” I still wish someone would wrap that midget in bacon and feed him to a pack of starving wolves. The guy lives in the Caribbean and is a bandwagon Red Sox fan!
by chg on Sep 5, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions
kind of an ugly game BYU-OU, just penalty tastic, and if the Coug hadn’t muffed a punt its probably 0 all.
by socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions
Socraticsilence-
Most of what I’ve heard is that he turned out better at DL than OL. That being said, he’s so good that he could play both ways. I think Maurkice is coming out soon, with Mike replacing him at center. The OL is pretty stout, so I don’t see any reason to put him in there now.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
#43
No, Florida is going to fire Urban Meyer and promote Charlie Strong to HC.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah the only thing that scares me is if Wondy’s actually starting and this isn’t just a Char So thing.
Also what’s with all the Pacific Islanders on BYU is it a religion thing because I worked the summer after I graduated HS in Salt Lake and its not what you’d call a culturally diverse city or state.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions
#47
Religious thing. Lots of Mormon missionaries in the Pacific.
That, and the skiing in Utah.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
obnoxious commentators on ESPNU jsut showed the highlight of Tebow scoring and couldn’t stop praising his excelence. IT WAS A 2 YARD SNEAK! jsut because Tebow does it doesn’t make it better. "WOW- AND DID YOU SEE THAT PISS HE TOOK AT THE HALF? HE SURE DOES PISS BETTER THAN THE “NORMAL” PLAYERS"…
by JDAU on Sep 5, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions
my mancrush on Spikes is going to reach Reggie Nelson levels.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
I didn’t think there was any way I could have become less pumped up than I was, but then that Goddamn Kenny Chesney song came on and…….
by haybeav on Sep 5, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
Please do another liveblog soon. The Doc’s is run by children.
by This Guy on Sep 5, 2009 8:02 PM EDT reply actions
Just got back from the Ed Jones Dome, where hundreds of people on the Metro train were chanting “CHASE WHO? WHASE WHO?” after seeing the debut of Gabbo. He can do the hully-gully, imitate Vin Scully, and throw for over 300 yards and 3 touchdowns.
And @#47: The LDS Church has historically had a very active missionary presence in the Pacific Islands/Hawaii (they even have a BYU campus on Oahu), so that’s where they come from.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 5, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
and can they please stop announcing everything as “the first _________ of the season”?
it’s the first game of the season. we get it- it’s the first punt/touchdown/penalty/blahblahblah.
by JDAU on Sep 5, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
It’s official. Even I’m sick of the Tebow love. I really want to like the guy. He pisses off the right people (F$U and UGA). He does good work off the field, and he can sure run the spread.
But, If EVERY SINGLE THING he does is treated like the Wedding at Cana miracle, then boy howdy I’m losing patience quickly.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions
i wanna game on the Video board at Texas Stadium, that’s a halftime prize right there- 5 minutes of NCAA 2010 on the big screen.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if Bud Light waited till Billy Mays’ corpse was cold in the ground before they greenlit that ad campaign………
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions
It could be worse, folks. You could have watched the entire Syracuse/Minnesota game (featuring PAM WARD and RAY BENTLEY) and learned everything you ever wanted to know about Greg Paulus and Christian Bros. Academy while completely ignoring an alleged football game in front of them. Did you know that Paulus was potty trained at 14 months? I do now. Thanks ESPN!
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
Demps- Because turbo buttons do exist in real life.
by socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions
They also have a decent sized Samoan community in parts of Utah, again due to Mormon mission work. A friend coached HS ball there for a year, and he said the half dozen Samoans were the only thing that kept him from crying everytime he reviewed film.
by chg on Sep 5, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions
JDAU: You may not like it, but he’s the best thing goin’ tuh-day!
by Grady on Sep 5, 2009 8:10 PM EDT reply actions
O/U on Brantley taking over in this game?
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions
Oh Brent, I’m getting drunk just listening to you.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions
@57: I couldnt agree more. I have always respected him as much as is possible considering hes a Gator but its starting to get obscene. His Johnny Moxon speech on gameday today pushed me over the edge into full blown backlash hater mode. He seems like a great guy and all but he sounds like a retard everytime he opens his mouth and the USC/Leinart are the best team ever treatment the world wide leader is giving them is starting to become intolerable.
By the way, I find it hilarious that a guy with a 2/7 TD/INT ratio is being discussed as a credible reason why VT could win this game.
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
they just said Major Wright “came off the hash” does this mean he put the pipe down for the whole game or just that play?
by RayCom Roy on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Brantley has to come in soon. This is just silly now. I’ve switched to the Bama scrimmage.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
“This Guy” wasn’t kidding… we need a new liveblog.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
Sooners better hope the Mormans keep shitting on themselves, because they damn sure can’t stop them.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions
c’mon BYU quit false starting- there’s going to be 100+ penalty yards at the half in this game.
by Socraticsilence@hotmail.com on Sep 5, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Oh man, look at the box top haircut B. Deadrick has!!! Kid ‘N’ Play yoooo!!!!
by haybeav on Sep 5, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
@72: great call, between that and shaking off a gunshot wound to play in a football game a couple days later hes becoming one of my favorite players in a hurry
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
It’s criminal to leave Julio that open…Criminal, I say
by haybeav on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Shit, Carl Johnson is hurt, but he’s walking off the field….
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Im slightly creeped out by Musberger discussing Julio’s shoulders
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions
Will either the Big East or ACC lose their conference challenge with 1-AA?
by chg on Sep 5, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
Denny Hamlin should have run his car into the wall at a 140 today while Brent was in the car with him
by RayCom Roy on Sep 5, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions
either BYU’s defense is much better than people thought or OU’s offense has taken a step back. BYU is just outplaying OU they better not screw this one up.
by Socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions
Hey guys did you know Aaron Hernandez is from Bristol CT?
by KYGator on Sep 5, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
Riley Cooper’s doing his tear up an early season opponent thing- it’ll be fun seeing him on the sidelines during SEC play.
by socraticsilence on Sep 5, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Musburger is right above me. I’ll try to get a picture.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 5, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions
Chick-Fil-A pitch during the game itself? Nice.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions
What in the name of Jozy Altidore is the US Soccer team doing playing a world cup qualifier right now? Is the goal to make sure people dont ever become soccer fans in this country?
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions
IDK about the US. Seems like Sunday would have been the obvious choice. I would watch any of the other six days of the week.
by chg on Sep 5, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
OU nation holding its collective breath as Bradford walks off the field with a lame throwing arm
by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions
Brandon James FINALLY gets a kickoff for TD!!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions
Does anyone know who this “Sam Bradshaw” Mark May was just talking about is? I wonder if he’s playing against the “Max Bradford” that Reece Davis mentioned.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 8:37 PM EDT reply actions
Shoulda gone pro, Sam. Hindsight and all that.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions
Sam Bradford should have never had that flitting summer of love with Colt McCoy over the past several months. “How big is YOUR bass?”
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
What is it with horrible country songs and college football on TV this year? Yes we all know about Rascal Flatts on the Big Ten Network and Kenny bleedin’ Chesney, but honestly I think the ACC promo’s song is the worst of all of them.
And as I type this, Va Tech just scored. Helluva stiff-arm.
by Turd Ferguson on Sep 5, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
The hardest hit Roberts took on that return was from the flimsy Chick-Fil-A sign behind the end zone.
And because it needs to be said – BEAMERBALL
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
ZOOOOM! And here come the Beamerball references.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 8:43 PM EDT reply actions
For the Record. Virginia is currently DOWN to William and Mary 16 – 14 with 13 min left in the 3rd quarter.
Maybe they’ll finally fire Al Groh this year.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
El Salvador is playing beamberball, 1-0 over the US
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:44 PM EDT reply actions
The penalty on VT here is rank bullshit. Just rank fucking bullshit for miles.
by Orson Swindle on Sep 5, 2009 8:47 PM EDT reply actions
Goddamn, that is a bullshit call. Is this football or high school girls titty slapping?
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 8:48 PM EDT reply actions
Beamer employing the Herm Edwards Memorial Timeout Strategem.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
I see ESPN did not learn from their mistake last year when they hyped the shit out of USC-tOSU and it ended up being a ful-on ass kicking.
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions
Why can’t they let Chris Knight or James McMurtry make an intro song?
by Herb on Sep 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
I think Brent just set a world record by trying to sum up the game while it was still in the first quarter.
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
ACC Reps: So…what do we improve our conference’s football image?
John Swofford: I know! WITH FIDDLES!!!
by Tar Heel Mania on Sep 5, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions
I wanna hear Kirk tell Brent, “Call me Herbie one time and I’ll punch you in the face”
by RayCom Roy on Sep 5, 2009 8:57 PM EDT reply actions
Tyrod Taylor completes a pass, they should stop the game to present him with the game ball
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
@ 121
At least have some sort of recognizable person/band…Who are those guys?
The lead singer looks like Billy Ray Cyrus’ brother
by haybeav on Sep 5, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions
Todd Blackledge needs a better tailor. His jacket is too big.
Sprained AC joint is an injury that hurts like hell. It didn’t affect my strength or range of motion, but then, I’m not a QB.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
Jozy “Beamerball” Altidore with a goal in first half stoppage time 2-1 US
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
Just want to tell you that donfirealgroh.com is up and running again. Hillarious shit every year.
Also, Modelo Especial is tough to drink without tacos or guac.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
You mean that’s NOT Billy Ray Cyrus?
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions
That reminds me, Harris…Where does Todd intend to tempt Mike Patrick with meat and grease tonight?
by Tar Heel Mania on Sep 5, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions
Tar Heel Mania-
Shit, I totally forgot about that. That’s the only segment that ESPN does well.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions
My God. Landri Jones’ mustache. It screams “I’m late for my shift on the Tilt-A-Whirl because the Camaro wouldn’t start and I had to drop my girlfriend’s baby at her mother’s and my baby’s mother was late picking up my son.”
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
I would like to nominate Oklahoma qb Landry Jones for moustache Wednesday.
by JPN on Sep 5, 2009 9:04 PM EDT reply actions
Stop. Do you mean to tell me that a QB named LANDRI JONES is making his debut in DALLAS?!?
by Tar Heel Mania on Sep 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
William and Mary extends their lead to 19-14.
ACC! ACC! ACC!
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
I can’t take VT’s qb seriously with a name that sounds like auto parts.
by Capsicum on Sep 5, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions
wow… Bill and the Bitch gonna knock off… errr… defeat Virginia… how sad is that
by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2009 9:08 PM EDT reply actions
@ Tar Heel Mania: Good question. Since they’re in Dallas, I’m sure Michael Irvin can suggest someplace with good food and clean ladies.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions
And by fever, I mean a few sniffles and a temperature of 100.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions
I told O that the Bill Lynch/Al Groh showdown should be for the right to live. And now that Wm & Slut have beaten Groh, maybe they’ll consider it.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
No one dies from ACC Flu, but you’re permanently in a state of confusion and languid action.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 9:12 PM EDT reply actions
ACC Fever: Symptoms include 7-5/8-4/6-6 record and 21-17 scores.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 9:14 PM EDT reply actions
Only a handful of people catch ACC Flu every year, despite the huge number of vaccines available.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
If the field was 20 feet wider, Taylor would be AWESOME.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 9:15 PM EDT reply actions
Fuck, LSU plays Washington tonight? Its gonna be a long night. /breaks out the Sparks
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 9:20 PM EDT reply actions
How many weeks until the VT defense beats Taylor with a socks filled with bars of soap?
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
If there is a Hell, and I unfortunately find myself there, I think it will consist of me being strapped to a chair watching an eternal loop of Olive Garden commercials.
Oh, and ACC football.
/topical
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 9:22 PM EDT reply actions
Oh, for fuck’s sake. It’s a fucking building, people. It’s a monument to Jerruh’s ego. Let’s move the fuck on.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
All 19 points as a result of the kicking game – Coach Beamer is having an orgasm RIGHT NOW.
by Herb on Sep 5, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions
Also, Duke currently trails Richmond.
Their rebirth has been postponed apparently.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 9:25 PM EDT reply actions
@Harris…
yeah, Bama D gonna be doing the same thing if he keeps throwing crap like that
by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
I’m sure glad Swofford was able to destroy ACC basketball in his quest for BIG TIME FUTBAW.
by Herb on Sep 5, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions
An offensive touchdown? Beamer just lost his wood.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 9:34 PM EDT reply actions
Sigh. The week is even worse than last one.
UVA and Duke are going down to D1-AA teams. NC State gets shamed at home by the offensiveless Gamecocks. Wake loses to Baylor?!!?
For the love of Pete, pull the upset Maryland!!!!!
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
You mean Florida might not cover the 10-touchdown spread? Charlatans.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions
“Fun fact trivia” from UF game: Tebow once sang onstage with Kenny Chesney… I mean, I know he liked him, but that?
I don’t know what to say…
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 9:44 PM EDT reply actions
Horrible, Inexcusable Upset Dept.:
Richmond 21, Duke 9 (4th)
Kansas State 21, UMass 17 (4th)
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
Can someone explain to me how BYU players have bunches of pride stickers on their helmets if this is week 1?
by TheMightyErik on Sep 5, 2009 9:53 PM EDT reply actions
Nick Saban does not have sideburns. What the fuck is up with that?
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Saban’s dead shark eyes frighten me…and BYU could pull an upset…and hoping LSU eviscerates WA….that might cheer me up.
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
BYU is knocking on the Sooners’ door. And the Sooners are turning out the lights and hiding.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions
@166
Not “Pride” stickers, “Wive” stickers . . .
by EricksonsDesignatedDriver on Sep 5, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
@ 169 – extra points for using “eviscerates” at this late hour!
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by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 9:59 PM EDT reply actions
14-13 BYU with three minutes to go. War 30-year-old players!
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions
If BYU wins, I’m willing to bet they’ll blow the game to Tulane next week.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions
Flipped over to the Sam Bradford show….oh wait…and just noticed the mustache on Landry Jones. I feel violated.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions
“Moves the pocket to find a different point to launch it and gets it into his tight end.” I’ll check with the stenographer for confirmation on that quote.
by Grady on Sep 5, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions
When did Snidley Whiplash start QBing for OU?
by Beerded Tiger on Sep 5, 2009 10:15 PM EDT reply actions
You can’t win with a mustache like that.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions
Sooners lining up for a 54-yard FG with the punter.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Well, Kerwin Bell didn’t do so bad with that ’stache.
by Grady on Sep 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
IS that the BYU team playing “boomer Sooner”? That’s hilarious
by roaminggator on Sep 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
SHORT. Women all over Utah will go unbeaten tonight!
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
BYU’s going out for beers after this one.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t know how optimistic you can be when your team is losing 62-3, but Charleston Southern has every right to max that out.
by This Guy on Sep 5, 2009 10:19 PM EDT reply actions
“Or whatever they say in Provo” – nice. Real nice.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
Brad Nessler has got to stop using the word “shocker.”
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions
- - I think you means going out for Coca Cola.
by roaminggator on Sep 5, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions
Charleston Southern has played impressive all night for the skill/athletic disparity between the teams. I’m happy we have another tune-up game before UT.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Max Hall: Gee wilikers, that was a spirited contest! I’m going to go home and just squeeze the HECK out of my girlfriend’s hand.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions
Joseph H. Smith! I don’t believe it. This Sooner hater is naming my first born Bronco fo sho.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
@#195 – What do you mean? Next you’ll tell me that they won’t be dancing in the locker room.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 10:25 PM EDT reply actions
Bronco Mendenhall smart smart smart, Bob Stoops dumb.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions
WWL reporting Bradford may be out 3-4 weeks.
by Beerded Tiger on Sep 5, 2009 10:29 PM EDT reply actions
Colt’s going to have spoon with poor Sam tonight. Boomer Spooner.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions
Maryland@Cal. The Battle of Superfluous Stripes.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 10:32 PM EDT reply actions
LSU should not be allowed to have 10:30 kickoffsl. Baton Rogue drankin’ for a west coast kickoff probably looks like Bon Temps after the devil lady took over and everyone is eating human flesh and shooting each other
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions
I personally can’t wait for another installment of Davie Jones’ Locker!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
#207,
Obviously, from the akwardness of the interview afterwards.
by Herb on Sep 5, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
OU admin should have known better than to schedule a neutral site game, especially in Dallas.
It’s like the Germans asking to move a battle to Stalingrad.
by chg on Sep 5, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
@BurritoBros. – Are you some sort of masochist? You’ve got to be one sick fuck.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions
My eyes must lie: Washington is moving it against LSU?
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:41 PM EDT reply actions
Shit, WA is moving against LSU…the SEC is crumbling before my eyes…
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
hmm, this year in CFB may be more average than 2007.
by Meg on Sep 5, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Washington scores first? It’s the end of the world. End of the fucking world.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:47 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t forget Ohio State pulled the same shit…..we cajuns take a minute to get settled…..where’s the gumbo?
by grinch on Sep 5, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Ingram accidentally hit the circle button there.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
Tomorrow, after the hangover goes away, will begin building bunker.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:48 PM EDT reply actions
We must stop Armageddon before it starts: nuke Seattle.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions
LSU was supposed to cheer me up, not freak me out!!!! Where is Lesticles?
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
The Juan De Fuca plate could shift suddenly. I’m just saying….
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Washington is a tough place to play, that place is LOUD
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Why does it feel that Alabama is ahead by 10 or so when they really trail by one?
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions
This Bama-VA Tech game is settling into “punting is winning” territory.
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions
If Bama loses to Tech, I hope they fall deep into the basement of the SEC West. There they should remain, unable to embarrass the SEC again.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions
This is PRECISELY why we played Charleston Southern.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
When did WA learn to tackle? It IS Armegeddon……….
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
Is there an earthquake in Seattle? The cameras are shaking like hell.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions
And Maryland STILL can’t find a QB. Woooooo
ACC is going to be a 3 way race between VT, GT and perhaps UNC.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
If Bama isn’t careful they’ll get a hat trick.
by Crabapple Buck on Sep 5, 2009 10:56 PM EDT reply actions
tyrod’s mom must have been an auto mechanic. i had a busted tyrod on my car once.
by bulletproof sweatervest on Sep 5, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
Commercials on both ABC and ESPN at same time SUCK.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 10:57 PM EDT reply actions
I dunno, for SEC fans commercials may be the best thing going on at the moment.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions
Someone in Seattle has to get an “I’M ON A BOAT” banner set up for when the cameras scan Lake Washington.
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions
If they hold LSU, I am also going to build a bunker.
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
@240 – Good point. Allows me more time to get more alcohol to numb the pain.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:01 PM EDT reply actions
Seriously?!!! what the fuck is going on? Did I cross into some time-space contiuum where the SEC sucks?
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions
TD TiDe
Bama remembered they can run the ball after long passing plays.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:05 PM EDT reply actions
Well, the Tide might keep the hope alive. Still, it doesn’t bode well if our only BCS victories are against the ACC.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:06 PM EDT reply actions
Order is steadily being restored. AND I FUCKING HATE IT!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
The disadvantages of the LSU LB corp being faster than Washington’s entire team.
by Herb on Sep 5, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Bama runs one in, Tigers with a pick 6…and order is restored to the universe…
by nolaexpat on Sep 5, 2009 11:08 PM EDT reply actions
Order has been restored…at least momentarily as LSU and the Tide scored and tilted the scales…still feeling wobbly, tho.
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
I KNEW some of the ole sticky icky would turn it around for the Tigers!
by Beerded Tiger on Sep 5, 2009 11:09 PM EDT reply actions
Techie -
It’s Union Bay which opens up into Lake Washington. It’s late, we’re both right.
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 11:10 PM EDT reply actions
Bama-Va Tech might be the longest game in history. I think they kicked off Thursday.
by Harris on Sep 5, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Our first four games aint looking so brutal after today. Bradford could be out and Tyrod Taylor still cant complete a pass
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions
Totally cool. I’ve been drinking bourbon and Sam Adams Octobefest since 3pm this afternoon.
I expect to be wrong frequently by now.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:15 PM EDT reply actions
LSU’s defensive problems last year may have been a tad more complex than having two coordinators…
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, Maryland/Cal will probably finish before VT/AL does.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t sound the all-clear….WA is driving down the field and on the fucking 7 yard line…I am losing my mind…..
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:16 PM EDT reply actions
Well, the Dawgs sure sucked ass, NOLAcane. Maybe it’s just me, but that game just left me with nothing positive to say about ’em.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions
Nearly twelve hours of game time and two hours of Gameday, we are still here!!! EDSBSers come conditioned damn it!!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, Burrito, Mark Richt should take a lesson from us.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, except for a 2 hour stretch. My laptop has been welded to my lap.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions
Nothing positive to say? Really, Believe me that D looked ten times better than last year, especially considering the top passrusher was suspended.
by Meg on Sep 5, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
The Ghost of Ty Willingham did that. I seen it.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Well, damn, I suppose God doesn’t feel up for Doomsday tonight. LSU recovers a fumble!
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
@BBS – We run a grind-it-out system. We’re always ready to go.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions
Jesus, the Bama game is STILL on? FINISH THEM!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
@Harris…you are also correct…the AL-Va Tech game will not end and at this rate it will be over just in time for Monday Night Football.
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, Meg, I’ll give on that. I’ve just got a burr up my butt about the coaching right now. I’ll be nicer in the a.m.
by Miss Hown Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
ABC’s primetime lineup: Designed to make your head hurt so fucking bad that you give up and go watch “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”
by JD on Sep 5, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
This has been the best opening day of football I can remember. Big matchups and great games all day long
by NOLAcane on Sep 5, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
@NOLAcane – It would have been 10x better if Navy had just run it up the middle.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:29 PM EDT reply actions
I swear Saban’s hair was darker when this game started
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Have VT and Bama forgotten that they’re defensive-based teams?
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Why do the Husky uniforms have satin on their tummies??? (My 12 year old daughter wants to know…)
by Cry Me a River on Sep 5, 2009 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Cheer up, Hokie fans. I’m sure they’ll be more fumbles and whatnot.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions
NOLAcane-
Totally agree. I’ve wanted to either watch or know what’s going on in pretty much every game today. Parity is really starting to show in D1 football.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions
I am a lone SEC fan in the NW and have mouthed off all week about LSU kicking WA’s ass…this is not going well.
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions
Normally, I’d revel in your pain, jamiedawg. But…….taking football crap from Northwesterners? That’s too much.
Geaux tigers!
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions
Zone blitz > Blake DeChristopher
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
jamie – you might want to grab a flight back down south while you can still get out alive.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Breaking news: Nick Saban need his Caffeine Free Coke too, apparently.
Brent Musberger is going to shotgun some Natty Light.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
Northwesterners are surprisingly feisty…work is going to SUCK if this keeps up. Already will get grief for the GA debacle and now this SHIT….LSU just fumbled…maybe I will take a flight out.
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:38 PM EDT reply actions
I just noticed Musberger has become Summerall. With 30% more lucidity.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
I take that back. I think Musburger has already had a few. He’s laughing a bit too much.
by Techie on Sep 5, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions
Stand strong, Jamie. They won’t fight you because that would mean they’d have to put their coffee down!
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
jamie- you could embrace a favorite Seattle tradition: break windows and burn shit! Turn the Puget Sound into the Ring of Fire!
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
I get to see Jahvid Best in person in 2 weeks. I do not believe this is a good thing.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 11:40 PM EDT reply actions
Musburger acknowledges his alcoholism, Florida wins, and the football landscape is Fat-Man’d and Little Boy’d. Not a bad day if I do say so myself.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:43 PM EDT reply actions
BBS – I don’t know about you, but those Japanese presents might start hitting close to home if Washington pulls the upset.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions
Realization: Alabama-VT game outscored BYU-OU and Oregon-Boise combined.
What does that even MEAN?!
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions
I hope LSU realizes that Washington hasn’t won a game since 2007. This is poor.
by Joe on Sep 5, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
Did I read that correctly? They outgained them by almost 350 yards? How was this even close?
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 5, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions
I CANNOT believe LSU is tied with an 0-12 team….and cantcatchuf….what does this mean? Who am I?
by jamiedawg on Sep 5, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
well, at least Herbie is waxing so eloquently on Bama, he forgot to mention Tebow.
The only thing that completely bugs me about Bama is they are still cheating in recruiting. It came to the attention of other programs during the summer camping season.
by meg on Sep 5, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions
So the ESS EEE SEEE….. I Don’t Know What You Did Last Summer, but I Want to Fucking Know.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
UW better win the Pac 10. I expect an un-fucking-defeated season.
And LSU – I expect mass hari-kari.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 5, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions
If LSU loses, I’m buying stock in bourbon.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 5, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t worry, SEC fans. You won’t hear any squaking from me about the "superiority’ of the Big Televen.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 5, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions
Yay! It’s officially Sunday morning (on the east coast) and LSU just scored. Mimosas anyone?
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 6, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
I was wondering. . . how many miles did LSU travel????
by Kip on Sep 6, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions
Were the Tigers just awarded a walk off TD? We were busy in the studio…
by Beerded Tiger on Sep 6, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions
If I don’t see sunlight in the sky, it’s still straight whiskey time.
by Techie on Sep 6, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
God can’t allow Washington to win on a Sunday, right? It would be just too particularly blasphemous… I hope..
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
Whoa. Just saw myself in the mirror for the first time today and I look as if I’ve been watching college football and drinking for 12 hours.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 6, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
IF YOU HAVE TO THOROUGHLY EXPLAIN THE NAME BEHIND YOUR SEGMENT, YOUR SEGMENT SUCKS
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions
Okay, does Disney have a new Pirates of the Caribbean in the works??
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:07 AM EDT reply actions
From what I can tell, Davie Jones’ Locker is just the same shit the two guys do the whole fucking game. That’s worse than Jefferson Pilot.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 6, 2009 12:08 AM EDT reply actions
Man, anyone watching Cal? Their two RBs are unreal.
by Joe on Sep 6, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions
Cheers to the lone ULM fan in Manhattan for getting me into the LSU event. Hook ’Em.
by bevonyc on Sep 6, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Make breakfast or take a shower at halftime? Hmmm….
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 6, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions
Bob Davies is just fucking stressful and WORSE than Jefferson Pilot. and if you have to explain the segment…it does SUCK. I can’t believe this game is close. I hate the Pac-10.
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2009 12:12 AM EDT reply actions
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You must not have read France’s return policy. All sales may be refunded or exchanged within 205 years of purchase. After that, you can only get a gift card or store credit. And we already figured out how to make their baguettes and get at their wine and cheese, so fuck it.
by JD on Sep 6, 2009 12:13 AM EDT reply actions
Miss Horn Dawg…make breakfast! sausage! toast! Yum!
by jamiedawg on Sep 6, 2009 12:14 AM EDT reply actions
336 – Well, do you think we could pawn Louisiana? Trade ’em to Cuba for cigars?
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:15 AM EDT reply actions
We should already have Cuba, but those dang 19th Century GOP do gooder doves screwed it up.
by chg on Sep 6, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
This Maryland-Cal game looks like last year when Cal came east and looked like they didn’t know what time it was. Except, the complete opposite of that.
by JD on Sep 6, 2009 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
Jamie, I took a shower. I barely resembled a woman, so something had to be done. Maybe breakfast after the game!
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 6, 2009 12:23 AM EDT reply actions
I think the Cuban soccer team would play UW better than this LSU team.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:25 AM EDT reply actions
Damn, the PAC-10 is really proud of their softball titles.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:30 AM EDT reply actions
Just saw the “defenseless receiver” play again on retread. PIssed me off worse. The receiver’s hand is still on ththe f’n ball. How the hell are you supposed to defend a pass if you can’t hit the receiver as he tries to catch the pass? Next time, R".
by Meg on Sep 6, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Pac-10, home of more championships than any other conference.
I guess all those UCLA and Stanford men’s diving and fencing championships DO count, I guess.
by Techie on Sep 6, 2009 12:31 AM EDT reply actions
Hell, just run through the ref and say you were trying to avoid “unnecessary roughness” on the defenseless receiver.
by meg on Sep 6, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
After 1 week:
Cal- ^
Washington- ^
BYU- ^
BCS Busters- ^
Alabama- ^
Ohio State- v
Georgia- v
Oregon- v
ACC- v
Big Ten- v
Any others?
by chg on Sep 6, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions
@chg
I think Oklahoma is moving in a decidedly downward direction.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 6, 2009 12:34 AM EDT reply actions
Charleston Southern- ^ surprisingly. They looked better on offense than Oregon and NC State!
by Tim on Sep 6, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions
And @meg
Yes, that call was a pitifully pusillanimous pile of pig poo.
Alliteration is fun.
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 6, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
Even ESPN.com’s commercials reek of East Coast bias.
Lions: OK, Penn State.
Tigers: LSU, makes sense.
Bears Ca — wait, fuckin’ Baylor? (record scratch)
by JD on Sep 6, 2009 12:36 AM EDT reply actions
Oh, yay, LSU is still doing their best to slander the SEC.
And do the cameramen have Parkinson’s?? Whats up with the shaking cameras?
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:38 AM EDT reply actions
Really loud crowd + creaky old stadium = shaking camera platforms.
by JD on Sep 6, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
The shaky cameras are actually due to the constant earthquakes. At least that’s what I hear happens on the west coast.
by Tim on Sep 6, 2009 12:40 AM EDT reply actions
One other observation on the day: I find the “prairie dog” look to the sideline by an offense at the LOS the most annotying thing to watch. I just find it the most unbelievably dipshit move. Hi, I am a football player and can’t read a D. Seriously, a D1 QB should be able to read defenses in their sleep. They shouldn’t need “Daddy” to prompt them on the sideline.
by meg on Sep 6, 2009 12:50 AM EDT reply actions
Yeah, loved Okie State’s Hooked on Phonics shit.
by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 6, 2009 12:54 AM EDT reply actions
LSU may redeem themselves (to a degree) yet
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 12:57 AM EDT reply actions
So thats what being juked out of your jockstrap looks like!
by Beerded Tiger on Sep 6, 2009 1:00 AM EDT reply actions
Why does someone continue to pay Pete Fiutak to write about cfb? He claims “everyone” will say BYU only won because Bradford was knocked out. He seems to go out of his way to stress that will be the story, even while saying it is an unfair take.
If Bradford tripped getting off the bus, people might say that. He was knocked out on clean play by a BYU player that beat his man to hit the quarterback. That’s part of the game. The story is OU couldn’t move the ball (even before the injury) against a D that was unable to stop quality opponents last season.
by chg on Sep 6, 2009 1:01 AM EDT reply actions
You think anyone’s ever gotten sunburn from sharing a booth with Bob Davie?
by chg on Sep 6, 2009 1:10 AM EDT reply actions
Every team in Pac-10 beat this WA team by 40 points last year. This is stupid.
by durrr on Sep 6, 2009 1:11 AM EDT reply actions
Locker just needs to hand off to himself, throw to himself, and block for himself.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 1:16 AM EDT reply actions
Have to love those PAC-10 officiating crews.
by cantcatchuf on Sep 6, 2009 1:18 AM EDT reply actions
The guy impeded his path to the ball. It’s a penalty.
by durrr on Sep 6, 2009 1:19 AM EDT reply actions
Oh fuck…………
Now it’s to late for LSU to be playing football?
by meth crazed hobo on Sep 6, 2009 1:25 AM EDT reply actions
MWC fans are quickly becoming the most annoying out there. They’re like the teenager that reads the first couple chapters of a philosophy textbook and suddenly becomes insufferably preachy to more knowledgeable adults. Teams in the SEC, Big 12, and even Big Ten beat top shelf opponents every year.
Also, the PAC 10 apparently has a rule that DL are limited to two hand touch on QB’s driving to make the score more respectable.
by chg on Sep 6, 2009 1:53 AM EDT reply actions
Well I started at nine in the morning CST and have made it to the end of the LSU @ Wash. game with out taking a break.
by Anonymous IV on Sep 6, 2009 1:53 AM EDT reply actions
Where am I? What day is it? Where are my pants?
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Sep 6, 2009 1:59 AM EDT reply actions
It appears that Bob Stoops does not have a “bowl game” problem. Bob Stoops has a “teams I’ve never coached against” problem.
by MrRedDevil on Sep 6, 2009 2:41 AM EDT reply actions
Evander Holyfield in drag will haunt my dreams, and be my children’s.
by This Guy on Sep 6, 2009 2:46 AM EDT reply actions
My best best friend just got married and I just came out to one of my closest high school friends and all I can say is what the fuck happened to Georgia ?? Evil Richt my ass!!
by mikey on Sep 6, 2009 3:43 AM EDT reply actions
LSU outgained by 150 yards by a previously 0-12 team and saved by penalty yards and turnovers….
If I was LSU, I would go back to not travelling, they shoulda lost that game.
by janus09 on Sep 6, 2009 2:59 PM EDT reply actions
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