OKAY, LAST ONE, WE SWEAR

by Orson on Sep 4, 2009 11:46 AM EDT

Just a simple Falcon Punch, and we'll let LeGarrette Blount go.

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Evidently Bryan Haut tapped him on the shoulder and said, “SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU!”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

by The Fake Gimel Martinez on Sep 4, 2009 11:54 AM EDT reply actions

Maybe Blount could plead temporary insanity and blame it on listening to the Kenny Chesney song:

“This is our moment/This is our time/And we ain’t holding back, we’re laying it all on the line/This is our destiny/It’s our night to shine.”

I wanted to punch someone after I heard it.

by hobeg8r on Sep 4, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions

@2: And now I want to punch YOU in the face for making me read the lyrics.

by der schatten on Sep 4, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions

der schatten – Thank you. The defense rests……..

by hobeg8r on Sep 4, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions

On the opposite side of the spectrum:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/03/mississippi.bus.hero/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

Falcon punching young girls… who wield guns on a bus.

by piyachi on Sep 4, 2009 12:16 PM EDT reply actions

Kaleb Eulls “…defensive end quarterback”. I love high school football. Good to see he was using the whole skill set to help the kids.

by Tha_Twizlah on Sep 4, 2009 12:37 PM EDT reply actions

Glass jaw.

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 4, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

Nothing says Idaho like white guys in headbands. The worst part is you know when he was in the locker room before the game he adjusted it in the mirror and said, “Now I’m ready.”

Whata Douche.

by EDSBS Dawg on Sep 4, 2009 12:39 PM EDT reply actions

and just what quaint little vidgame does this “Falcon Punch” originate from?

by WarChiziken on Sep 4, 2009 1:13 PM EDT reply actions

Ok, so the Boise State roster lists Hout as a 6-0 foot 240 lb defensive end.

Blount catches him with a punch to the jaw that glances off towards the chin.

Seriously — how does he go down from that?

by jd4au on Sep 4, 2009 1:23 PM EDT reply actions

@ WarChiziken:
The F-Zero Japanese cartoon, but better known from the video game Super Smash Brothers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw

by Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart on Sep 4, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

@#2: My God, I’ve heard American Idol coronation songs less cheesy.

by the ex-croominator on Sep 4, 2009 1:28 PM EDT reply actions

This bends the metaphysical realm of awesomeness.
From now on it should be mandatory that after every sub-par football game someone gets punched.

Who is gonna be the first main stream media guy to stick up for Blount’s actions on account of how much fun it was to watch? They will earn my respect forever.

by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 4, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions

@ Kecalf – That actually makes me angry that there wasn’t a punch after the NCSU/USC game.

by Willy Mac on Sep 4, 2009 1:54 PM EDT reply actions

This is the most publicized punch of a Bronco since “Mongo” in “Blazing Saddles.”

by JW on Sep 4, 2009 2:12 PM EDT reply actions

The AP says Hout won’t be suspended. My favorite part is this line:

Instead, Petersen will spend time with Hout this week to help him learn from what happened.

“Son, you got knocked out. Keep your helmet on next time.”

by Tim on Sep 4, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

I still think when Schwarzenegger got drunk and knocked out that camel in Conan was a much better fist to face delivery.

by Willy Mac on Sep 4, 2009 2:25 PM EDT reply actions

#15, nice!!! Except the Bronco in blue did not fall in the opposite direction of the punch.

by Anonymous IV on Sep 4, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions

@16 – Instead, Youngstown state will receive the death penalty.

Damn the WWF for cross promoting football with scheidt like kenny Chesney.

by ohiodawg on Sep 4, 2009 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

“Evidently Bryan Haut tapped him on the shoulder and said, "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU!"

This comment has had me in stitches. Im in the faculty lounge at the University I teach at with 20 other instructors looking at me like Im crazy. OMG LMFAO

by Heifner on Sep 4, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions

I’m really crushing hard on the universe right now for giving us this.

by haveagreatday on Sep 4, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions

@13 isn’t obvious? Jason Whitlock! Black guy punching a white guy-right in Whitlock’s wheelhouse

by samsquantch on Sep 4, 2009 5:17 PM EDT reply actions

Both assclowns got exactly what they deserved: Blount suspended for the season for being a thug, Hout embarassed on national TV and YouTube for being a piece of shit.

by Art Vandelay on Sep 4, 2009 5:24 PM EDT reply actions

Nice dad joke #15.

Re: The Chesney song—You guys need to back away from the ledge. No it’s not a Grammy winner, but it’s not the end of Western civilization either. Chill the f out.

by Raider Red on Sep 4, 2009 5:54 PM EDT reply actions

Raider Red I’m older than dad @15 and I hate rap. I’d rather listen ALL of it than the hermaprodite known as Kenny Chesney. He sucks for AIR.

by Not the Mama on Sep 4, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions

why does Capt. Falcon’s taunt sound like “show me your boobs”?

by rgw on Sep 4, 2009 6:53 PM EDT reply actions

This comment has had me in stitches. Im in the faculty lounge at the University I teach at with 20 other instructors looking at me like Im crazy. OMG LMFAO

Heifner—I’m guessing your subject area is not English. I’m just sayin…

by EdHoo on Sep 5, 2009 6:31 AM EDT reply actions