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1
The Fake Gimel Martinez says:
Evidently Bryan Haut tapped him on the shoulder and said, “SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU!”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
September 4th, 2009 at 10:54 am
2
hobeg8r says:
Maybe Blount could plead temporary insanity and blame it on listening to the Kenny Chesney song:
“This is our moment/This is our time/And we ain’t holding back, we’re laying it all on the line/This is our destiny/It’s our night to shine.”
I wanted to punch someone after I heard it.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:58 am
3
der schatten says:
@2: And now I want to punch *YOU* in the face for making me read the lyrics.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:03 am
4
hobeg8r says:
der schatten – Thank you. The defense rests……..
September 4th, 2009 at 11:06 am
5
piyachi says:
On the opposite side of the spectrum:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/09/03/mississippi.bus.hero/index.html?iref=mpstoryview
Falcon punching young girls… who wield guns on a bus.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:16 am
6
Tha_Twizlah says:
Kaleb Eulls “…defensive end quarterback”. I love high school football. Good to see he was using the whole skill set to help the kids.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:37 am
7
Mr Dizzle says:
Glass jaw.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
8
EDSBS Dawg says:
Nothing says Idaho like white guys in headbands. The worst part is you know when he was in the locker room before the game he adjusted it in the mirror and said, “Now I’m ready.”
Whata Douche.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:39 am
9
WarChiziken says:
and just what quaint little vidgame does this “Falcon Punch” originate from?
September 4th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
10
jd4au says:
Ok, so the Boise State roster lists Hout as a 6-0 foot 240 lb defensive end.
Blount catches him with a punch to the jaw that glances off towards the chin.
Seriously — how does he go down from that?
September 4th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
11
Marshawn Lynch's Injury Cart says:
@ WarChiziken:
The F-Zero Japanese cartoon, but better known from the video game Super Smash Brothers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFtw7qW7Vcw
September 4th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
12
the ex-croominator says:
@#2: My God, I’ve heard American Idol coronation songs less cheesy.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
13
Kecalf Bailey says:
This bends the metaphysical realm of awesomeness.
From now on it should be mandatory that after every sub-par football game someone gets punched.
Who is gonna be the first main stream media guy to stick up for Blount’s actions on account of how much fun it was to watch? They will earn my respect forever.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
14
Willy Mac says:
@ Kecalf – That actually makes me angry that there wasn’t a punch after the NCSU/USC game.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
15
JW says:
This is the most publicized punch of a Bronco since “Mongo” in “Blazing Saddles.”
September 4th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
16
Tim says:
The AP says Hout won’t be suspended. My favorite part is this line:
Instead, Petersen will spend time with Hout this week to help him learn from what happened.
“Son, you got knocked out. Keep your helmet on next time.”
September 4th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
17
Willy Mac says:
I still think when Schwarzenegger got drunk and knocked out that camel in Conan was a much better fist to face delivery.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
18
Anonymous IV says:
#15, nice!!! Except the Bronco in blue did not fall in the opposite direction of the punch.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
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ohiodawg says:
@16 – Instead, Youngstown state will receive the death penalty.
Damn the WWF for cross promoting football with scheidt like kenny Chesney.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
20
Heifner says:
“Evidently Bryan Haut tapped him on the shoulder and said, “SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU!”
This comment has had me in stitches. Im in the faculty lounge at the University I teach at with 20 other instructors looking at me like Im crazy. OMG LMFAO
September 4th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
21
haveagreatday says:
I’m really crushing hard on the universe right now for giving us this.
September 4th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
22
samsquantch says:
@13 isn’t obvious? Jason Whitlock! Black guy punching a white guy-right in Whitlock’s wheelhouse
September 4th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
23
Art Vandelay says:
Both assclowns got exactly what they deserved: Blount suspended for the season for being a thug, Hout embarassed on national TV and YouTube for being a piece of shit.
September 4th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
24
Raider Red says:
Nice dad joke #15.
Re: The Chesney song–You guys need to back away from the ledge. No it’s not a Grammy winner, but it’s not the end of Western civilization either. Chill the f out.
September 4th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
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Not the Mama says:
Raider Red I’m older than dad @15 and I hate rap. I’d rather listen ALL of it than the hermaprodite known as Kenny Chesney. He sucks for AIR.
September 4th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
26
rgw says:
why does Capt. Falcon’s taunt sound like “show me your boobs”?
September 4th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
27
EdHoo says:
This comment has had me in stitches. Im in the faculty lounge at the University I teach at with 20 other instructors looking at me like Im crazy. OMG LMFAO
Heifner–I’m guessing your subject area is not English. I’m just sayin…
September 5th, 2009 at 5:31 am
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mattain says:
If you’re gonna talk smack, don’t turn your back.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:05 pm