LEGARRETTE BLOUNT WILL HAVE THE FULL-CALORIE INSANITY, PLZ
Legarrette Blount FALCON PUNCH!!!
Video after the jump. He’s as completely suspended as Byron Hout was completely bitchmade by Blount’s sucker punch. Unsportsmanlike? Oh, certainly. Dirty? Completely, yes, but shit, would you so much as step on Blount’s shadow without his permission now? Somewhere he and Ron Artest are walking through a suburban mall right now punching people in the face randomly and talking about how awesome smoothies are.
“They’re the shit.” BLA-DOW!!!
[/concussed fifth grader punched into fountain]
“No doubt. And with the immune blast? I gotta have my immune blast, dawg.” SPLA-KOW!!!
[/48 year old science teacher punched into Banana Republic plate glass window]
It’s terrible, but if Blount’s intent was to walk a-feared through this world like Mike Tyson and Ray Liotta forever, earning calls for the National Guard for routine traffic stops because this motherfucker is totally crazy, then yeah: mission accomplished, baby. That’s WWE heel script-reading portrayed perfectly.
1. The angle we call “BITCHES GET STITCHES:”
2. The angle we call “Disturbing Involuntary Facial Expressions”
In review: Oregon is as bad as Phil Steele says they would be, and don’t ever, ever fuck with Legarrette Blount.
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Tim says:
I’ve watched the animated GIF about 1000 times at work now (it’s mesmerizing) and it’s pretty clear some of the BS players try to respond to Blount, like #41 on the left side of the screen reaching at him, but one of the assistant coaches is right there.
Plus, the dance moves probably disoriented them long enough to make an escape.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:01 am
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Tanner says:
I’m just realizing this, but what did we expect? It’s Boise State and Oregon. The only way things could possibly have been worse is if LSU and West Virginia were to take the field next. I’ll tip my hat to Miami-FIU for doing the damn thing, but if I were to pick teams with big fight potential, these two we be at the top of my list.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:05 am
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JP says:
Have to agree with #49. Blount talked shit to the press before the game and then got dropped for a safety, got dropped for a loss on 4th and 1, and rushed for a total of -5 yards. You go public with your smack talk and then get punked all night long and you just have to man up and listen to whatever the douchebag on other team has to say, because you brought it on yourself.
Nothing about this makes Blount look badass. Rocking a middle linebacker on 4th and 1 to pick up a 1st down makes you look badass. Punching out a dude who wasn’t looking just makes Blount look like a bitch. Dancing about it after your team just got smoked is even worse.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:22 am
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An 'eer with a beer says:
What’s up with the projected LSU-WVU hate? I see the ultimate get-together of fans more like a reunion with family you never knew you had, but immediately see the resemblances. Surely cajuns and hillbilles are a perfect example of identical twins separated at birth, with one raised in backwoods swampy places and the other raised in backwoods hilly places.
Disdain for authority, fondness for uncustomed liquor and unusual cuisine are only three of the no doubt many traits they have in common.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
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Will says:
The Boise State player deserved to get knocked the fuck out. He was acting like a douche. It’s just too bad Blount couldn’t collect himself and leave the stadium after dropping the hammer. Blount deserves to get suspended, but not for the punch itself–for the circus that continued during his trip out of the stadium.
September 4th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
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ricky cool says:
future inmate blount really showed his stuff !
what i like is how he gets so mad afterwards (because he knows he is fucked) that he goes on a rampage with teammates and fans.
his future is bright!
September 4th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
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meatybob says:
In my mind, there is no doubt that if Blount is booted off the team (or suspended indefinitely) that it is because of his antics after the punch, not the punch itself. Considering the scenario, I think the punch, while not positive, is still forgivable. Afterward, not so much.
September 4th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
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squibby says:
I cant stop watching Chris Peterson in that .gif.
I’m an Oregon fan. Saddest day of the program. I would rather be bitchmade by Wake Forest.
September 4th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
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haveagreatday says:
@54 – Only pidgin french separates us. May I be the first to welcome you and your couches.
September 4th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
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Matthew says:
As an LSU and Oregon fan (which means the drive up to Husky Stadium with both teams’ stickers on my car will be fuuuuun)…
We’re often known for “Tiger bait, tiger bait, Tim Tembow sucks! Hey, want some food?” Yeah, every team has bad apples. But most LSU fans are not brawl types.
I’m confused by UO fans who want Blount around still, but he was not “tapped on the shoulder” as some mainstream media is saying, nor was it a “sucker punch.” He got shoved and trash talked, and them immediately yelled back and punched the guy within about a half second. Yeah, his helmet was still on, but given that he was set off enough to punch the guy, did you expect him to remove his helmet and gloves and prepare for a round of fisticuffs?
The football was like the sportsmanship. Boise wasn’t really great about either; they just looked a lot better because Oregon was so awful.
September 4th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
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Golden Hand says:
@54. The only problem with that scenario is that hillbillies fear and hate all outsiders, including those semi-mythical foreigners from the next county over. Expect no welcome, flatlander, even if you do sleep with your cousins.
September 4th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
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Reg says:
Lawrence Phillips, then there was Maurice Clarrette and now Blount. See a pattern here? And speaking of Lawrence Phillips anyone else noticed that it was Scott Frost former Neb player and now Oregon coach who draged Blount off to the lockerroom. Wasn’t Scott frost who had to drag LP of his girlfriend. Lawrnce Phillips broke into Fros’ts apartment a few years back and went nuts after he caught his GF in bed with Frost. And now here is Frost braking up another fight with a college RB gone nuts.
September 4th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
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An 'eer with a Beer says:
@61
You are mistaken. Hillbillies welcome outsiders, as long as they keep their hands off the womenfolk and don’t mind the occasional blindness brought on by too much lead in the still plumbing. Being from the next holler over is no more a problem than being from the next bayou.
Didn’t you ever read “Rocket Boys”?
September 4th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
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NewAZTiger says:
I want to know if anyone saw Mr. T in the Boise St. Uniform when they panned back to Glass Jaw after the Blount tirade.
September 4th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
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chg says:
I don’t have much of a problem with the punch to the Boise State player. He was asking for it.
I do have a problem with the crazed attempt to charge into the stands. I wish Blount had ignored the fans and gone into the locker room after dropping the Bronco DL. I’d be really curious to have seen the suspension then.
September 4th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
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Defender90CA says:
Blount is a hothead (without a cfb career now) and Byron Hout is a d-bag extraordinaire. Trash-talking the other team in the media prior to the game happens all the time. Personalizing it, walking up to the guy, putting your hands on him, and taunting him in the face as he’s walking off the field may lead to one getting clocked, or, perhaps, Houted from this point forward. I have all faith that Coach Petersen’s announcement that he “will spend time with Hout this week to help him learn from what happened” means something more than removing the toy from Hout’s Happy Meal.
September 4th, 2009 at 11:21 pm
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mutant says:
Who is the BSU assistant coach who separates the Bsu players from Blount? anybody know?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
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Slide says:
Blount did not have to walk that close to the stands and he did not have to stare down a group of drunk belligerent fans after he just sucker punched one of their own.
The guy is a classless thug and revealed himself as such.
October 7th, 2009 at 11:23 am