LEGARRETTE BLOUNT WILL HAVE THE FULL-CALORIE INSANITY, PLZ
Legarrette Blount FALCON PUNCH!!!

Video after the jump. He's as completely suspended as Byron Hout was completely bitchmade by Blount's sucker punch. Unsportsmanlike? Oh, certainly. Dirty? Completely, yes, but shit, would you so much as step on Blount's shadow without his permission now? Somewhere he and Ron Artest are walking through a suburban mall right now punching people in the face randomly and talking about how awesome smoothies are.
"They're the shit." BLA-DOW!!!
[/concussed fifth grader punched into fountain]
"No doubt. And with the immune blast? I gotta have my immune blast, dawg." SPLA-KOW!!!
[/48 year old science teacher punched into Banana Republic plate glass window]
It's terrible, but if Blount's intent was to walk a-feared through this world like Mike Tyson and Ray Liotta forever, earning calls for the National Guard for routine traffic stops because this motherfucker is totally crazy, then yeah: mission accomplished, baby. That's WWE heel script-reading portrayed perfectly.
1. The angle we call "BITCHES GET STITCHES:"
2. The angle we call "Disturbing Involuntary Facial Expressions"
In review: Oregon is as bad as Phil Steele says they would be, and don't ever, ever fuck with Legarrette Blount.
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I was kinda hoping the Boise St Players would pile on him, leaving nothing but a shredded jersey.
by Capsicum on Sep 4, 2009 2:57 AM EDT reply actions
I am thinking a celebrity death match between Blount and Woody Hayes would be a classic.
I also like how the Boise St players around Byron Hout really had his back, like way back in Coeur d’Alene. #2 was like here is my smoothie, sir!
by MV3 on Sep 4, 2009 3:03 AM EDT reply actions
Yes, I just copied my comment from the previous post, but I just thought it should be here also
doghawk says:
So, I always kinda thought that Scott Frost was kind of a badass due to the whole trap option bulldozing he did as a Husker (a sort of proto-Tebow if you will), then playing as a DB and special teamer in the NFL was pretty cool too, but badassery was completely confirmed by how he manhandled Blount when he tried to go into the stands there.
September 4th, 2009 at 1:31 am
by doghawk on Sep 4, 2009 3:04 AM EDT reply actions
The point is, as completely batshit as Blount seems to be now, and yes, I would be terrified to be in the same state as he, I’m just saying if I’m in a bar fight…I think I’d be okay if Scott Frost were there.
by doghawk on Sep 4, 2009 3:06 AM EDT reply actions
I’d want Frost breaking up the fight, but I’d want Blount sneaking in extra punches for me from the peanut gallery.
Also, video 1 is down
by Tanner on Sep 4, 2009 3:12 AM EDT reply actions
Notice to Oregon coaches:
If you keep Blount on the team, I will actually watch more of your train-wreck of a season. Can I also request that you not adjust his daily eight-ball of PCP, steroids, and pixy-stix? (I’m guessing the former had no effect on his mental health, and that this outburst was merely due to a sugar rush)
by Tanner on Sep 4, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions
I would really, really hate to be an Oregon fan trying to get out of that stadium after Blount went all Tyson on everybody.
And you forgot that Blount was the guy directly quoted by ESPN as saying that Boise State had an “a**-whuppin’” coming after last year’s so-called upset. (Asterisks from ESPN, not me.) Then he contributed a huge 7 yards from scrimmage to the cause. This has to rank among the all-time cases of butthurt in college football history.
by JD on Sep 4, 2009 3:26 AM EDT reply actions
Pretty cheap shot, but powerful. And I don’t fear Ray Liotta ever since “Wild Hogs.”
by Brizzle on Sep 4, 2009 4:50 AM EDT reply actions
“… and down goes Frazier!” Serioiusly, he went down like a Georgia loblolly pine.
by EufaulaPete on Sep 4, 2009 6:06 AM EDT reply actions
#8, you just admitted you saw “Wild Hogs”, which I can’ t imagine could be any less entertaining than the double crap-fest of footbaw we saw tonight, but nonetheless is nothing I would admit to in public.
by They Call me....Tim on Sep 4, 2009 6:28 AM EDT reply actions
If that was the most entertaining aspect of the atrocity which we spent several hours that we will never get back, Oregon is totally fucked.
by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 4, 2009 7:19 AM EDT reply actions
2 things i got outta this game….
kirk herbstreit was right about oregon.
and dont yell in blount’s face and tap him on the shoulder pad after your team just smoked his.
by uriel on Sep 4, 2009 7:20 AM EDT reply actions
How did the Broncos on the field not go into full-on beatdown mode on Blount after seing that? Looks like a bunch of dudes going, “Hey….hold on, there, fella. What gives?”
He should not have been able to leave the field under his own power.
by Darkknight on Sep 4, 2009 7:31 AM EDT reply actions
- - Sportsmanship. Or, as I once heard someone say: “I’d hit you, but shit splatters.”
by ohiodawg on Sep 4, 2009 7:52 AM EDT reply actions
…surprised none of the other bs teammates went after Blount…at all…
by sb on Sep 4, 2009 7:57 AM EDT reply actions
I almost felt bad for complaining about the games last night when that happened. It was all worth it to experience that moment live. Football is BACK.
by TJ on Sep 4, 2009 8:01 AM EDT reply actions
8 rushes, -5 yards. Come on, man.
If you’re going to talk smack before the game, you better be fully prepared to back it up on the field.
Big time players make big time plays in big time games.
by Jerramy Stevens on Sep 4, 2009 8:02 AM EDT reply actions
The pathetic thing is that Blount went in with his helmet on. Every hockey fan knows that’s a pussy way to fight.
But I would be afraid of him anyway.
by My real name is Dick Whitman on Sep 4, 2009 8:02 AM EDT reply actions
Somehow I only just now noticed his post-punch dance. Gotta love the pure joy. He’s just a kid out there, really.
by TJ on Sep 4, 2009 8:03 AM EDT reply actions
Real question — what was that Boise player saying that provoked Blount? You know it was bad if the coach is trying to pull the kid away before he got popped.
by joepatrice on Sep 4, 2009 8:10 AM EDT reply actions
That was Oregon’s best offensive play of the night.
by MorningBeer on Sep 4, 2009 8:34 AM EDT reply actions
in blount’s defense, that white guy was cold trippin. you can’t just be hatin all up on a homie and not expect to get served. next time he won’t be perpetratin all up in this mug. word.
by col reb on Sep 4, 2009 8:41 AM EDT reply actions
Splice this in after the punch and you get a viral video…..
by Mark on Sep 4, 2009 8:44 AM EDT reply actions
“you can’t just be hatin all up on a homie and not expect to get served”
You must be talking about Blount’s dance afterward, not the sucker punch. But yes, his post-punch dance was quite nice.
by meatybob on Sep 4, 2009 8:51 AM EDT reply actions
#18—He was just reminding Blount of his “ass-whoopin” comment, which was a resounding FAIL, btw.
I was disappointed Heather Cox didn’t go up to Blount during the game and ask, “Care to retract that statement, dumbass?” ’Cause he deserved it. You talk like that, you need to pay the piper.
by Raider Red on Sep 4, 2009 8:55 AM EDT reply actions
That made up for the previous 5 hours of suck. The change from smirk to stunned is priceless. BSU guy did stop the blunt to talk shit to his face, he could have said it in passing but he has to see the reaction in the blunts face…blunt needed the same satisfacation.
@17, if you can put that phrase into Madden’s voice…
by cob on Sep 4, 2009 8:55 AM EDT reply actions
DarkKnight @ 12
How did the Broncos on the field not go into full-on beatdown mode on Blount after seing that? Looks like a bunch of dudes going, "Hey….hold on, there, fella. What gives?"
I imagine the players’ restraint had a lot to do with Chris Petersen standing right there. He’s the one with his hands on the white dude, post-KTFO. I’m guessing if the head coach was somewhere else, the beat-down would be on.
After that, it would only be a matter of time before A’mod Ned parachuted into the stadium to start cracking skulls with his crutches.
by CincySooner on Sep 4, 2009 8:56 AM EDT reply actions
my favorite part was the .1 second before he got hit that the douchebag BS player had that shit eating grin on his face. I don’t know what it was he said to Blount, but he was quite proud of it, and then he’s on the ground.
So awesome.
by Kecalf Bailey on Sep 4, 2009 9:00 AM EDT reply actions
@ 27
i think he was reminding blount of his “ass-whooping” comment prior to the game. blount was clearly delaying the ass whooping until after the game.
by Kevin@LSU on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 AM EDT reply actions
@ 27
Yeah, by reading his lips you can see he says something to the effect of “son of a bitch”, but I would be interested to hear what it was he started off that sentence with.
The best part was that the BS players just stood there and watched their teammate get cold cocked without fighting back. Do you think Brandon Spikes would let whatever person live if Tebow got punked out (and he would) like that? I think not.
by haybeav on Sep 4, 2009 9:09 AM EDT reply actions
@ 29
brandon spikes wouldn’t do anything if tebow were to get sucker punched because God’s wrath would have already reigned down upon anyone who would dare to do such a thing to his youngest son.
by Kevin@LSU on Sep 4, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
@16:
You make an excellent point about Blount wearing his helmet. He is a total pussy. I think you should point that out to him.
by Cincy's Dad on Sep 4, 2009 9:29 AM EDT reply actions
Who really wins in the situation? The answer is the kid from Oregon. He is going to get mad puss for the rest of his life. He probably just needs to snap his fingers from this day forward.
The kid from BS is probably going to need to pay for it. That or he needs to knock someone out on national tv at some point.
by odell51 on Sep 4, 2009 9:35 AM EDT reply actions
I swear if you look at the longer video, it appears that the BS player pushes Blount first as he is walking by him and trash-talking. (Not that I am condoning Blount’s reaction). I thought that was why Petersen grabbed the player. What I think is worse is that Blount then punched one of his own guys.
I guess the Blount4Heisman campaign is dead in the water.
by hobeg8r on Sep 4, 2009 9:56 AM EDT reply actions
Between Oregon’s splattery Taco Bell fart of an offense and Blount’s mad fisticuffs skillz, maybe the Ducks should just hang up football right now and try their hands at MMA instead.
by Doug on Sep 4, 2009 9:59 AM EDT reply actions
94 went after Blount, talked trash and then turned away when Blount got to him. The pussy started a fight and then backed out of it. He should be embarrased that he did that and that he was cockdropped by a smaller man.
by Do you like Kipling? on Sep 4, 2009 10:10 AM EDT reply actions
I don’t think Blount has established any kind of fear-rep that’ll keep people out of his face, but I think that nobody is going to turn their back on him post-trash-talk again. One has to keep an eye on rabid animals, you never know when they’ll bite, especially when you poke them with a stick.
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 4, 2009 10:13 AM EDT reply actions
What’s up w/ the Boise players just watching their teammate get jacked? Hell, the 40 year old stadium ushers gave Blount more resistance than the Broncos.
by hailstate on Sep 4, 2009 10:15 AM EDT reply actions
On another note, it looks as if the Croom Virus has infected three more football teams (Oregon, NCSU, and So Car.). I would say it was an airborne virus, but we all know Sylvester Croom can’t move through the air.
by hailstate on Sep 4, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
Check out :32 and 2:37. 94 pushed him and then turned and walked away exhibiting poor decision-making skills.
by hobeg8r on Sep 4, 2009 10:26 AM EDT reply actions
The BS guy did not push Blount. He touched him and said some smart ass shit, no doubt, but he did not push him. Pretty fun to watch that smirk disappear from his face as his legs turn to Jello. It really is amazing that things did not turn into a full fledged brawl.
by karlhungus on Sep 4, 2009 10:41 AM EDT reply actions
Looks like Blount is going to finish the season with -5 rushing yards this season.
Good news is Washington State is only an 8 hour drive.
by blazin on Sep 4, 2009 10:45 AM EDT reply actions
Youtube commentary turns into infantile, race-baiting piss war in 3, 2…oh wait, it already has.
But honestly, if you can’t learn by the time you’re 18 or 20 how not to get knocked the fuck out, then it’s about time you learn. I just can’t get over how every time a punch is thrown, it’s the fucking end of society. Get this shit figured out on the playground.
by salt_bagel on Sep 4, 2009 10:49 AM EDT reply actions
Have to disagree with 16 & 31. The totally batshit guy is the Boise player. Football 101…keep your lid on. There’s a reason for that, esp if you going to mouth off to a brotha. Where’d he grow up, Idaho or something?
by Magazine St Mike on Sep 4, 2009 10:57 AM EDT reply actions
Remember the dickhead character in Karate Kid? The blond hair guy that was a bully?…that guy on Boise State looked like the Karate Kid Villain if he worked out hard and gained 70 pounds. I was glad he got jacked…and I like Boise State(they might be my 3rd or 4th favorite team). I’m glad they embarassed a PAC 10 team, but still Blount should get at most a one game suspension…have to run 40 stadiums and that is it.
If you talk trash after the game is over to another player and you get smacked then that is just a good life lesson.
by Gabe on Sep 4, 2009 11:02 AM EDT reply actions
Blount was suspended last year for various infractions. It will never change in my opinion.
You reap what you sow Blount. Say goodbye to the NFL.
by KUJ on Sep 4, 2009 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
Oh please. So poor Blount was getting trash-talked. He spent the last 6 months running his mouth to anyone that would listen that Oregon was going to whip Boise State’s ass, and then they laid a big steaming turd. That’s what happens. You lay a turd, then you get trash talked.
He didn’t get pushed – the dude slapped his shoulderpads, which happens a million times a season in football. The guy trash talked him – not sporting, of course, but yeah, it happens. The head coach was there and immediately started jawing at his player, which is why he turned his head. And THEN the sucker punch came when the kid was focused on his coach bitching him out. My favorite part was him dancing after the sucker punch, like he was proud of punching a guy who wasn’t expecting it in the side of the head and knocking him over.
Then of course, he went TOTALLY crazy-town, with Blount throwing punches at his teammates and then he wanted up into the stands. The only reason he could have gotten punched or threatened with a chair by people in the crowd was because he WENT AFTER THE CROWD.
by PAK on Sep 4, 2009 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
Hout TOTALLY had it coming; it’s incumbent on the winning team to start the sportsmanship bus. I watched “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” the other day, and Jimmy Stewart’s character, a U.S. Senator, went all Lagarette Blount on a half-dozen newspaper reporters after they wrote a snotty article about him. And nobody said/wrote a word about it. Dudes in 1939 knew how to deal with punks. Blount should get a 5-minute major, max.
by Golden Hand on Sep 4, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
I’ve watched the animated GIF about 1000 times at work now (it’s mesmerizing) and it’s pretty clear some of the BS players try to respond to Blount, like #41 on the left side of the screen reaching at him, but one of the assistant coaches is right there.
Plus, the dance moves probably disoriented them long enough to make an escape.
by Tim on Sep 4, 2009 12:01 PM EDT reply actions
I’m just realizing this, but what did we expect? It’s Boise State and Oregon. The only way things could possibly have been worse is if LSU and West Virginia were to take the field next. I’ll tip my hat to Miami-FIU for doing the damn thing, but if I were to pick teams with big fight potential, these two we be at the top of my list.
by Tanner on Sep 4, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions
Have to agree with #49. Blount talked shit to the press before the game and then got dropped for a safety, got dropped for a loss on 4th and 1, and rushed for a total of -5 yards. You go public with your smack talk and then get punked all night long and you just have to man up and listen to whatever the douchebag on other team has to say, because you brought it on yourself.
Nothing about this makes Blount look badass. Rocking a middle linebacker on 4th and 1 to pick up a 1st down makes you look badass. Punching out a dude who wasn’t looking just makes Blount look like a bitch. Dancing about it after your team just got smoked is even worse.
by JP on Sep 4, 2009 12:22 PM EDT reply actions
What’s up with the projected LSU-WVU hate? I see the ultimate get-together of fans more like a reunion with family you never knew you had, but immediately see the resemblances. Surely cajuns and hillbilles are a perfect example of identical twins separated at birth, with one raised in backwoods swampy places and the other raised in backwoods hilly places.
Disdain for authority, fondness for uncustomed liquor and unusual cuisine are only three of the no doubt many traits they have in common.
by An 'eer with a beer on Sep 4, 2009 1:33 PM EDT reply actions
The Boise State player deserved to get knocked the fuck out. He was acting like a douche. It’s just too bad Blount couldn’t collect himself and leave the stadium after dropping the hammer. Blount deserves to get suspended, but not for the punch itself—for the circus that continued during his trip out of the stadium.
by Will on Sep 4, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions
future inmate blount really showed his stuff !
what i like is how he gets so mad afterwards (because he knows he is fucked) that he goes on a rampage with teammates and fans.
his future is bright!
by ricky cool on Sep 4, 2009 2:45 PM EDT reply actions
In my mind, there is no doubt that if Blount is booted off the team (or suspended indefinitely) that it is because of his antics after the punch, not the punch itself. Considering the scenario, I think the punch, while not positive, is still forgivable. Afterward, not so much.
by meatybob on Sep 4, 2009 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
I cant stop watching Chris Peterson in that .gif.
I’m an Oregon fan. Saddest day of the program. I would rather be bitchmade by Wake Forest.
by squibby on Sep 4, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
@54 – Only pidgin french separates us. May I be the first to welcome you and your couches.
by haveagreatday on Sep 4, 2009 4:20 PM EDT reply actions
As an LSU and Oregon fan (which means the drive up to Husky Stadium with both teams’ stickers on my car will be fuuuuun)…
We’re often known for “Tiger bait, tiger bait, Tim Tembow sucks! Hey, want some food?” Yeah, every team has bad apples. But most LSU fans are not brawl types.
I’m confused by UO fans who want Blount around still, but he was not “tapped on the shoulder” as some mainstream media is saying, nor was it a “sucker punch.” He got shoved and trash talked, and them immediately yelled back and punched the guy within about a half second. Yeah, his helmet was still on, but given that he was set off enough to punch the guy, did you expect him to remove his helmet and gloves and prepare for a round of fisticuffs?
The football was like the sportsmanship. Boise wasn’t really great about either; they just looked a lot better because Oregon was so awful.
by Matthew on Sep 4, 2009 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
@54. The only problem with that scenario is that hillbillies fear and hate all outsiders, including those semi-mythical foreigners from the next county over. Expect no welcome, flatlander, even if you do sleep with your cousins.
by Golden Hand on Sep 4, 2009 6:19 PM EDT reply actions
Lawrence Phillips, then there was Maurice Clarrette and now Blount. See a pattern here? And speaking of Lawrence Phillips anyone else noticed that it was Scott Frost former Neb player and now Oregon coach who draged Blount off to the lockerroom. Wasn’t Scott frost who had to drag LP of his girlfriend. Lawrnce Phillips broke into Fros’ts apartment a few years back and went nuts after he caught his GF in bed with Frost. And now here is Frost braking up another fight with a college RB gone nuts.
by Reg on Sep 4, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions
@61
You are mistaken. Hillbillies welcome outsiders, as long as they keep their hands off the womenfolk and don’t mind the occasional blindness brought on by too much lead in the still plumbing. Being from the next holler over is no more a problem than being from the next bayou.
Didn’t you ever read “Rocket Boys”?
by An 'eer with a Beer on Sep 4, 2009 8:40 PM EDT reply actions
I want to know if anyone saw Mr. T in the Boise St. Uniform when they panned back to Glass Jaw after the Blount tirade.
by NewAZTiger on Sep 4, 2009 9:31 PM EDT reply actions
I don’t have much of a problem with the punch to the Boise State player. He was asking for it.
I do have a problem with the crazed attempt to charge into the stands. I wish Blount had ignored the fans and gone into the locker room after dropping the Bronco DL. I’d be really curious to have seen the suspension then.
by chg on Sep 4, 2009 11:35 PM EDT reply actions
Blount is a hothead (without a cfb career now) and Byron Hout is a d-bag extraordinaire. Trash-talking the other team in the media prior to the game happens all the time. Personalizing it, walking up to the guy, putting your hands on him, and taunting him in the face as he’s walking off the field may lead to one getting clocked, or, perhaps, Houted from this point forward. I have all faith that Coach Petersen’s announcement that he “will spend time with Hout this week to help him learn from what happened” means something more than removing the toy from Hout’s Happy Meal.
by Defender90CA on Sep 5, 2009 12:21 AM EDT reply actions
Who is the BSU assistant coach who separates the Bsu players from Blount? anybody know?
by mutant on Sep 5, 2009 11:02 PM EDT reply actions
Blount did not have to walk that close to the stands and he did not have to stare down a group of drunk belligerent fans after he just sucker punched one of their own.
The guy is a classless thug and revealed himself as such.
by Slide on Oct 7, 2009 12:23 PM EDT reply actions

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