GINGER NINJA HAS FLU/FLY-LIKE SYMPTOMS
by Orson on Sep 4, 2009 3:02 PM EDT
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The Ginger Ninja has flu-like symptoms, according to Mark Schlabach, whose bond ratings re: Bulldog sources and info are A++ locktight awesome and solid. It's not clear whether he traveled with the team, or whether he began sprouting unusually thick back hairs, having a lot more sex with his girlfriend, and breaking rubes' arms in arm-wrestling matches in seedy bars. Ah, fun with typos. You never disappoint an English major.
The Ginger Ninja confuses enemies with explosive powders and cold, clammy sweats, though! When Joe Cox savages Oklahoma State's secondary on Saturday night and steals the sacred scroll Mike Gundy gets his crazed rage from, you'll know he's struck again with his mighty plague-chuks. The obvious answer to his absence from the team plane on the way to Stillwater? He was there, but you couldn't see him, because ninjas are invisible, especially Ginger Ninjas, who are close to transparent to start with, after all.
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Are they using “flu-like symptoms” in the same way baseball teams use it to describe guys who show up to the park hungover?
by Mr Dizzle on Sep 4, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Awe-Crikeys! Please college football gods, make him well. I just ordered the WWL GamePlan to watch the Dawgs tomorrow, because in Charlotte we get to see Baylor play Wake and W.Michigan play Michigan.
by EDSBS Dawg on Sep 4, 2009 3:24 PM EDT reply actions
Doubtful. That said, if the Ginger Ninja can be felled by a bug, the pandemic is truly upon us.
by Jack Fact on Sep 4, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions
Damn Dawgs fans, that’s not good…
How much has the spread changed since this news arrived?
by eer in the ATL on Sep 4, 2009 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
RED POWER!
…or is it a cover for his activities with the Ginger Separatist Movement?
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 4, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
He was pretty pale to begin with … must be at the whiter-than-sour-cream stage now.
by Wozzo the Wonder Dog on Sep 4, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
Better that he grows abnormally large amounts of backhair and breaks rubes arms in bars during arm wrestling contests than playing VCR tapes out of his lower instestine and shoving loaded glocks into his liver.
by They Call me.....Tim on Sep 4, 2009 4:19 PM EDT reply actions
This is the real reason behind Gundy’s aversion to pregame handshakes.
“THEY’RE DISEASE-RIDDEN! LOOK AT ‘EM! YOU WANT TO SHAKE HANDS WITH SOMEBODY, YOU SHAKE HANDS WITH ME! I’M INSURED! I’M INNOCULATED!”
by Biggus Rickus on Sep 4, 2009 5:08 PM EDT reply actions
The N1H1 just pisses him off. And actually makes him stronger. Last I heard, he doesn’t even have to breathe now. TAKE THAT FUCKERS! All Hail Evil Richt!!
by mykiesee on Sep 5, 2009 5:25 AM EDT reply actions
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