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September 3, 2009

RANDOM EXCITABLE IMAGE FOR KICKOFF

Filed under: "Georgia is supplying the butt", Coaches, the BCS, scandals, arrests, and other eccentri, College football, blatant homerism by Orson Swindle

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44 Responses to “RANDOM EXCITABLE IMAGE FOR KICKOFF”

1

JD says:

UHHHH I DON’T THINK THAT WAS RANDOM.

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
2

Gonzo In Gainesville says:

Boom. Motherfucker.

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
3

Jesus says:

Funny, is Spikes trying to mount him? I always thought of him as more of a “power bottom” type.

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
4

vegas_buckeye says:

boom. headshot.

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
5

Sean Glennon's Jersey says:

The worst part about this post is that over my slow connection (SSH proxy over DSL FTW!), I had to watch that animation come in frame……by……frame……

I kept yelling at Stafford to check out, and then at Moreno to bounce it outside, but they couldn’t hear me.

I think I’ll just close my eyes and retreat into a warm, happy place where that never happened.

…ahh…that’s better…

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:34 pm
6

Stan Gable says:

That’s the kind of celebration I’m talkin’ about. No silly dancing in the end zone. Dance right on top of UGA’s best player’s head.

That said, I am…. am….excuse me, this is hard for me……..rooting for the Dawgs Saturday. There! I said it!

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:43 pm
7

der schatten says:

again, Rolando McClain is not impressed:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk_0Slqe_io

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
8

sidd finch says:

ohhhh, it’s going to be a long season. at least up until jacksonville.

September 3rd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
9

Crabapple Buck says:

That same form tackle will get you 15 yards and a possible suspension this year

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:02 pm
10

EDSBS Dawg says:

Wow, its almost like ESPN. Over and over again.

Only lawya’s would stay on top talkin’ smack after coming un-blocked to make a tackle on a helpless running back.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:04 pm
11

Tim says:

I never noticed there was so much wiggling going on after that tackle.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
12

Bobby Decatur says:

Second play from scrimmage, and I remember having no doubts whatsoever that the game was over after seeing it. I’ll always respect that hit and the assassin that is Mr. Spikes. But really, the recurrences are getting as old as The Celebration (gag) replays got in the year before this hit mercifully ceased that f’in loop.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
13

TAFKastOSUB says:

That’s a pack of wild f’king dogs if I’ve ever seen one.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:09 pm
14

mykiesee says:

Great. Florida did manage to tackle him ONCE while he was at Georgia. Don’t think he was touched in 2007.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
15

MorningBeer says:

Pornhub has this, too. New category: RBILF.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:19 pm
16

EDSBS Dawg says:

We all know that if Moreno would have slithered out of a creek bed covered in gray mud, that predator never would have seen him.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
17

MrRedDevil says:

FOOTBAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:28 pm
18

Pinto says:

@ #4…only 3 UGA wins since 1990. That is my happy place.

I keep watching, hoping with each replay that this time Knowshon’s sternum will detach and fly through his torso and out the back of the jersey.

God I hate Georgia.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
19

Biggus Rickus says:

Huh, I’m not excited anymore. Weird.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
20

Royce says:

And Brandon Spikes said OU was dirty. Herrrrrmmmmm…..

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
21

The Snake will Drive Again says:

Did Knowshon have a boy or a girl? Was it a vaginal delivery or c-section? Does Spikes have duel custody or is he not required to pay child support since Knowshon is now in the pros? I have so many questions.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 pm
22

Tim says:

#17
It was a boy. Knowshown asked specifically for Tebow to do the circumcision.

Okay, this is not helping the wait for football this evening.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:38 pm
23

Tim says:

I cringe during the interminable wait after hitting “submit comment” as I look directly at a typo. Sorry, Mr. Moreno.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:40 pm
24

Counter Trap says:

BINGO!!!

There’s a goody.

Had to be said.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm
25

Dawg Boned says:

That is BEAUTIFUL. I never get tired of watching the Dawgs get spayed. And this year, minus their joke of a #1 overall draft pick and their 1st round RB, it’s gonna be ugly in Jax. It won’t be an extra time out to rub it in, but rather a denutting of the worst order with a major RUTS.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
26

Dubyadee says:

Lousy technique. Spikes could learn a thing or two about post-pancake dry-humping from George Foster.

September 3rd, 2009 at 1:59 pm
27

Jack Fact says:

Corch should have burned those two timeouts immediately after THAT play and let the jumbotron replay it again. And again. And again.

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:03 pm
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:

@18

Yeah, that’s some run you got going on there. 3 times since 1990! Wow! Amazing.

What’s even more amazing is that you’ll have to win every game until 2018 to even up the series. That’s how bad your school sucked until they finally figured out how to win.

Ahh…happy place…

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
29

BigRebOne says:

Here’s the proper technique.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bM4sEmaFLQ

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:06 pm
30

Stan Gable says:

And you know what, #28….my money is on the Gators to win every game until 2018….
…and I will take a supect past if the tradeoff is 3 national titles and 8 (actually 9) SEC titles since 1990. Where is UGA’s similar run?

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:21 pm
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:

Hey, it may happen…

Then again, do you really think that the Gators will win /every/ game between now and 2018?

This year’s team is amazing, without doubt, but they can’t play all 9 games between now and then.

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
32

Ltrain says:

Not knowing the particular ages in question, I’m guessing us posters rarely roll past the age of the 35, so here goes:
I never quite understood why victories that happened before you were born are somehow worth more thant what occurred during the time of your life. I understanding taking a little pride in the overall series record, but does it really soothe your asspounding to know that your dad didn’t get bent over?

//sinkwiched.

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
33

Ltrain says:

“than” and “understand”

//corrinnebrowned

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
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Sean Glennon's Jersey says:

I could say the same thing about trotting out 3 of 17 instead of 2 of 5. Still a bad record, but not *that* bad.

My point is that trends reverse. I could be wrong, of course, but I don’t see another streak like the 90’s happening again.

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
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Bourbon Dawgwalker says:

Trinton Sturdivant is not impressed with your worm technique. Stand up, do that in endzone, score 35 more points, drive your enemies before you, and hear the lamentations of their women, then Trinton Strurdivant will be impressed.

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
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sb says:

LTrain @# 32…I like your point…I suppose if the distant past is all you have to hang your hat on, it beats leavin’ it on the floor…

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:54 pm
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rjsplow says:

Ltrain:

That’s a good point. Realistically, should a game played by young men for a school at which you’ve long since graduated and have no discernible necessary or direct connection with EVER be a big deal? Of course not., but that doesn’t stop us from doing it.

September 3rd, 2009 at 2:59 pm
38

Hogtown Beatdown says:

do you kno why the St John’s River flows north?

Because Georgia Sucks.

2 more days until the rise of the mighty gator…

“The Swamp is where Gators live. We feel comfortable there, but we hope our opponents feel tentative. A swamp is hot and sticky and can be dangerous.”

September 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
39

DHC says:

UGA is the finest back-to-back SEC East runner-ups in history.

Now go get your shinebox.

September 3rd, 2009 at 4:22 pm
40

Cruzer says:

Georgia fan discussing their glory years:
“Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war, I wore an onion on my belt….which was the style at the time…you couldn’t get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones……………..now where was I……..oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time, you couldn’t get those… (trails off)”

September 3rd, 2009 at 8:12 pm
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geno says:

ltrain & sb @36
gradulations guys! y’all really got it rollin for now. and i can’t really blame you for taking that recent history
view either. i imagine if my team had a history of getting asspounded by the dawgs and their current coach when he
was a nole i, too would have a double dose of uber hate. kinda narrows that laser like beam of unspeakable
rage for ya don’t it?

September 4th, 2009 at 12:27 am
42

Pig Stabbin Z says:

Fuck off UGA…keep livin in the Dooley years. Cling on to the all time series record while you can, and celebrate once every six years. Cry about the location, celebrate touchdowns scored against true freshman defenses. Your time has passed as has Nebraska’s, Michigans, etc. The fucking Romans once had the world conquered as well, yet they too can’t seperate their ass from a 500 year old hole in the ground either.

September 4th, 2009 at 1:35 am
43

sb says:

Geno @#41…your attempts at duplicating the communication techniques of Corrine Brown are bearing fruit…as for “uber hate”, you won’t find it here…no more than the quiet satisfaction of a continuous and successful run that makes our rivals bitter, envious and prone to profane and childish rants. From a historical standpoint, however, UGA must go back to the ’30’s for their record to better ours…a time before my parents were alive, which kind of takes it out of any level of concern for me and many others…but, if it is all they have then more power to them.

September 4th, 2009 at 7:12 am
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geno says:

wow. a prickly cherry picking historian. and here i thought you guys were above all that now that you’ve conquered the world. good luck tomorrow with our sisters of the barely able to walk straight.

September 4th, 2009 at 10:33 pm