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LIVEBLOG: FEELS LIKE THE FIIIIRRRST TIME

Holly, 7:11: This is your liveblog, and it's eleven minutes late because Fearless Leader Swindle is stuck in traffic trying to buy beer. Hand to God. Anyway, NOW IS COME THE SEASON OF GARCIA. Hit it.

Holly, 7:13: And an NC State fumble that looks suspiciously like something out of Sakerlina's playbook on a ram up the middle makes it 7-0, Gamecocks.

Holly, 7:15: And while we’re on commercial…are we alone in shaking in rage at the Chesney song that was somehow, someway, Even Fucking Worse than we all thought it could be? To thrust the absolute nadir of human existence so close to the beginning of glorious foobawseason is an act of human cruelty worthy of a visit to the Hague, WWL.

Holly, 7:20: Davis rolled over so fast after that hit it looked like he might be twitching from spinal damage. Happily not the case, merely a fine display of ACC ground speed (because he's on the ground. UP TOP).

Holly, 7:23: I can't believe this game isn't taking place in Columbia with the volume of weird shit we've been treated to so far. A half-ass blocked 'Pack punt results in Sakerlina ball, and fuck it, Garcia's going downfield. Touchdown....and it's coming back.Offensive pass interference, somehow NOT flagged by the sideline official five yards away.

Holly, 7:26: ...which is how we get treated to an attempted Garcia scramble, counted as an unqualified success because he gets any positive yardage At All.

Orson, 7:28: Hey! Beamerball reference! Sean McDonough in the wild lives off low-hanging fruit. Apologies for the lateness: beer doesn't fetch itself.

Orson, 7:35: That pass was Philip Rivers FlOOOOOOOOOOAAAT-worthy. NC State and South Carolina are living up to being the opening band that breaks a string every song and shocks the bassist to death with an improperly grounded amp.

Orson, 7:40: Shhhhh. That's Spurrier working exclusively out of the shotgun, the thing I would like to shoot Kenny Chesney in the face with.

Orson, 7:44: Garcia hasn't looked awful here. TFMM is giving the good advice tonight.

Orson, 7:49: I don't want the Bowden grill. I want the Jeff Bowden grill, the one that sets everyone who touches it on fire. Also, the only beautiful football play of the night is destroyed by a penalty, the equivalent of touching the Jeff Bowden grill.

Holly, 7:55: Trying to explain Garcia love to Papa Shark. Invoking McConaugheyey. Daddy: "Who's he play for?"

Orson, 7:57: Double comments of the night. First, Jerkwheat from the comment thread re: Craig James remark about getting a hamburger at midnight: "'burger at midnight' is some kind of sex code, right?" Then, Holly's friend Fowler: "if that was a mark mangino grill, you could cook a whole pig on it"

Orson, 8:05: There you are, Spurrier-era South Carolina team! Terrible jumpy third down sack from Garcia, and a botched field goal to squander good field position? With a bouquet of frenzied panic and fizzly disappointment? We give it a 91, available for immediate drinking.

Holly, 8:12: "Mark May and Lou Holtz will join me..." That's not a plug. It's a warning.

Holly, 8:14: Nice of O'Brien to break out the milk-colored coaching shirts, just to remind us who we're dealing with.

Orson, 8:14: Please note professionals at work as Craig James and Jesse Palmer both assume there is no chance Tom O'Brien isn't playing for a field goal here.

Orson, 8:17: Time flies when you're sucking so bad several spectators have disappeared into the vortex of mediocrity created by this game. We're at the half. Hey, Erin Andrews! Haven't seen her this offseason.

Orson, 8:20: Halftime break. Entertain yourself in the comments as Rece Davis gets his drama class on.

Orson: 8:22: Okay, one last thing: Dr. Lou jumping to hit the Promise made us giggle unnecessarily. Approve.

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Missed you college football.

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Did we just have our first Chick-fil-a commercial of the season? I… I promised myself I wouldn’t cry.

by TJ on Sep 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Am I the only one that finds it disheartening that Orson would even chance getting stuck in traffic on this, the holiest of days? Proper planning prevents piss poor performance, Swindle.

by Corporal Coronary on Sep 3, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I actually celebrated by getting myself a 12 piece and fries. Colleg football goes with chicken nuggets like salt goes with pepper.

by HTTO on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job representing the ACC so far, you fucktards from State. Get your act together.

by Nathan on Sep 3, 2009 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

LOVE U COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLS DON’T MIND MY BONER THX

by matt on Sep 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolfpack is really showing flashes of mediocrity.

by ChasingMizzou on Sep 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Jesse Palmer, you’re so dreammmmmmy……

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 3, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m pretty excited at the news of free CFA on Saturday just for wearing my usual gameday apparel.

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Why, I think they’re doing a completely appropriate job of repping the ACC!

by Holly on Sep 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Holly, it takes a special kind of suck to make me wish for Big ‘n’ Rich

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually I think I’m alone in thinking it’s an improvement over the Big ‘n’ Rich. I must be nuts. Can I blame this on some sort of Tebow mind control?

by TJ on Sep 3, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Greetings and Salutations Dept:

Hi Holly….hope your team has a good season….hope not too many guys and dolls get too big a crush on you this college footbaw season…

by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me on Sep 3, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Sadly, my choice for pregame music was declined: http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2009/04/loose-as-a-goose

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Basically, anything not involving Cowboy “Word to Your Memaw” Troy HAS to be an improvement.

by TJ on Sep 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

At least Citaaay rhymes with Tittayys and thus lends itself to all sorts of fun parodies. Chesney offers no such release.

by Holly on Sep 3, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

NCSU seems determined to suck again on national TV. Jesus.

by Nathan on Sep 3, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

NC State fucking blows

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

First blocked punt of the year. How bonerriffic is this?

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

BRAHSOME

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

SKLM, we missed you bunches. Good to be back.

by Holly on Sep 3, 2009 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost eleven minutes in and no Garcia INT’s. The apocalypse is upon us1

by Corporal Coronary on Sep 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Two fumbles and a blocked punt already.

Quite the offensive war here.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone else think drunk hippo when Garcia scrambles?

by heythisismike on Sep 3, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

@JacketDan -

As an Auburn fan, I can honestly say I’m surprised Auburn isn’t involved in this football game, when you put it like that.

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Orson’s new Mini doesn’t help in the “be on time department.”

by Grady on Sep 3, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

i get my internet from the wall bill curtis

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson didn’t get stuck in traffic. A bully picked up his car and is playing keep-away with him.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Sep 3, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And Tony Baker held onto this time.

Jesus, is it me or are the NCSU receivers getting jacked on most every play down field?

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Dick’s sporting flacid goods thanks to the lack of first quarter offense

by playitforward on Sep 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hearing Rece Davis give an update tells me it is officially CFB season.

by Crabapple Buck on Sep 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

NCSU’s wideouts seem to have money on Jonathan Dwyer for ACC POY.

by Nathan on Sep 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Catching up on the DVR, ‘cause I’m late too: Offensive pass interference (15 yard penalty, replay the down) is the dumbest penalty in football. It should be 5 yards and a loss of down.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

@ 29

…NEEEEERRRRRDDDD

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Just tuned in to the game. First thought? Aw, that stadium’s so cute!

by NCT on Sep 3, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU KENNY CHESNEY!

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT IS A SONG KENNY CHESNEY!?!?!?! NO MENTION OF GUITARS, BEACHES, AND BEER!?!?! A TRAVESTY

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 3, 2009 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya’ll keep on bitchin about Kenney Chesney and the WWL will treat you to a heapin helpin of Corey Smith in 2011. Just you watch

by MightyMightyMitzu on Sep 3, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

P.S.
That Bowden grill haunts Swindle’s dreams

by MightyMightyMitzu on Sep 3, 2009 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Would anybody be surprised to see this game end 7-0?

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

And the first reminder of why I almost killed myself on New Years day has come in at @34.

Football is definitely here.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t be surprised to see points disappear as time goes by and the game ends at 5-0.

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

@ 41…my bad

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

brett farve would wear jeans to play on sundays if he could

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not certain how this game could get any worse offensively; but where there’s a will, there’s a way

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 7:48 PM EDT reply actions  

….buzzkill right there. i cant help but laugh at that call

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

and that’s how

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I get a safety?

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

uuhh errr …… I’d like to see the umpire in a dead sprint downfield, please. The over/under on being lights out is 17 yds.

by Grady on Sep 3, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude, do not apologize. That is the way this game works.

You whupped the shit out of us and I have to live with it for a full calendar year.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

“Field possession,” Jesse? Really?

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

nice punt

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

…and there’s DMB

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Call that back because lineman > 3 yds downfield? BUUUUUUUULL SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and Cripple Fight ’09 has all the same excitement that Cripple Fight ’08 had.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

The offenses have been terrible this game, but at least we’re not a 3-2 Auburn-MSSU levels yet. It will require a bailout and 25 years to recover from the damage that game did to football.

by Floridian in Michigan on Sep 3, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Jacket Dan-
Any Cripple Fight is a good Cripple Fight.

by BurritoBrosShits on Sep 3, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Would it be wrong to just drive around from Chick-fil-A to Chick-fil-a ordering free chicken sandwiches all day?

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

“burger at midnight” is some kind of sex code, right?

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Has anyone else thought of the reprecussions of the Chick-fil-a giveaway promo within the Tallahassee, FL city limits with 83,000 fans in town for the Miami-FSU game?

Make that 72,000 I guess. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

by Big Jon on Sep 3, 2009 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

and here come the MOOOO-train…

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Garcia think getting rid of the ball is for pussies

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Garcia thought he was playing Tecmo Bowl on that sack.

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Did someone replace Steve Spurrier with Nick Saban when I wasn’t watching? WHAT IS THIS TEAM AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE FUN N’ GUN?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Nathan on Sep 3, 2009 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Literally dozens of people at the Indiana game. They must have thought Travis Ford was still coaching EKU

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Gorgeous shot returning from commercial there…

…I mean, FOOTBAW.

by Rockabye on Sep 3, 2009 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I just wanna hear Jon Gruden say “ridonkululous”

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

can we start taking points away for offensive fail?

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear to god that either Steven Garcia, Tom O’Brian, or Steve spurrier have money on the under for this game.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

My God, My God, why have you forsaken me? Please stop with the Kenny “Thou Dost Protest Too Much” Chesney!!!! My ears are fucking bleeding.

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

that figures

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

South Carolina at its finest.

by psuphiman80 on Sep 3, 2009 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy fuck Mike Glennon is a honkey

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh heh heh 69 dude. I’M NOT SO VERY DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep, cause bringing a Glennon into the game will spark the offense.

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if the North Texas/Ball State game is any more offensively competent.

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we just petition to never have these two teams start the season ever again?

by Nathan on Sep 3, 2009 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

And Tom O’Brian is definitely back.

Anytime you can pull the guy that singlehandedly turned your shitter of a season into something with a glimmer of hope for a freshman that looks like he has extra chromosomes, ya gotta make that call.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

7 yrs @ 58:

“I know someone” that did exactly that when they were giving out free samples of their new nuggets recipie last year. looks around suspiciously

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

At least the game is progressing quickly. Maybe we’ll see the Oregon-Boise kickoff. 6 straight quarters of offensive fail for NC St against USC

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

DR. LOU IS BACK

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

The Dr Lou Bowl?

That’s an insult even to his name

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m ready for a Dr. Lou Dr. Pepper commercial.

“Trutht me. I’m a Doctor.”

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Dr. Lou is back. More rum is needed. They’ll probably play that Chesney cheese again as they go to halftime…much more rum is needed.

by Miss Horn Dawg on Sep 3, 2009 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

If this is really the best QB in the ACC and a team that is supposed to contend for the title…

I’m watching MAC football this year instead.

by xhack on Sep 3, 2009 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s like a shitty Craig James metaphor backing us into halftime

by playitforward on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

This first half has been a showcase of ineptitude. Blocked punt, botched field goal, touchdown negated by penalty, countless poor decisions by QBs… I guess the defensive play has been pretty good, but not quite that good…

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So Jesse – does that SEC SPEEEED only work on defense or something? Explain the 80 FUCKING YARDS OF OFFENSE for USC. Does NCSU have SEC SPEEEEED on defense too?

Just terrible offensive displays on both sides.

by Nathan on Sep 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

oh God, almost time for Dr. Lou. EVERYONE GET YOUR LIFE JACKETS AND SPLATTER GUARDS READY.

by Jerkwheat on Sep 3, 2009 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Its a lot easier to focus on what Erin is saying now that my imagination doesn’t have to work overtime to imagine what she looks like naked.

by Itismemc on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Surrogates – Great movie or greatest movie?

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Has it ever been established if Dr. Lou has a PhD, MD, or DMin?

by Grady on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

hey its tim tebow…thats fresh

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

@ 91 – depends on what you think of Hudson Hawk

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

the funniest bit ESPN has done in a long time

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Rece Davis FTW!

by big jon on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Well played, Rece Davis.

by TJ on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Lou Holtz showing off some ups

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

you will never see someone projectile vomit as far as i will, if i here that promise speech again

by Kevin@LSU on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Rece seems embarrassed over the skit. He should be.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Rece Davis just poisoned my mind.

But in a good way

by CincySooner on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This may actually be the Dr. Lou bowl. There is confusion, ineptitude, fumbles, stupidity and a hint of arrogance. All we are missing is a rain of spittle and notre dame.

by Floridian in Michigan on Sep 3, 2009 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

And somehow the Lou Holtz jump was the best part.

by TJ on Sep 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

GHEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

(referring to the Tebow speech parody, for the benefit of those who may be reaidng later)

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Right now college football season is feeling like that Christmas morning where my Mom wrapped socks in a Nintendo box.

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it possible that if enough of us complain, ESPN will ditch the intro song?

literally, I went from being 100% excited for CFB after 8 months of agony to wanting to shoot myself in the head, and that was before this wonderful middling ACC team vs. ES EEEE SEEEE SPEED oh wait we are south carolina display of shit started haha

but thank god Erin is back on the airwaves.

but seriously, if they play that POS country song every other commercial break all season i may weep

by SnakePlissken on Sep 3, 2009 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow – Mark May adds the douchy look with the specs to his douchy attitude.

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

East Coasters: don’t binge drink yourselves to oblivion during 1st 2 hours of the year’s 1st keg party; remember, the good band isn’t coming on until later, this is just the warm up act. Pace yourselves, it’s a marathon not a sprint.

by Kanu on Sep 3, 2009 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t realize we were going to have to counteract the drowsiness caused by Bob Davie. He’s like a west coast Pam Ward, just with a smaller penis.

To the red Bull!

by Big jon on Sep 3, 2009 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Davie also said “one game sudden death playoff.” As opposed to two game sudden death playoffs.

by Orson Swindle on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NC State’s commercial has too many words.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Was it me or was NC State’s University ad also a subtle hint about the values of Just for Men?

(my God, I had missed “the song” up until this point. I might have lost control of my bowels.)

by JacketDan on Sep 3, 2009 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

oh good, NC State has invented robotic flying bats – guess I’ll never be going to sleep again.

by Caz on Sep 3, 2009 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not gonna lie, I wish Lou Holtz was my grandpa

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

new drinking game- do a shot each time they play that fucking kenny chesney song again. you’ll be wasted in no time.
and now the long slow death that is Dr. Lou

by Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey guys, it could be worse – look at some of the other halftime scores, such as Kent State Golden Flashes 2, Coastal Carolina Chanticleers 0. OH, YEAH!

by granfoot on Sep 3, 2009 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Dr. Phil to Dr. Lou… one fake doctor/gasbag to another

by Floridian in Michigan on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Stay calm, Dr. Lou? What about the pic behind you showing you yelling at the ref?

by Grady on Sep 3, 2009 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dr. LOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU loves you, and you can’t do a gosh darn thing about it!!!

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

The Chesney song isn’t grating, like Big & Rich was. If anything, it’s offensively inoffensive.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Allah H. Akbar, who wrote that Kenny Chesney POS? Andrew Lloyd Weber? Kenny Chesney is the gayest musical midget since Prince. No, not Prince Rogers Nelson. Prince, the 4-foot tranny who hangs around the Knoxville Greyhound station, soliciting ACTUAL hum jobs.

by Lazy Media on Sep 3, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s worse, ACC football, or the commercial for ACC football? That song’s worse than what tWWL’s forcing on us.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

30 minutes is a long time to hold penetration from a Cock in North Carolina…… perhaps Spurier should have loaded the team with family members… it’s a lot easier that way

by Itismemc on Sep 3, 2009 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Indiana having trouble moving the ball. They once had a line, but Kellen Lewis snorted it off a Bloomington urinal.

by Hawkeye State on Sep 3, 2009 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

How sad is it that I miss Big and Rich. The Dave Matthews Band song…um…I hate you DisneySPN….I hate you with all of my cold dark heart.

by Matt on Sep 3, 2009 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

3 things that have made opening night suck, the phucking vortex of fail that is country music, the ESPN game, and the ESPNu game.

by slyde on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Dave Matthews Band. Quite a bit, actually.

That clip was horrible. Worse than Kenny Chesney.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You know who wins tonight? Beer. Hoooraaayyy Beer!

by Matt on Sep 3, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

South Carolina is going to lose alot of games in soul-crushing fashion this season if this is their offense

by Mr Dizzle on Sep 3, 2009 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

1000 x’s better than the game and no chesney…….
http://imgur.com/PZBPG.gif

by Itismemc on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Comments about the nice facilities. Garcia looking like he has talent. Surely the football apocalypse is nigh.

by granfoot on Sep 3, 2009 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Big ups to the OBC for going for it on 4th and 1.

by Seven Years in Gainesville on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

On the plus side, Giles didn’t run 9 yards backwards again

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

argh – the shittiness continues

by Husker4MU on Sep 3, 2009 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

On the plus side, after this game there’s just about nowhere to go but up*

*famous last words

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, hands up. Who else, after seeing that play, thought to themselves, “in this game, there’s no way that’s going to stick”?

by granfoot on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

NC State’s offense brought to you by Talk Shoe Live.

by Grady on Sep 3, 2009 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow, excellent jinxing there

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Tiny Floating Matthew Maconaughey: just toss that ball… don’t sweat where it lands, brah!!

by CincySooner on Sep 3, 2009 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolfpack, your offense-fu is weak. I’m penciling you in for a two-week FCS remedial course on scoring.

by granfoot on Sep 3, 2009 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not what I had in mind when I bought my HDTV yesterday, but the ineptness is sure clearer!

by Grady on Sep 3, 2009 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

does wilson have any pocket presence at all?

by kizzak on Sep 3, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

’Pack scores against the Cocks, and it only took 7 quarters to do so. Bravo, gentlemen.

by granfoot on Sep 3, 2009 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Might as well have multiple shots of Chesney’s armpits through that entire abortion of a gameday anthem.

by sonofsamford on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Orson and Holly appear to have drunk themselves into a coma. Sad, but understandable.

by granfoot on Sep 3, 2009 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy FACEMASK Batman!

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Mork calling, Orson. Come in, Orson

by Mork on Sep 3, 2009 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

shut the fuck up Mark May
you and kenney chesney just shut the fuck up

by Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on Sep 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

granfoot-

It sure is quiet in here. Is it possible that not only our gracious host and hostess, but that EVERYONE is out of football (read: drankin) shape from the long off season?

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Temple about to lose to Villanova. There’s always someone having a worse night, it seems.

by granedit on Sep 3, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Um, just a note for anyone else besides me who missed out on the fact that a new blog post had been started for the second half, and then another new one for the Smurf Turf show. Oops. :/

by ClwFlGator on Sep 3, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

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The Time A Kentucky Fan Saved Me From Being Raped and Murdered

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Yes Emma, there is a Jayhawk
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Climate Change and its First Effect on College Football
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Dear Commentariat: HELP ME OUT
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A Year in the Life of a College Football Fan
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Six Nations Rugby - mud blood guts & beer
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Thanks commertariat (and Spencer)
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To my Dawg friends

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