ZAC ROBINSON DOUBTFUL FOR GEORGIA. GINGER NINJA STRIKES AGAIN.
by Orson on Sep 2, 2009 3:40 PM EDT
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PrintPOOF! of smoke. Joe Cox, the Ginger Ninja appears suddenly in front of you.
Oh, you doubt the powers of the Ginger Ninja. Deploy him into Stillwater the week before a game, and behold the wreckage his silent powers hath wrought!
--Secret ninja love potion made starting tight end go crazy and get the boot from team.
--Starting middle linebacker Orie Lemon suffers season-ending knee injury from secret ninja attack while standing at dorm snack machine!
--Oh, and in Ginger Ninja's most outstanding work, quarterback Zac Robinson is doubtful for Saturday's game due to "undisclosed injury," which we all know is really "throwing star thrown at high speed into neck, but not from too far, because ten yards is a long way."
Fear my silent wrath! Only lack of sunscreen can stop the Ginger Ninja! Now to practice to throw floppy post patterns of deceptive lethality and prepare to hand off 40 times against Oklahoma State for flawless victory. It was nice not seeing me, wasn't it?
POOF! The Ginger Ninja disappears, leaving only a cloud of smoke and the smell of SPF Eleventybillion Behind...
Update! Ginger ninja may have missed target, according to OSU spokesperson!
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That’s one less player not to shake hands with before the game – what is that 40 yr old stooge thinking?
by Ramblin Drec on Sep 2, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
Thank god for Joe Cox. Sitting on the bench for four years allowed him to hone his ninja skills.
I can hear the chants now… “Let Joe Throw (ninja stars)”
by Quiet Hour Backflips on Sep 2, 2009 3:48 PM EDT reply actions
you left out the part where he rappelled through the skylight of the DMV and performed a NINJA, VANISH!! technique on Perrish Cox’s drivers license.
by CincySooner on Sep 2, 2009 3:52 PM EDT reply actions
Dear God, you can totally see his wang in that picture too!
Wait … it’s a foot, never mind.
by BennyBeav on Sep 2, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions
- THIS JUST IN * Brandon Deaderick wounded by blowgun dart.
by DAve on Sep 2, 2009 4:23 PM EDT reply actions
You have been struck by a ninja hoping to drive traffic to his sports website no one has ever heard of!
by bob barker on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
The big question is, will his scrambles make big yardage, since nobody will be able to get a firm hold to bring him down with such liberal amounts of sunscreen?
He will be a much better runner during day games, where he wears his SPF 1000, to Night Games, where he lives dangerously and only applies the SPF 65.
by Not You on Sep 2, 2009 4:27 PM EDT reply actions
Eh, if you photoshopped T. Boone Pickens looking like the Donald Pleasance-portrayed Blofeld, I’d have been more amused.
by P.J. on Sep 2, 2009 4:32 PM EDT reply actions
Wait, if that’s his foot in the middle, what is that to the right? I think my boy is a legitimate tripod.
by Josh M on Sep 2, 2009 4:39 PM EDT reply actions
I’ll down a bottle of Mr. Boston, and like it, if Zac Robinson isn’t playing on Saturday.
by Bourbon Dawgwalker on Sep 2, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions
This is a total snowjob by IMAMANIM40. No way in hell Robinson doesn’t play.
The sad part is, he thinks he’s totally out-psyching evil Richt.
by der schatten on Sep 2, 2009 4:55 PM EDT reply actions
Well, as a dawg fan, I hope it isn’t true. Because if we were to win, we’d get no credit for it with Robinson off the field. Any coverage of the game afterwards would be replaced with highlights of Florida pounding Charleston Southern and OMGAMAZINGTEBOW. I can almost hear the cheering from Bristol.
by janlg on Sep 2, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
Alas, Ginger Ninja is powerless against SparTebowcus…
by hometeamdawg on Sep 2, 2009 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
"throwing star thrown at high speed into neck, but not from too far, because ten yards is a long way." Haha.
by Brizzle on Sep 2, 2009 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
janlg: Don’t worry! If Georgia wins, the Dawgs won’t get any credit anyway because Okie State will go on to lose to Houston next week and big versus Texas and OU.
by Gen. Stoopnagle on Sep 3, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions
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