willard van orman quine laughs at your measly three names.

Ball magnetism aside…has Berry inherited any other Rasputin characteristics? Useful would be an ability to attract females with a mere look, grow tremendous amounts of facial hair and style it in amusing positions, a physical body immune to gunshots, knife wounds and dismemberment…still gotta steer clear of the poison…just askin’…

Thom Brennaman can also spend time pronouncing Jevan Snead as “Juh-von Sned” because, at Fox, properly pronouncing shit is for the gays.

Re: You may be called three names if you are a country or blues singer, author, or 1950s intellectual. Everyone else is an old shyster waiting to steal your money or a serial killer.

You forgot Presidential assassin

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Ahhh!!! Famous serial murderers or plain ol’ murderers. Henry Lee Lucas, John Wayne Gacy, Lee Harvey Oswald, Houston Dale Nutt, Blanche Taylor Moore, etc…

RichRod must have some sharp as a butter knife agent. If you think it was RR who actually negotiated anything, you have to be drunk already. Between the WfV contract with the buyout clause and this deal, he may have to keep coaching to pay back Michigan for renting his office space.

Eric Berry should be furious at how his support band is ripping off the worst advertisements on television. Really, they should be basing his Heisman candidacy on the fine wine of “The World’s Most Interesting Man”

John David Booty agrees

Was this the very same Clegg from Eastbound and Down? Who would trust the Shaboom Shabooms publican with money? pffff

I think the Berry ad should have gone for more of a “300” or “Gladiator” theme, with a narrator that sounds like the guy that narrates all of the movie previews. That quirky, funny shit doesn’t fit with rip-your-colon-out SEC football.

I had no idea John Parker Wilson was an old shyster looking to steal money.

Oh yeah…the contract with the Falcons. Forget what I said.

Ah, Lamar Greene. Not once, but twice, disassociated from the program. Now going to prison for the rest of his life. Shame he could never became our Sam Gilbert.

Having said the above, I like the names of the developments. The Legends of Tuscaloosa and Blacksburg. The Legends of, oh wait. Yeah, that is a tough sell to put anything legendary over by Williams-Brice.

Banner week for RR, though. Clearly, he has had some outstanding legal and financial representation in the past couple of years.

Jim Bob Cooter

Maybe I’m the one who doesn’t get it, but spending between 350,000 and 650,000 to own a condo in sight of a stadium (which you will be inside of during the actual game) seems to me to be downright stupid. Perhaps moronic. In those towns you could probably buy a perfectly nice house for 250,000 or less, build a detached garage with a second floor that you could stay in during games, and rent the main house out to students that you are familiar with from your own community. (presuming you still live in your state, which, since they are southern state schools, is nearly entirely likely).

If anyone cares to enlighten me on why someone would buy these things, I would appreciate it.

Wow…so what does this say about the elusive FOUR-named people…like Ben Jarvis Green-Ellis?

God I hate Fox college coverage.

At least put someone with a brain in the booth, ask Jimmuh Johnson.

Pat Summmaralll wants you to know that if you can’t see the play through a bottle of Beefeater Gin, well then goddammit, it’s not worth seeing.

drb – I think Mike Balogun hates FOX more. Well – at least Charles Davis.

Great EB&D reference by MightyMightyMitzu and ALGator, yes, that Berry promo would have been perfect with a little “Carmina Burana” underneath.

Don’t blame Rich Rod’s representation. RR knew the talented Mr. Greene from their days at Clemson.

If I’m Bill Martin, I’m crapping my pants right about now. The media is going to dig big time into RR’s financial relationships and will gleefully smear RR and the entire UM program with whatever they find.

I love aggies – every year they find new ways to measure their failures. Thankfully the Sherman hire and recent disclosures regarding the athletic dept operating in the red will ensure misery and futility for year to come – that is when they are most entertaining for the rest of us.

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Don’t be thinking “student housing,” be thinking “corporate sponsorship of luxury condo within walking distance of the game.” Also a guaranteed parking space for the limo that will actually drive your fat corporate ass the 200 yards to the stadium entrance and will come pick it back up after the game.

Add a Jumbotron-scale big screen HD tv for the late games and maid service on Monday to clean up the mess, and you’ve got a king-hell location for entertaining clients, wealthy alums, what have you.

You gotta get out of the “keg of beer on the front porch” box if you want to be big time.

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Don’t forget gated access to keep my damn wife in the dark when I’m with my mistress angle.

ya know what’s fun? Place an “e” on either side of the aTm logo.

I’ve known Lamar Greene for 23 years and to my knowledge, he has NEVER asked anyone to call him by his entire name. Please tell me where in the he// you received your information that he insists on going by all three names. That’s just NOT TRUE. He goes by Lamar Greene. He is no saint, obviously, but he did not trick Rodriguez or take advantage of him. Those two have been best friends since they met. I’ve seen them interact. Rodriguez made his decisions with full knowledge of who his business partners were and are.

Yea, I forgot about the old rich dudes and entertaining clients or whatever. Silly me for wanting to tail gate and be around drunk college girls.

Thanks for the tip about OU gear being readily available in the lower counties. I’m headed to Baja Oklahoma tomorrow, so I’ll help make sure Academy, etc. stock our stuff for years to come.