A brief press conference in the Florida football facility.
Reporter: What word would you use to describe Charleston Southern's defense, Coach Meyer?
Urban Meyer: "Tremendous."
Urban Meyer: Absolutely.
Reporter 1: What would you think about fighting this man? In the ring, ten minutes from now?
Meyer: I'm worried about his reach. A formidable opponent by the looks of it.
Reporter 3: Could you solve this for me?
Meyer: I don't know about that. Could take a while.
Reporter: How about racing this man in a 40 yard dash. Right now!
Meyer: He could be deceptively fast, you know. Plus I might pull something. I'd need to train for a while and get back to you on that.
Reporter 1: Coach, where the hell did you learn how to so brazenly deny reality prior to a game with an overmatched D-1AA opponent in one of the toughest venues in college football?
Meyer: Oh, nowhere in particular.