OREGON RAPPERS SPIT FIRE
by Orson on Sep 1, 2009 9:02 AM EDT
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Print"The girls at Boise State have this weird genetic mustache trait." "They eat fried cat paw in Utah." It's filthy and brilliant, and earns points for having two white guys who don't attempt the Affected White Rapper With Black Accent. Also, they just spend the last minute or so making jibberish noises and saying nonsensical phrases like "I'm going to take a chance/ And have unprotected sex in France."
Listen and stand back from the speakers, because it really might give a hater permanent insomnia, have your girl droolin' for their toolin', and turn a sucker mc into a pumpkin on the first listen.
One quibble: "Retard Erickson likes it on the back door/usually on the bathroom floor." Untrue. Back in the seventies the Cap'n might have let a woman tap gently on the garden gate to Prostate Park, but once the eighties came along and everyone got sane it was strictly private property signs back there and all business to the front entrance, please.
Oh, and good morning to you. TWO DAYS GET YOUR WAR ON ALL CAPS GRRRRRRR.
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…USC is OK…
OK, what the fuck is happening over the last 90 seconds? "I have a supreme pizza in my pants " I think it just turned into a rathergood song.
by TJ on Sep 1, 2009 9:12 AM EDT reply actions
It’s true. We dip the cat paw in fry sauce and have it with green jell-o.
by utahutes86 on Sep 1, 2009 9:28 AM EDT reply actions
W/o listening, what shots do they take at the SEC? Nobody is on their schedule, so did they fire some sort of random warning shot at Florida for their inevitable showdown in the BCS title game?
If the above makes no sense, know that I am basing my question off the SEC tag.
by Coop on Sep 1, 2009 9:54 AM EDT reply actions
Two days until the eye-rape that will be Oregon’s unis on the smurf turf. HD was made for days like this.
by Jack Fact on Sep 1, 2009 10:00 AM EDT reply actions
Wings on the sleeve? Ducks can’t fly. Where is Les Nessman when you need him?
by Stan Gable on Sep 1, 2009 10:03 AM EDT reply actions
they must have a drug arsenal out west that would make Steven Tyler, Dave Gahan, Joe Perry, and Ronnie Wood fall off the wagon just from looking at it, and Rick James would roll over in his grave and snort the ashes of Keith Richard’s dead father while Keith and Shane McGowan take turns seeing whose heart can stop beating longest….
by They call me....Tim on Sep 1, 2009 10:05 AM EDT reply actions
I contest the notion that the decade that brought us Motley Crue and the brick cellphone would count as “a return to sanity”.
by GTSteve on Sep 1, 2009 10:17 AM EDT reply actions
It’s what “MTV Get Off the Air Part II” would have been if MC Paul Barman liked football. Love it.
by now_a_hoo on Sep 1, 2009 10:35 AM EDT reply actions
I’m not going to lie – this is awesome.
It’s got a quasi-smooth MC 900 Ft. Jesus thing going there for a while then flips the script and hits with some Muppets-on-acid flava.
by DAve on Sep 1, 2009 11:01 AM EDT reply actions
@Stan Gable. You’re thinking of turkeys, turkey. You city folk are a caution. Ducks fly from Mexico to Canada, ever year, just like Lou Saban.
by Lazy Media on Sep 1, 2009 3:19 PM EDT reply actions
I’m a gigantic Oregon honk and I can’t even defend that. It’s fucking terrible.
by DFresh on Sep 1, 2009 3:38 PM EDT reply actions
Of course it’s Oregon, it’s ironic. Those kids battle rap like Jamie Kennedy
by squibby on Sep 1, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
With the Oregon center in the 3 point stance on the screencap of the video, I FINALLY get the placement of the wings on the Oregon uniforms!
by Curtis on Sep 1, 2009 4:11 PM EDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZJ1fgdKc1Q
UGA rebuttal
by kama on Sep 1, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be-E8qQG32c
I see your Georgia video and raise you one krunk Bama video…
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Sep 2, 2009 12:58 AM EDT reply actions
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