HAIKU ON JEFF DEMPS, STARTING RUNNING BACK
by Orson on Aug 31, 2009 3:04 PM EDT
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PrintHighlights of Arkansas game featuring Jeff Demps, Youtube; haiku, by Orson who is about to catch a plane.
Demps will be starter;
Number two is number one.
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM.
(Not officially, but it's gonna happen. Now, to catch a cab.)
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helen keller could have ran for 200 yards against the razorbacks last year. not impressed.
by playap on Aug 31, 2009 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
She would’ve really struggled with making a zone read though as QB.
by Tim on Aug 31, 2009 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
See Demps run real fast.
But, his Kung Fu is not strong
Enough for 12 games.
by der schatten on Aug 31, 2009 6:12 PM EDT reply actions
Now let’s be fair playap; Helen Keller probably knows the Gator playbook about as well as Chris Rainey.
by DougoUConnPlaysFootball? on Aug 31, 2009 6:27 PM EDT reply actions
That was before Ryan Mallet’s throwing arm was named starter at both left corner and free safety.
by Godfrey on Aug 31, 2009 6:30 PM EDT reply actions
Harvin’s kung fu wasn’t strong enough for the whole season either!
by Tim on Aug 31, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions
Demps is fleet of foot
Gators need a go-to back
Don’t pull a groin bro
by Irwin Fletcher on Aug 31, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions
Demps is fast indeed
Can he outrun the swine flu?
Andele! Ay! Ay!
by MightyMightyMitzu on Aug 31, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions
If we aren’t privy to another Stephen Garcia/Floating Matthew McConaughey bit by kickoff time, I’m gonna cry. I’m also gonna whine a lot.
by OldSouth on Aug 31, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions
Quarkback Demps will start,
But Rainey always comes first,
When white girls nearby.
by Gator03 on Sep 1, 2009 12:39 AM EDT reply actions
not to try and threadjack, but… Bama Starter Shot…
http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2009/08/breaking_news_tides_brandon_de.html
by roll_tide_daniel on Sep 1, 2009 2:17 AM EDT reply actions
Video is awesome
Gators gonna miss Percy
Run Demps Run Rainey
by g8rslm on Sep 1, 2009 9:11 AM EDT reply actions
Smile for me Daddy
What are you lookin at fool
Bo Carroll is slow
by Tampa Gator on Sep 1, 2009 9:41 AM EDT reply actions
Nutt run out of town
Razorbacks play with big frown
This years big surprise
by Ben Dover on Sep 1, 2009 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
Spin move overkill
Seen them many times before
Don’t need twelve angles
by Continuation T. Arranger on Sep 1, 2009 1:57 PM EDT reply actions
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