COUNTDOWN 2009: WHAT TIME IS IT?

by Orson on Aug 28, 2009 4:39 PM EDT

It's time to bust a Nutt. No numbers necessary today.

Memphis is so nasty. ("How nasty is Memphis?") So nasty that's no knockoff street shirt, but is in the official Memphis Tiger bookstore as the official Ole Miss shirt. (HT: Ragin Cajun and FOTP.)

College football arrives next week. Warm up your pimp hand over the weekend, and get ready to whoop the trick of your choice, playas and playettes.

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Stay classy, Tiger High…stay classy.

by the ex-croominator on Aug 28, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

You have to think that whoever approved that doesn’t know what that means – which makes it funnier.

by Me and Paul on Aug 28, 2009 5:44 PM EDT reply actions

Rebelette, remember you’re coming to the capital of the Dirty South, just make sure we don’t bust a cap on you after we send the Nutts home crying…..

by sjs1959 on Aug 28, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

Excuse my ignorance, but why does the ferocious tiger have a hammer? Is it Memphis’ answer to Triple H?

by John F on Aug 28, 2009 6:17 PM EDT reply actions

Hey now, Memphis does it hardcore. When they bust their nutts they like to use a hammer, none of this pansy-ass rubing off of the shell. The only protection they need is safety glasses for the bystanders. If only they had another person there to hold their nutts still for them, that would make it easier.

by Morgan on Aug 28, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry sjs1959. A few years after 1959, the Dirty South Capital was moved to Atlanta. And probably before that it was somewhere in Mississippi or Alabama. Memphis may lay claim for most crime ridden city per capita for muders.

by jcat6109 on Aug 28, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions

Quoth Memphis: SKEET SKEET SKEET!

by Curtis on Aug 28, 2009 8:33 PM EDT reply actions

Re: #5

Curtis, I thought that’s what John Calipari said.

by Geaux Irish on Aug 28, 2009 8:56 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry, meant #7.

by Geaux Irish on Aug 28, 2009 10:28 PM EDT reply actions

More like Rick Pitino …

by Geori on Aug 28, 2009 10:50 PM EDT reply actions

Dear Lord,

I don’t ask for much. You’ve given me a beautiful wife and a healthy, happy child. That’s great and all, but I’d really, REALLY appreciate it if you could somehow perform a miracle and let Tiger High beat the Nutters.

Thanks and see you Sunday,

Hawgustus

by Hawgustus Caesar on Aug 29, 2009 4:22 PM EDT reply actions

Trap game for Florida this year…?

Vanderbilt.

by You should go to Vanderbilt, son, you'll make more money on Aug 29, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions

Hey sjs1959,
Memphis used to be a nice place. It’s a shame that classless losers like you are there. We’re gonna beat your asses back into the stone age. Rain Man is gonna be crying on the radio after we RUTS on you losers. We hung 41 on you last year with relative ease. I hope we hang 60 on you this year before we drop you fromt he schedule.

by BigRebOne on Aug 30, 2009 11:46 AM EDT reply actions