Just watch Texas A&M's synchronized beachball team and tell us you don't think Tim Brando's full of shit. Dancing like that comes from the heart, and this team clearly has it if that curtsying showmanship is to be believed.

When does it get transcendent? Probably at the first really well-executed curtsy, but if that didn't do it for you, this moment should have done the trick.

(HT: Dave.) It's talented, but Les Miles thinks you should try handling two balls that size all the time, and then get back to him about pulling neat tricks with 'em.