"CANES" RHYMES WITH "HANDS"
by Orson on Aug 24, 2009 11:43 AM EDT
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Best lyric: "You can't block the kick, because it was a pass." The men are clearly looking forward to Miami's innovative new "fake punt pass on first down" offense, which would be an improvement on Patrick Nix's collection of terribly shitty plays, now available as a free pamphlet available on request from Braindeath Publishing House ("Preserving terrible ideas for future generations: Braindeath Publishing.") HT: The 7th Floor Crew, who also bring us this fine animated gif of COMPLETE FUCKING OWNAGE.
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Damn you Orson this hook is going to be stuck in my head all day now. College football raps are the unofficial usher for the season. /excited
by cgb on Aug 24, 2009 1:50 PM EDT reply actions
I wonder if they have an animated .gif of 44-0?
by now_a_hoo on Aug 24, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions
That .gif just reminds me that there’s no more Three Daves in SECland anymore. SAD.
by robert on Aug 24, 2009 2:27 PM EDT reply actions
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