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In the next installment in the Miami rap tradition:

Best lyric: "You can't block the kick, because it was a pass." The men are clearly looking forward to Miami's innovative new "fake punt pass on first down" offense, which would be an improvement on Patrick Nix's collection of terribly shitty plays, now available as a free pamphlet available on request from Braindeath Publishing House ("Preserving terrible ideas for future generations: Braindeath Publishing.") HT: The 7th Floor Crew, who also bring us this fine animated gif of COMPLETE FUCKING OWNAGE.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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