BLOGTOBERFEST: ONLY TEXAS TECH PREVIEW YOU WILL EVER NEED EDITION

Blogtoberfest: for when ADD falls down panting in exhaustion at your pace.

Horns a-fiya! Peter brings us this extremely well-crafted Horns video. Still waiting on the Florida video set to "Raining Blood" consisting of nothing but pictures of Brandon Spikes killing people by force. Internet, make this happen!

Also of note on the Texas front is Chris' examination of the Texas passing game, which is simple, but simple/good, not simple/drown-in-bathtub-stupid.

Meanwhile, 3,500 miles away. The only preview you will ever need for Texas Tech football is this:

LG Brandon Carter continues his Columbine-Moody-Goth-With-The-Pituitary-Of-A-Mastodon act. It’s boring. If he unleashed the Mexican midget wrestler El Caliente (who lives symbiotically between his belly fat folds) on enemy pass rushers, I would be more entertained by his WWE shtick. Otherwise I anticipate him one day replacing Criss Angel’s terrible brooding magician act at a Connecticut Indian Casino.

Salute Scipio Tex. He's leading us over the horizon. Possibly into an ambush followed by a cavalry charge into cannon fire, but Texans never have relied on "math" when picking their fights.

But this will improve recruiting among transfers from the Southern Conference. Florida's opener against Charleston Southern didn't have to be useless, and almost wasn't.

Frank Spaziani, sitting on the ash-heap and refusing to curse God. Boston College may be slipping into Job territory with the continuing injuries to his quarterbacks.

If your pregame song sounds "Christian Rock-ish,"...you're doing it wrong. Virginia Tech would like to invite you to borrow a dose of vitamin ROCK once you, you know, find your testicles in that jar where you put them as a result of them falling off from listening to that Cowboys song.

Perhaps he can kick Kyle Parker gets the "I'm all right, feeling good" fluffery as the new starter, but we all know no man is confident who has WILLY KORN WILLY KORN nipping at their heels. Block-C, when not dispensing extremely detailed information on the perfect cooler, also reminds you that you, too, can at least attempt to be a Clemson Tiger. It would help if you could kick, since they're already considering starting a walk-on.

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