BUT DOES IT HAVE ELECTROLYTES?
Erk Russell is going to crawl his ass out from the grave and kick the frilly panties off of whomever thought this up. Seriously: start. Running. Now. If he’s inbound from Columbus where he’s buried, you have a day or two before he gets to Athens and starts beating your asses into fine pulps.
PS. We have Gatorade, and it has what plants crave. WIN.










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nycDawg says:
Damn. I saw this the other day and thought ‘Orsen will have a field day with this’. Strangely, you didn’t
August 18th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
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nycDawg says:
oops. Neither Orsen nor OrsOn did anything with it
August 18th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
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Silver Britches says:
Trying to make a dime off my University is becoming a boutique business. Somehow this is Michael Adams’s fault.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
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ohiodawg says:
Joe Cox: What’s this shit?!?!
Trinton Sturdivant: Malossol my ass. This shit’s salted.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
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AuditDawg says:
I almost fell out of my chair laughing because of the reference to Idiocracy.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
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Secretary Not Sure says:
The Thirst Mutilator.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
5
Jonathan Crompton was amazed when he found out that food comes from plants.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
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ya lawya says:
This is the worst idea since the Cherrishinski.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
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Tracer Bullet says:
I will eat any number of questionable things from Georgia, sometimes one must suffer to love soul food, but I ain’t eatin’ that.
August 18th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
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Grady says:
“We didn’t invent caviar, just caviar in a dip can”
August 18th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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JD says:
All those words on the cannister and not one “ARP” to be found. That’s some restraint.
August 18th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
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MaconDawg says:
I’m so . . . ashamed. Really. Even Auburn fans understand why this is funny.
Though if my trips to/through Gainesville have been at all representative “They have meth . . .we have caviar” would have been truthier.
August 18th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
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Techie says:
The first person who thinks that’s premium West Coast Snuff is going to be sorely disappointed.
August 18th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
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haveagreatday says:
@5-6 – An shamefully underappreciated movie. “Go away! Batin’!” has got to be the best line to come out of a movie in at least ten years.
August 18th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
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beerbaron says:
quit talking like a fag and shit.
August 18th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
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Tripper says:
Pshhh It’s not like they invented caviar. Gators=not impressed.
August 18th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
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Tarryltons says:
If you don’t eat Siberian Sturgeon caviar….Fuck You!
August 19th, 2009 at 12:27 am
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Bull says:
I’d like to add the fact that Georgia got their Siberian Sturgeons from the University of Florida. Honestly, they really did. Its my lab. So…we have Gatorade, and we gave Georgia some of our sturgeon.
August 19th, 2009 at 6:51 am
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Greggo says:
I thought something smells fishy in Athens….
August 19th, 2009 at 8:17 am
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Ramblin Dreck says:
We were wondering if we could go family-style on her?
Upgrayed approves.
August 19th, 2009 at 12:07 pm