BUT DOES IT HAVE ELECTROLYTES?

by Orson on Aug 18, 2009 2:12 PM EDT

Erk Russell is going to crawl his ass out from the grave and kick the frilly panties off of whomever thought this up. Seriously: start. Running. Now. If he's inbound from Columbus where he's buried, you have a day or two before he gets to Athens and starts beating your asses into fine pulps.

PS. We have Gatorade, and it has what plants crave. WIN.

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Damn. I saw this the other day and thought ‘Orsen will have a field day with this’. Strangely, you didn’t

by nycDawg on Aug 18, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions

oops. Neither Orsen nor OrsOn did anything with it

by nycDawg on Aug 18, 2009 2:18 PM EDT reply actions

Trying to make a dime off my University is becoming a boutique business. Somehow this is Michael Adams’s fault.

by Silver Britches on Aug 18, 2009 2:23 PM EDT reply actions

Joe Cox: What’s this shit?!?!

Trinton Sturdivant: Malossol my ass. This shit’s salted.

by ohiodawg on Aug 18, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions

I almost fell out of my chair laughing because of the reference to Idiocracy.

by AuditDawg on Aug 18, 2009 2:35 PM EDT reply actions

The Thirst Mutilator.

by Secretary Not Sure on Aug 18, 2009 2:37 PM EDT reply actions

Jonathan Crompton was amazed when he found out that food comes from plants.

by yoyofutbawl on Aug 18, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions

This is the worst idea since the Cherrishinski.

by ya lawya on Aug 18, 2009 2:52 PM EDT reply actions

I will eat any number of questionable things from Georgia, sometimes one must suffer to love soul food, but I ain’t eatin’ that.

by Tracer Bullet on Aug 18, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

“We didn’t invent caviar, just caviar in a dip can”

by Grady on Aug 18, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions

All those words on the cannister and not one “ARP” to be found. That’s some restraint.

by JD on Aug 18, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions

I’m so . . . ashamed. Really. Even Auburn fans understand why this is funny.

Though if my trips to/through Gainesville have been at all representative “They have meth . . .we have caviar” would have been truthier.

by MaconDawg on Aug 18, 2009 3:45 PM EDT reply actions

The first person who thinks that’s premium West Coast Snuff is going to be sorely disappointed.

by Techie on Aug 18, 2009 4:43 PM EDT reply actions

@5-6 – An shamefully underappreciated movie. “Go away! Batin’!” has got to be the best line to come out of a movie in at least ten years.

by haveagreatday on Aug 18, 2009 5:26 PM EDT reply actions

quit talking like a fag and shit.

by beerbaron on Aug 18, 2009 6:21 PM EDT reply actions

Pshhh It’s not like they invented caviar. Gators=not impressed.

by Tripper on Aug 18, 2009 9:30 PM EDT reply actions

If you don’t eat Siberian Sturgeon caviar….Fuck You!

by Tarryltons on Aug 19, 2009 1:27 AM EDT reply actions

I’d like to add the fact that Georgia got their Siberian Sturgeons from the University of Florida. Honestly, they really did. Its my lab. So…we have Gatorade, and we gave Georgia some of our sturgeon.

by Bull on Aug 19, 2009 7:51 AM EDT reply actions