BRANDON CARTER HAS NEW FACEPAINT FOR THE OU GAME
by Orson on Aug 17, 2009 10:51 AM EDT
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Brandon Carter, your new facepaint for the Oklahoma game awaits this year: Stephen Good, starting right guard for the Oklahoma Sooners, is terrified of Pennywise.
What's something about yourself that not many people know?
I'm afraid of clowns. The movie "It" got to me.
It's okay. We all float down here, Stephen. If you didn't see IT when you were a kid, we can save you the trauma and summarize it thusly: you get scared shitless by a clown that talks to you from the drains and tries to persuade you to join him in the gutter, and then watch as it turns out he's just a poorly animated stop-motion animation monster of little substance in the finale. In other words, he's what every non-Tennessee fan hopes Lane Kiffin's narrative arc as football coach at Tennessee will be. Glad we could save you the time, and good luck sleeping anyway thinking about a.) what will happen if that's not true, and b.) Tim Curry talking to you from sewer grates. (HT: Barking Carnival.)
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Why is Myles Brand in clown makeup and posing with Colt McCoy in photos?
by Counter Trap on Aug 17, 2009 11:32 AM EDT reply actions
Pennywise made bad teeth cool a few years before Jewel hit the scene.
by Geaux Irish on Aug 17, 2009 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
That miniseries was such a letdown. Absolutely creepy and terrifying for the first however many hours, it’s completely undermined by the last ten minutes. ‘Wait a minute, it’s just a weird looking spider/scorpion thing? That’s stupid.’
I can still elicit the desired terror mood in a couple of friends with a well timed, “They allll float down here!” though.
by chg on Aug 17, 2009 1:35 PM EDT reply actions
The movie was utter fail. The book, however, was scary as hell. Just sayin’.
by stockman on Aug 17, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions
Clowns are fucking scary. Kill’em all I say. If they aren’t Pennywise, then they’re probably a John Wayne Gacy.
by Daviehamsufferer97 on Aug 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions
I know he needs a QB in the worst way, but why is Lane Kiffin hanging out with Colt McCoy? Maybe he doesn’t understand the eligibility rules yet?
by Navi-gator on Aug 17, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
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