"LAWN MOWER" + [BODY PART HERE] = ROLLICKING FAMILY FUN
by Holly Anderson on Aug 7, 2009 12:53 PM EDT
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PrintThere's not a whole lot to add to this story, so we're deferring to Littmann's take: "Edwards got his foot caught in a lawn mower."
That would be Armanti Edwards of Appalachian State, he who gave Michigan such fits in the portentous 2007 season opener, and who despite GETTING HIS FOOT CAUGHT IN A LAWN MOWER is expected to make a full and speedy recovery in time for kickoff. Details at this point are sketchy, other than there being a LAWN MOWER involved, but we hope you'll find our artist's rendering as entirely plausible as we do:
Quoth 'Freek: "Revenge is a dish best served cold, and usually from lawnmowers and woodchippers." Carr's got nothing but time, man. Nothing. But. Time. [SFX: meeeeowwwSNAP!]
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Lloyd Carr was far too classy to commit murder by lawnmower. RichRod, on the other hand…. well, we know what happened to Scott Shafer. He’s in Syracuse, you say? That’s murder by lawnmower, no matter how you look at it.
Lloyd would have poisoned his foe’s drink, or stabbed him with a poison-tipped blade. Something poisony and Shakespearean. All-class, that man.
by Sam on Aug 7, 2009 12:59 PM EDT reply actions
Excellent work with the kittens, Freak. Now I will not accomplish anything at work today.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Aug 7, 2009 1:30 PM EDT reply actions
LSUfreek remains, as always, in mid-season form.
by Crabapple Buck on Aug 7, 2009 1:34 PM EDT reply actions
The red ejection, is…..is that Ann Arbor Mist???
by GatorGreg on Aug 7, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
good work. very good work.
I like the part with lloyd in it.
by Michigan Man 1 on Aug 7, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions
it’s the kittens that really make the impact.
freak-if you are ever in alexandria VA, you get free beer.
by jd on Aug 7, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions
As I will be drinking beer 8 miles south of Boone in about two hours, I’ll be sure to inform the locals about Lloyd’s latest expolits with Appy State.
by yoyofutbawl on Aug 7, 2009 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
was just in boone this past weekend to move the ladyfriend into her apartment for grad school at ASU.
those weiners are still more excited about having beat michigan than they were about winning the D1aa title three years in a row.
At least they know aa dont mean shit.
by blueboy on Aug 11, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions
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