CURIOUS INDEX, 8/5/09

And much like the flaw in the comparison between Lincoln and Kennedy that while they were both elected in a year that ends in “60” Lincoln was also re-elected before being assassinated, no one discussion this comparison will note that a dynasty should win more than one title.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…..I’m a UF fan, so I’m probably a little biased here, but to compare the current hype for UF to that of USC in ’05 is a bit of a stretch. I think UF is receiving the appropriate amount of hype for a defending national champion with a Heisman-winning QB and its entire starting defense returning, whereas the WWL was openly comparing the ’05 USC team to wach of the National Champions of the past 50 years.

That said, I would love to finally see a SEC Champion vs. Texas or SEC Champion vs. USC National Championship Game.

wach = each

curse these giant fingers!

Doug, my man.

You may want to take a look at saving your photos and such as JPG’s instead of bitmaps (BMP’s) to make life a little easier on us serfs that are stuck with slow connections.

(Sorry for the technical detour….you may all now resume your witty banter….)

Storm Johnson… high School football recruit, or Norse god of porn.

You be the judge.

SI’s Andy Staples may have scoured the recruiting sites for the next great name, but I scoured his site and did not find one mention of super recruit Buttfuck McGee!!!??!!
For shame SI, for shame…

I thought the interwebs had collectively agreed that the term would be “Got Chizzed On”?

That or the coach/team “Chizzed” in his/their pants.

Lost to Auburn? You Chizzed In Your Pants.

Did anyone else catch the WWL’s interview of Clay Matthews? He confirmed the value of the USC education when he stated that he did not know Green Bay was in Wisconsin. (He had to look it up on google). So, Clay obviously is NOT smarter than a 3rd grader. And to those who mock the SEC educational system, I give you…..Clay Matthews!

1. - I’ve never seen anything receive as much hype as Tebow. Ever. In any field of endeavor.

Embarrassing loss to Auburn – chizzed the pooch.

hobeg8r – good call, but my guess is that the athletes are judged on a slightly different scale at every school, and especially BCS schools.

PW @ 2
I agree…at this point. However, if late October finds an undefeated Florida team, I fully expect to hear the “Florida is better than NFL team X” or " Best team in History" talk coming from Bristol.

Speaking of 2005 USC, does anybody else remember how ESPN had that ridiculous series of polls attempting to determine the “greatest teams ever” and how they stacked up against 2005 USC…. all before the fucking BCS title game was even played.

Another shining moment in the history of the Worldwide Leader.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/football/ncaa/08/04/Holtz.Congress.ap/index.html

Should be worth a post or two.

You mean that blonde haired girl that plays for USC is really a guy? Man… that’s embarrasing.

I vote for Chizzed….or Chizshitted On if you lose to Auburn,or Iowa St.

Where o’ where is all that football talent that played in the 05 BCS game?
Both starting QB’s- firmly on the bench. How’s that Heisman doin for ol’ Leinart? and he is playing 2nd fiddle to the QB equivalent of a volcano, who only erupts offensively every 5 yrs? And is nearly as old as a volcano? And Reggie Bush finally breakin up with Kardashian? He should have a breakout year, getting all that ass weight off his shoulders.

@10
Let us know when Tebow doesn’t live up to it.

RE: Hog Rap Song

Thank you for maybe the single greatest piece of art music since Sgt. Pepper’s LHCB.

Oh, and yeah that ESPN “USC Greatest Team Ever” thing where they had the Trojan’s beating every NC in history was the nadir of the WWL.

Great stuff for football season

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/2993/collegefootballflowcharku2.jpg/

Re #5: Bearthur Johnson.

I think we’re done here.

Indiana Faithful’s parents are obviously tuned in to the inherent humor of oxymorons.

1. - I’ve never said Tebow’s not a damn good quarterback.

But let’s start with him getting the Heisman after leading his team to three losses and a bowl loss. There’s an example of hype outstripping the results on the field.

Howard Johnson and ohiodawg are right about Samuel Johnson being right. The term for being beaten by Gene Chizik is “chizzed.”

yeah, the same USC team that barely beat Charley Weiss and gave up 42 points to Fresno State….You need to play defense to be one of the greatest of all time….don’t you?

Problem is, WWL would probably STILL put that team in its top 5…even though it didn’t win the MNC…..even though it produced some of the NFL’s greatest busts…….

@16—Tebow didn’t play defense in 2007. He was still clearly the best player in the country that year by any measure.
 
And as for hype in any field of endeavor, I’d offer up the current occupant of the White House, but we don’t talk politics here.

I humbly nominate Zik’d, as a term for being defeated in an unacceptable fashion.

Not too be confused with Zook’d, which is what happens when you do it to yourself.

@19

so the “knuckle-puck” kid from Mighty Ducks 2 is the Norse god of porn?

Mind = Boggled

"Chizzwhacked" is almost there. given the ensuing comedy/FAIL that is to follow, i suggest tweaking the term to the more goofy sounding "Chizziwhacked"

PeayHog @17

If you think the wwl reached its nadir, you haven’t been paying attention. It reaches a new low every day they broadcast and try to create the news instead of report it. If it wasn’t for the live sports they broadcast (and poker doesn’t count) and Rece Davis, it would be unwatchable.

Chizz-Rag — A penalty that favors the Auburn football team, when there was actually no penalty on the play. “Where was the pass interfence?! Dumbass ref throwing out a Chizz-Rag”

that rap song will not leave my head… it’s nestled in their between two girls, one cup and Hasselhoff in Berlin…

@24 – The current Chief Magistrate crossed my mind, I’ll give you that one!

Fish’s song is definitely NOT the first rap song to feature the Hog Call in it. I know there are a few, but this is the first I ever personally heard it in, and it remains by far the standard of Razorback rap songs. Which, really, are an art unto themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXHhXSfVoYg

#10,
I would start here with hype comparisons…

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/bowls06/bowls?game=bcs#playeraccu

Honestly, you guys should STFU about any media hype about any SEC team.

The SEC has spent the last 30 years hearing about the glory of Big X (where X is a number greater than 9) and West Coast football.

As tiring as it is, Tebow has lived up to the Tebow hype.

Signed,
It was pass interference.

…and just like JFK, texas* is gonna get killed in Dallas

@28

Agreeance

I was checking the golf recruiting sites for weird names the other day. Get this, there is a guy who spells Presston with two S’s! That’s just crazy!

Shouldn’t the logical replacement to being Croomed to be “Mulled over”? I mean, if Auburn miraculously comes out swingin’, it might not be particularly embarrassing. If Mississippi State comes out strong… that would be a whole ’nuther league of shock.

Somebody needs to tell Reggie (benchwarmer) Fish that people who catch/muff punts inside their own ten yard line don’t get to do really bad rap songs. That honor is reserved for fake gangsta’s and white boys from suburbia ( I’m looking at you Robbie Van Winkle).

@35
I’d go with “Mulled Down” or “Mulletted”

Personally. I like Gene Chizzed. Re: Bukkake

How can Arkansas’ 5’5" WR/PR Reggie Fish be mentioned on EDSBS without pointing out he was the MVP of Florida’s 2006 National Championship season?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKbcaMuYS28&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Foinkx.com%2Findex.php%3Ftopic%3D40966.30&feature=player_embedded