BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: THE TIM TEBOW SONG
I’ve already had one request this morning for “Tim Tebow Song,” a YouTube music video posted by a couple of enterprising Florida fans and currently spreading like chlamydia, no doubt, through cyberspace. After consulting my What Would Orson Do bracelet, I’ve determined that he would post it, if for no other reason than to torture you all like the filthy beggars you are. Herewith: “Tim Tebow Song.”
(Hat tip/blame: Senator Blutarsky, gouging out his eyes as we speak.)
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Daviegator says:
They are FSU fans
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 pm
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Gatorfan says:
This shames us all
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:08 pm
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I LOVE TURD says:
Wow, that was horrible. And WAY too long.
Reppin’ FL State, however, is pretty amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkWWFG9P5OA
Gainesville has too many white people.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
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chg says:
Reppin’ FL State is amazing.
I can’t believe fans of no other school in the nation have thought to put together a football highlight reel with a homemade rap soundtrack. My favorite part is when they repped the rhododendrons.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
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David says:
So…what are gator fans going to do with themselves once Tebow leaves? Is there a Heaven’s Gate-esque get together planned around the next NFL draft?
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:23 pm
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c.scott says:
holy crap that’s awful.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm
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Nathan says:
Futher proof that GT fans are vastly underrated. “The Perfect Option” >>>>> this crap. Holy shit it’s terrible.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm
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David says:
BTW, are you supposed to throw up a little when you watch that video?
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
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ALGator says:
Brilliantly hideous.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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Navi-gator says:
Umm, Tebow wears 15. Wuerffel was 7.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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Sherlock Hemlock says:
If McMackin had called them “faggots,” there’s not a diversity tribunal in the land that would bring in a verdict of “insensitive.”
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:44 pm
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JIMatUA says:
I want that 4 minutes of my life back.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
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dukeofdway says:
I’m particulary fond of the blue jerseyed clowns tebow dance. Just when you think he’s completely run it into the ground, he pops out from the grass and breaks it down, white-boy style.
August 3rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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jimjar says:
mmm…that was really bad. I had to stop it after about 2 mins…I hope I didn’t miss the good parts.1
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
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the ex-croominator says:
To cleanse the palate, may I offer a couple of raps from two of my alma maters?
63 Boyz, “Bama Anthem” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MltfBysSDI
Krazy J & 66 Deuce, “All the Fine Girls Go To Ole Miss” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0pYk7nBEE (not really about football, but could anyone really rap about the football program with a straight face?)
August 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm
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offcampus says:
4:00 too long.
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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TOPolk says:
If we’re showing off bad college football rap songs, here’s Clemson’s submission:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUZ4Lfns3M
August 3rd, 2009 at 4:19 pm
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croc says:
This song sucks.
August 3rd, 2009 at 5:06 pm
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Albino Tornado says:
Spreading *like* chlamydia among Florida fans? Shouldn’t “like” be “with”?
August 3rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
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Benny Lava says:
@ Daviegator, agreed. Had to be imposters. Incorrect jersey number….but more importantly…. NO JORTS? WTF?!
I, too, had to end the suckitude at ~2:00, but Jayzus that was enough. @ Jimjar, I don’t think we missed anything when we stopped the carnage…..
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:00 pm
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Wolverine1 says:
That guy’s jersey reads “Eators” in the screen cap.
It’s all I got.
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:09 pm
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Josh M says:
I lasted 1:07 into it. What do I win?
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:19 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
Jeremy Clarkson Beatbox is far better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk
August 3rd, 2009 at 8:51 pm
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Brian says:
the FSU song is legit, with GTs perfect option behind that, then the song about Matt Grothe was pretty solid, then trailing in a horrible fourth is this tebow song.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
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Brian says:
Oh and Colonel Reb is Cryin….sorry best song ever.
August 3rd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
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Gator bait says:
Please make it stop, Tebow is the man, but this is over the top
August 4th, 2009 at 7:39 am
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Gabe says:
Great video and great song. It had that solid florida fan feel to it…very authentic. the only thing that would have imporved it waould be the addition of jorts….more jorts man… I mean really lay it down hard with plenty of jorts.
August 5th, 2009 at 10:17 am
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Kountry Jack says:
Its funny how a little rinky-dink operation like EDSBS could even think to comment on The Tim Tebow Song while ESPN(Only The Biggest sports channel in the Universe) would choose to play The Tim Tebow video over and over when the Gators won last year.ESPN and The Lady Lake Boyz must be doing something right!
September 13th, 2009 at 3:31 pm