I've already had one request this morning for "Tim Tebow Song," a YouTube music video posted by a couple of enterprising Florida fans and currently spreading like chlamydia, no doubt, through cyberspace. After consulting my What Would Orson Do bracelet, I've determined that he would post it, if for no other reason than to torture you all like the filthy beggars you are. Herewith: "Tim Tebow Song."
(Hat tip/blame: Senator Blutarsky, gouging out his eyes as we speak.)