BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR: THE TIM TEBOW SONG

by dougisthesoulmachine on Aug 3, 2009 2:52 PM EDT

I've already had one request this morning for "Tim Tebow Song," a YouTube music video posted by a couple of enterprising Florida fans and currently spreading like chlamydia, no doubt, through cyberspace. After consulting my What Would Orson Do bracelet, I've determined that he would post it, if for no other reason than to torture you all like the filthy beggars you are. Herewith: "Tim Tebow Song."

(Hat tip/blame: Senator Blutarsky, gouging out his eyes as we speak.)

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They are FSU fans

by Daviegator on Aug 3, 2009 3:02 PM EDT reply actions

This shames us all

by Gatorfan on Aug 3, 2009 3:08 PM EDT reply actions

Wow, that was horrible. And WAY too long.

Reppin’ FL State, however, is pretty amazing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkWWFG9P5OA

Gainesville has too many white people.

by I LOVE TURD on Aug 3, 2009 3:09 PM EDT reply actions

Reppin’ FL State is amazing.

I can’t believe fans of no other school in the nation have thought to put together a football highlight reel with a homemade rap soundtrack. My favorite part is when they repped the rhododendrons.

by chg on Aug 3, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions

So…what are gator fans going to do with themselves once Tebow leaves? Is there a Heaven’s Gate-esque get together planned around the next NFL draft?

by David on Aug 3, 2009 3:23 PM EDT reply actions

holy crap that’s awful.

by c.scott on Aug 3, 2009 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

Futher proof that GT fans are vastly underrated. “The Perfect Option” >>>>> this crap. Holy shit it’s terrible.

by Nathan on Aug 3, 2009 3:26 PM EDT reply actions

BTW, are you supposed to throw up a little when you watch that video?

by David on Aug 3, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

Brilliantly hideous.

by ALGator on Aug 3, 2009 3:35 PM EDT reply actions

Umm, Tebow wears 15. Wuerffel was 7.

by Navi-gator on Aug 3, 2009 3:42 PM EDT reply actions

If McMackin had called them “faggots,” there’s not a diversity tribunal in the land that would bring in a verdict of “insensitive.”

by Sherlock Hemlock on Aug 3, 2009 3:44 PM EDT reply actions

I want that 4 minutes of my life back.

by JIMatUA on Aug 3, 2009 3:46 PM EDT reply actions

I’m particulary fond of the blue jerseyed clowns tebow dance. Just when you think he’s completely run it into the ground, he pops out from the grass and breaks it down, white-boy style.

by dukeofdway on Aug 3, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions

mmm…that was really bad. I had to stop it after about 2 mins…I hope I didn’t miss the good parts.1

by jimjar on Aug 3, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions

To cleanse the palate, may I offer a couple of raps from two of my alma maters?

63 Boyz, “Bama Anthem” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MltfBysSDI

Krazy J & 66 Deuce, “All the Fine Girls Go To Ole Miss” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv0pYk7nBEE (not really about football, but could anyone really rap about the football program with a straight face?)

by the ex-croominator on Aug 3, 2009 4:53 PM EDT reply actions

4:00 too long.

by offcampus on Aug 3, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions

If we’re showing off bad college football rap songs, here’s Clemson’s submission:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUZ4Lfns3M

by TOPolk on Aug 3, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions

This song sucks.

by croc on Aug 3, 2009 6:06 PM EDT reply actions

Spreading like chlamydia among Florida fans? Shouldn’t “like” be “with”?

by Albino Tornado on Aug 3, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions

@ Daviegator, agreed. Had to be imposters. Incorrect jersey number….but more importantly…. NO JORTS? WTF?!

I, too, had to end the suckitude at ~2:00, but Jayzus that was enough. @ Jimjar, I don’t think we missed anything when we stopped the carnage…..

by Benny Lava on Aug 3, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions

That guy’s jersey reads “Eators” in the screen cap.

It’s all I got.

by Wolverine1 on Aug 3, 2009 9:09 PM EDT reply actions

I lasted 1:07 into it. What do I win?

by Josh M on Aug 3, 2009 9:19 PM EDT reply actions

Jeremy Clarkson Beatbox is far better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RY9u0LxIWJk

by VolunteerValtrex on Aug 3, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions

the FSU song is legit, with GTs perfect option behind that, then the song about Matt Grothe was pretty solid, then trailing in a horrible fourth is this tebow song.

by Brian on Aug 4, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions

Oh and Colonel Reb is Cryin….sorry best song ever.

by Brian on Aug 4, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions

Please make it stop, Tebow is the man, but this is over the top

by Gator bait on Aug 4, 2009 8:39 AM EDT reply actions

Great video and great song. It had that solid florida fan feel to it…very authentic. the only thing that would have imporved it waould be the addition of jorts….more jorts man… I mean really lay it down hard with plenty of jorts.

by Gabe on Aug 5, 2009 11:17 AM EDT reply actions

Its funny how a little rinky-dink operation like EDSBS could even think to comment on The Tim Tebow Song while ESPN would choose to play The Tim Tebow video over and over when the Gators won last year.ESPN and The Lady Lake Boyz must be doing something right!

by Kountry Jack on Sep 13, 2009 4:31 PM EDT reply actions