DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A TIGHT END?
A knock at the door of a bachelorette party somewhere in Iowa City.
Ladies, I’m sorry to interrupt the party. I’m gonna have to ask you to quiet down, ladies. I know, I know. You’re having a bachelorette party, and you want to have some fun.
But we’re working on film next door, and discussing coverages, and it’s all really distracting for a group that could become the best linebacking corps in the Big Ten. The offseason is particularly important to us. It is the time when we gel as a team, study the opposition, and prepare ourselves physically and mentally for the rigors of the upcoming season. I know this is a special time for you, ma’am. Congratulations on your special day coming up.
We have a special day, too. It’s our opener against Northern Iowa on September 5th. What position will I be playing, ma’am? I’m a linebacker, though if you need me to switch positions, I will. Especially if you ladies happen to need…
This music starts playing.
…A QUALITY TIGHT END FOR THE EVENING. WOOOO!!! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED COWBOY STYLE!!!
The camera fades as he begins to gyrate toward the bride.
FIN.
HT: Doc Saturday.
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King Cockfight says:
This makes me think of four words:
Freddie Kitchens. Thong. Jiggle.
When you’re done throwing up, I’ll apologize.
July 30th, 2009 at 10:32 am
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WarChiziken says:
why does that Publix sign have a pirate patch on it? were they playing T-Tech that day?
July 30th, 2009 at 10:37 am
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DanF says:
I may not agree with the contention that Iowa has the best lb unit in the big 10, but I can’t argue that Pat Angerer is a hell of a name for a line backer
July 30th, 2009 at 10:40 am
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Crazy Joe says:
It appears to be the Outback Bowl last year, which I believe is played where the Bucs play, so that may explain the Pirate eye patch (Buccaneers = fancy word for Pirates).
July 30th, 2009 at 10:45 am
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Some Guy says:
*Claps* Great writing as usual.
July 30th, 2009 at 11:33 am
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diamondm says:
We ladies suffered patiently through the whole Bunda Fridays phase. If this is the start of “Tight End Thursdays”, I’m all for it.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:02 pm