PLEASE REFER TO MY NAMEPLATE FOR THE ANSWER, MR. TRAVIS

by Orson on Jul 28, 2009 10:43 AM EDT

Al Groh, chaste leader of men:

If this is standard operating procedure now, we expect colorful and varying degrees of answers pre-written to this question on placards for different football players: "Married, but Wearing it Out," "Sonoran Desert Sex Schedule (Gettin' Wet Three or Four Times A Year Max,)" "Waiting for Marriage, Or Until Someone Says Yes," "Currently Engaged In Intercourse Under the Table During This Press Conference," "Fresh Off Double Intern Ass-Fiesta In Broom Closet." You may borrow that last one from Rex Grossman, who used it as SEC Media Days in 2000. No one asked him to, mind you--he was just quite proud of the statement of fact. (HT: JTB: Source: ACC Media Days.)

Tweet Comment 8 comments | 0 recs |

Do you like this story?

Comments

Question for Coach Groh: When you face Bill Lynch’s Indiana team on October 10th, do the two of you plan to set the game of football back 50 years? Or will you have a suicide pact that you’ll fulfill the night before the game?

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 28, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions

When you consider what Virginia Tech has done to them over the last 10 years or so, I’m afraid the description of “virgin” is simply inaccurate.

by I'm A Lasagna Hog on Jul 28, 2009 11:41 AM EDT reply actions

I’m pretty sure both of the last two answers came from The Sex Cannon. He puts a whole new spin on “boom, MOTHERfucker”.

by Tim on Jul 28, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions

Not seen at SEC media days:

Jarret Lee
“I have accuracy issues”

by CincySooner on Jul 28, 2009 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

“Sonoran Desert Sex Schedule”

And that, my friends, is how you win and end the internets.

by JediBendu on Jul 28, 2009 4:08 PM EDT reply actions

You’d think someone that blogs would have better Photoshop skills. Alas, perhaps not.

by Grrrrroh! on Jul 29, 2009 9:36 AM EDT reply actions

That photo is taken directly from the ACC’s photostream and unedited. A water bottle is blocking the “-ia.”

by Orson Swindle on Jul 29, 2009 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions

A brilliant recruiting effort by Coach Groh to lure the next great off-puttingly fundamentalist QB phenom to UVA. “Look around this campus, son, you won’t even be tempted by these gals.” I’m qualified to make that comment about Yooveeay’s co-eds, based on the utter lack of skirt-talent they brought to the Peach Bowl a few years back. The Wahoo ladies are as homely as the men are pompous.

by Double Dawg Dare Ya on Jul 29, 2009 12:19 PM EDT reply actions