From SN Today’s profile of Joe Cox: his favorite attribute is his hair, the skill he wants most is a good putting game, and one of his favorite movies is Anchorman. This means he’ll get this joke when we say: it’s the pleats, Joe.
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typed by ben says:
that last sentence practically wrote itself!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:29 am
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heythisismike says:
There goes my resolution to finally grow up and not make Cox jokes.
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:47 am
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haybeav says:
The girl in the cubicle next to me just asked why I yelled “GROSSSS!!!”, seemingly out of nowhere.
I showed her the picture, and she had the same reaction.
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:52 am
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haybeav says:
Orson,
I think this post should be tagged with “Mooseknuckle”
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:53 am
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49r says:
Tim Tebow approves!
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 am
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GatorAM says:
what has been seen… cannot be unseen….
also: that was taken at a photo shoot. The photographer, the assistants, ANYONE THERE could see that would be a… small problem. Not to mention the photographer can retouch this stuff after the fact. He’s probably getting a terrific laugh out of this, because there is no way he missed that before it published.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:09 am
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NCT says:
There was a – um – similar photo taken of Stafford, too. I’m not altogether sure whether surnames that lend themselves to double entendre are required for this particular composition. I haven’t seen the shots of Gray, Murray, or Mettenberger.
Oh. Can I get a Cole Porter? No? “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”? Still nothing?
Hmph. Stupid kids.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:42 am
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ALGator says:
He kinda looks like Notre Dame’s mascot.
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:46 am
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Mr. Pelican Pants says:
Which came first, his name or this picture? I am sure Dick Trickle and Casey Dick have similar profiles. Didn’t his mom teach him what underwear is for? I betcha they told Reggie Nelson not to try that……
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 am
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Seven Years in Gainesville says:
Favorite physical attribute about myself: My hair
And least… My super-fair skin
NOT BLOODY LIKELY
July 23rd, 2009 at 10:59 am
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Silver Britches says:
Ye shall come to know the Ginger Assassin. And fear him.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:02 am
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ohiodawg says:
Not much more to add to mr. winky.
Favorite attribute is my hair. That’s why I got a crew cut.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:06 am
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awesomeo says:
The Sporting News has done this before:
http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/4656/chrissimmslarge.jpg
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am
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Rock Out with Your Cox Out says:
If I didn’t know better, I’d think this was an LSUFreek production. Seriously, how this photo made it past the SN editors without being sent back for retouching is beyond me.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:34 am
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Harris says:
While I appreciate that Joe is down with the brown as evidenced by his interest in the lovely Ms. Berry, the photo suggests he’ll leave her a tad . . . unsatisfied.
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:49 am
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Mr. Mushroom Stamp says:
Favorite Movie: Scarface
Favorite Quote: “Say hello to my little friend!”
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:55 am
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TCOAN says:
I’m no Dawgs fan, but for Pete’s sake, haven’t any of you people ever heard the expression “a grow-er, not a show-er?” If the flag’s not at full staff, photographic evidence is meaningless. Q.E.D.M.F.
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
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Harris says:
Yes, but that’s not funny and frankly I have no interest in seeing Joe’s hard-on to confirm.
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:26 pm
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Ramblin Dreck says:
“I shall call him mini-me.”
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:30 pm
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Bulldawgerall says:
This reminds me of my favorite Lewis Grizzard headline from the Red and Black:
“Dawgs Play Cocks With Dix Out”
Bringing up the possibility of this gem in 2009:
“Dawgs Play Cocks With Cox Out”
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:46 pm
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TCOAN says:
Fair enough, Harris.
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
“…so i guess what im saying is, the angle of my dange, is directly proportional to the heat of my meat”
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:14 pm
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Ramblin Dreck says:
I heard all dawg fans love cox.
July 23rd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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Tommy says:
Imagine how much shorter this thread would be if those disparaging Cox’s member were required to post their own for comparison’s sake. Probably shorter than Cox’s … hair.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
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WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Probably, Tommy. I’m a little camera shy since I retired from my lucrative career as stunt dong for John Holmes.4
And who are we to judge Joe Cox? Maybe it was really cold the day of the photo shoot. Or maybe he just got out of the pool.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
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Jason says:
@ 11-
Give your handle the rest of the day off.
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
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Mr.Pelican Pants says:
To quote George:
“SHRINKAGE!”
To quote Adam: “Eve, stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.”
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm