JOE COX, EVERYONE!
by Orson on Jul 23, 2009 10:18 AM EDT
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PrintFrom SN Today's profile of Joe Cox: his favorite attribute is his hair, the skill he wants most is a good putting game, and one of his favorite movies is Anchorman. This means he'll get this joke when we say: it's the pleats, Joe.
Lack of protection may be an issue for the Georgia offense, especially up the middle.
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that last sentence practically wrote itself!
by typed by ben on Jul 23, 2009 10:29 AM EDT reply actions
There goes my resolution to finally grow up and not make Cox jokes.
by heythisismike on Jul 23, 2009 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
The girl in the cubicle next to me just asked why I yelled “GROSSSS!!!”, seemingly out of nowhere.
I showed her the picture, and she had the same reaction.
by haybeav on Jul 23, 2009 10:52 AM EDT reply actions
Orson,
I think this post should be tagged with “Mooseknuckle”
by haybeav on Jul 23, 2009 10:53 AM EDT reply actions
what has been seen… cannot be unseen….
also: that was taken at a photo shoot. The photographer, the assistants, ANYONE THERE could see that would be a… small problem. Not to mention the photographer can retouch this stuff after the fact. He’s probably getting a terrific laugh out of this, because there is no way he missed that before it published.
by GatorAM on Jul 23, 2009 11:09 AM EDT reply actions
There was a – um – similar photo taken of Stafford, too. I’m not altogether sure whether surnames that lend themselves to double entendre are required for this particular composition. I haven’t seen the shots of Gray, Murray, or Mettenberger.
Oh. Can I get a Cole Porter? No? “Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered”? Still nothing?
Hmph. Stupid kids.
by NCT on Jul 23, 2009 11:42 AM EDT reply actions
Which came first, his name or this picture? I am sure Dick Trickle and Casey Dick have similar profiles. Didn’t his mom teach him what underwear is for? I betcha they told Reggie Nelson not to try that……
by Mr. Pelican Pants on Jul 23, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions
Favorite physical attribute about myself: My hair
And least… My super-fair skin
NOT BLOODY LIKELY
by Seven Years in Gainesville on Jul 23, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions
Ye shall come to know the Ginger Assassin. And fear him.
by Silver Britches on Jul 23, 2009 12:02 PM EDT reply actions
Not much more to add to mr. winky.
Favorite attribute is my hair. That’s why I got a crew cut.
by ohiodawg on Jul 23, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions
If I didn’t know better, I’d think this was an LSUFreek production. Seriously, how this photo made it past the SN editors without being sent back for retouching is beyond me.
by Rock Out with Your Cox Out on Jul 23, 2009 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
While I appreciate that Joe is down with the brown as evidenced by his interest in the lovely Ms. Berry, the photo suggests he’ll leave her a tad . . . unsatisfied.
by Harris on Jul 23, 2009 12:49 PM EDT reply actions
Favorite Movie: Scarface
Favorite Quote: “Say hello to my little friend!”
by Mr. Mushroom Stamp on Jul 23, 2009 12:55 PM EDT reply actions
I’m no Dawgs fan, but for Pete’s sake, haven’t any of you people ever heard the expression “a grow-er, not a show-er?” If the flag’s not at full staff, photographic evidence is meaningless. Q.E.D.M.F.
by TCOAN on Jul 23, 2009 1:05 PM EDT reply actions
Yes, but that’s not funny and frankly I have no interest in seeing Joe’s hard-on to confirm.
by Harris on Jul 23, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions
This reminds me of my favorite Lewis Grizzard headline from the Red and Black:
“Dawgs Play Cocks With Dix Out”
Bringing up the possibility of this gem in 2009:
“Dawgs Play Cocks With Cox Out”
by Bulldawgerall on Jul 23, 2009 1:46 PM EDT reply actions
“…so i guess what im saying is, the angle of my dange, is directly proportional to the heat of my meat”
by Kevin@LSU on Jul 23, 2009 2:14 PM EDT reply actions
Imagine how much shorter this thread would be if those disparaging Cox’s member were required to post their own for comparison’s sake. Probably shorter than Cox’s … hair.
by Tommy on Jul 23, 2009 3:20 PM EDT reply actions
Probably, Tommy. I’m a little camera shy since I retired from my lucrative career as stunt dong for John Holmes.4
And who are we to judge Joe Cox? Maybe it was really cold the day of the photo shoot. Or maybe he just got out of the pool.
by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Jul 23, 2009 3:47 PM EDT reply actions
To quote George:
“SHRINKAGE!”
To quote Adam: “Eve, stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets.”
by Mr.Pelican Pants on Jul 23, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions
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